Norway NORWAY 2022 - Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf a Banana

[escYOUnited]

Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
See where you're going, but I don’t know where you've been
Is that saliva or blood drippin' off your chin?
If you don’t like the name Keith I'ma call you Jim
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf (Banana)

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Banana

I like the scent of every meal on your breath
That hunger in you, I'm in danger now, I guess
Let's go to grandma's, you say grandma tastes the best
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf
Someone give that wolf a banana

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na
Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
Someone give that wolf a banana
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wo-o-olf

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
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[Funix]

Is Wigaard a surprise winner of this heat?
EDIT: What a performance from Sofie

 

[Gera11]

While all four performances were nice, Sofie is literally the worst in this heat, come on Norway don't do this to me

 

[Gera11]

 

[jatojo]

I definitely think that Sofie should win this. And now she's in the final of the heat - great. It's not Ulrikke 2020, but not too far from it.

 

[Looren]

Congrats Sofie, Kim was my fave but I really feel happy for her

Now go win this heat

 

[mauve]

Sofia vs Maria ... let's hope for Maria!

 

[jatojo]

Overall, Norsk MGP was very, very weak this year.

No, it's great. Most songs would be good representatives for Norway in Torino.

 

[Gera11]

Every time I watch a MGP heat the song I like the least wins smh

 

[jatojo]

And now - the winner of Eurovision 2022 ...?

 

[empo21]

At least people in Norway can correctly say Bananas *squints at Sweden*

 

[jatojo]

Every time I watch a MGP heat the song I like the least wins smh

You could compare your taste to the bookmakers' suggestions. They are pretty accurate.

 

[Gera11]

What is it with Nordic countries and bananas this year Denmark please send one too

 

[bstream]

Ok, this Banana song is the best song in the entirety of Norsk MGP.

 

[Looren]

OKAY I LOVE THIS

 

[HayashiM]

So this is the Banana song? Wow, pretty decent, though like with Death of Us, I think this leaves a lot to be desired in the staging department.

Still, this was easily the best evening of the 4, is giving me back some hope, thanks

 

[Gera11]

I'm a tiny bit annoyed by the hype around Subwoolfer (just look at this tiktok short for example, trying too hard to be viral) but at least it's a cool song

 

[VirginiaVision]

I might be totally wrong, but I feel like the second Subwoolfer guy to sing in the first verse sounded like Alexander Walkman

 

[jatojo]

These interval acts are hilarious. Maybe the one last Saturday was slightly funnier.

 

[Mrm]

Maria Mohn – "Fly" is really good, good vocal delivery, but still that outfit and drums..I hoped for a different approach...

 

[Gera11]

Maria Mohn – "Fly" is really good, good vocal delivery, but still that outfit and drums..I hoped for a different approach...

What were you expecting, staging-wise?