Poland POLAND 2023 - Blanka - Solo

[ESC United Mod Team]

 

[MopManMoss]

BAYBEH BAYBEH BAYBEH

 

[Franzilein]

Is this beautiful girl in the room with us right now?

Why are you are geh?

You know you spend too much time on the internet when you know both the "Does the demon have an attorney?" as well as the "Pasta Senpai"... laughed way too much at this, thank you

 

[lilka]

Well, she's pretty to look at. Shame about the song, though.
Just a whole lot of nothing for me.

Good luck, Poland.

Pretty is not enough unfortunately for Eurovision, yeah, I support this opinion.

Her lips though, with that disgusting hole in the middle, which screams "lip job gone wrong" destroy even the effect of her beauty.

 

[burrito]

Polish Eurovision media and OGAE Poland wrote an appeal to TVP's chairman. They point out the instances of not adherring to the contest's rules, lack of transparency, issues with possible lack of jury's objectivity and many other important things. So for everyone with a few minutes to spare:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1631384056821587976

For some reason I can't see it linked on their main page (?) and I think it's worth sharing. It's in Polish only but I don't want to put the translation directly here as the whole thing is pretty lengthy. But they have good points and sum up everything well so it's worth reading

 

[Loindici]

BAYBEH BAYBEH BAYBEH

ITS KINDA CREZZEHHHH

 

[Betwixt Tales]

The Polish entry has me scratching my head. I like the studio-recorded version of the song well enough. It's a fun summer bop. But then watching her live performance and it's like it's a completely different singer/song. It makes me wonder how much helped her vocals got in the recorded version. I think she would do better if she concentrated on just singing the song, instead of doing all that choreography.

(I won't go into the controversy of how the song was selected, as I don't know enough about it to join in on that debate.)

 

[njdevils94]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1630694035072352256

 

[Loindici]

They can still do a reselection, it's still the beginning of March.

Or maybe it'll be good to see Blanka on stage, I'd love the memes that might come out of it.

 

[EscGeek]

Just let it go and let me have this
I've waited for a song in this particular style since Margaret 2016 (and so did TVP apparently )

If you guys want Jann so much, start a petition for his internal selection next year.

 

[mauve]

Just let it go and let me have this
I've waited for a song in this particular style since Margaret 2016 (and so did TVP apparently )

If you guys want Jann so much, start a petition for his internal selection next year.

Just as Australia did with Voyager!

 

[mauve]

Just let it go and let me have this
I've waited for a song in this particular style since Margaret 2016 (and so did TVP apparently )

If you guys want Jann so much, start a petition for his internal selection next year.

By the way we leave you Blanka if you give me LOTL today!

 

[EscGeek]

By the way we leave you Blanka if you give me LOTL today!

I love LOTL too. Ikke just overshadowed my other three faves (LOTL, Patty and Lonely Spring)
German selection is very good this year. I'm just scared of a Gustaph-like winner. It would seem like a waste. Or even worse: Will Church

 

[crashworld]

They can still do a reselection, it's still the beginning of March.

Or maybe it'll be good to see Blanka on stage, I'd love the memes that might come out of it.

Please do not take away my only 12 pointer (so far) in this year's edition. I beg you please.

 

[cassio]

changed my vote how imbaressing Poland she's out of tune ..she can't sing 0 pts

 

[AlienSoul]

The vocals sounded off even in the tits'n'arse music video.

 

[gigi_copp3]

This is fading day by day... it started 10th in the ranking and now it's 18th.

 

[MopManMoss]

She’s performing in the Moldovan NF, it will probably sound even worse than it did last weekend because of Moldovas production quality

 

[A-lister]

Poland, this song is an embarrassment. It gives me Moldova 2006-vibes meets Instagram "model/influencer" (h**) trying to have a "singing career" meets Junior Eurovision meets untalented spoiled rich girl having her *suga* daddy buy her a ticket to Eurovision as a "present" for her narcissistic ego... I don't mind a female bop, in fact I stan for those, but this is just so generic and mediocre and I can't believe Poland didn't go for Margaret some years ago but instead choose a budget b-side of that some years way too late. This will not qualify. If the song was at least hot you could forgive her for those bad vocals, but there is just nothing of any quality here.

I was never in team Jann though, that entry was a mess. The least "bad" option Poland had was Dominik, basic sure, but at least a better overall package and would have probably been Poland's biggest chance of at least qualifying.

 

[Genesis]

 

[burrito]

They can still do a reselection, it's still the beginning of March.

Or maybe it'll be good to see Blanka on stage, I'd love the memes that might come out of it.

additonal 100% televote only superfinal is my fever dream

as for memes I'd rather have someone else get the privilege of being the most meme-able country this time, we've given everyone enough material last year already