Norway NORWAY 2022 - Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf a Banana

[escYOUnited]

Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
See where you're going, but I don’t know where you've been
Is that saliva or blood drippin' off your chin?
If you don’t like the name Keith I'ma call you Jim
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf (Banana)

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Banana

I like the scent of every meal on your breath
That hunger in you, I'm in danger now, I guess
Let's go to grandma's, you say grandma tastes the best
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf
Someone give that wolf a banana

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na
Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
Someone give that wolf a banana
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wo-o-olf

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
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[Chalphon]

So.... DJ Astronaut is revealed to be TIX !!! Source: https://www.nrk.no/kultur/her-blir-tix-avslort-som-dj-astronaut-1.15962155

So for those out there not speaking Norweigian the (very short) article is about some of the Norweigian ESC-fans speaking about it. One says he was very surprised (some dude from Eurovision Norway) and the chairman of Norweigian OGAE (MGP klubben) says that this is not the Masked singer and that he feels like it is time for them to drop the act and show their faces.

 

[randajad]

Think this is a PR trick. Same like last year with TIX and Efendi

Apparently they are still dating

 

[Mainshow]

TIX and Efendi are together in Turin right now - I don´t think that any of them would spend money for a one-year-old PR trick.
They seem to genuinely like each other (only as friends? as love interest? it doesn´t matter - they are both in Italy right now!)

 

[YILYIL]

this is really cringe, but I guess we were supposed to get some energy of the vibes of this performance. it even failed there.

 

[Milos-BC]

For me, they were super-enjoyable and it was one of the best performance in semi 1. Though, it definitely lost some of the impact it had on the national final, but that is also the case for many songs this year due to technical issues that are very visible this year.

Just like , if the juries don't drag them down too much, it will be an easy top 10 finish.

 

[Galandar]

This is so good. Loved them making it to the final

 

[Zerocalcare]

On TG1 they just said that Subwoolfer are very popular here in Italy

 

[soulm8]

Top 3 with the TV votes. I can see them winning the TV vote if Europe were not that bias. Really polish and catchy performance.

 

[VikingTiger]

I do expect Norway to be on top of the scoreboard!
... after their set of televotes have been given. After a luke warm welcome by the juries this will get the first really high score from the televoters.

 

[musicfan]

It would be fun if they did win the televote, Ukraine is an obstacle to that but we'll see. But whatever happens...top 5, top 10, middling.....this will be remembered. Placings aren't everything to me, it's a song festival.

 

[Simon]

I don't have a banana at home I think) what do I do?

 

[midnightsun]

Say goodbye to your grandma…

 

[eurovizian]

With the current fuel and gas prices, I hope they fueled up on their home planet. It's a long journey home.

 

[martin]

Good luck Subwoofler and Norway. Hopefully we could fight for a top 10 this year

 

[Kairit]

This one did seem to run out of steam towards the end there in terms of hype.... Still a decent result, but I did expect a higher placing.

 

[Realest]

Expected more Televotes tbh.

 

[Preuss]

I expected more from the public too tbh, and I kinda thought we'd get more points from the juries. Nonetheless 10th place is a solid result once again...

 

[SAYAY]

In regards to votes, Norway/Subwoolfer actually got votes from 32/40 countries in total (most of these were televoting points obviously which I was kinda expecting). I would have wished for more 8s, 10s and some 12s but getting points from 32 countries is something I can find peace in Can't wait to see what these crazy wolves will do next!

 

[musicfan]

Most of the public won't follow all the extra stuff around Eurovision. But the reality is that taking the whole Eurovision experience in consideration they were likely the most entertaining this year.

The performance was pretty good. The staging could have done with a lot more lights and 'smoke' around them as at the national final, or perhaps just something more unique that nobody had seen before the finals. I thought they did deserve extra support from their broadcaster considering the effort they put in.

 

[gingerale]

Can't stop watching the final performance. S10 was so so good. Also the camera work and the simple but effective staging. My fave right now.