Who knew "Ugly Betty"'s Justin Suarez would grow up to win the Maltese national final for Eurovision?
On a serious note, though, it seems Malta can only produce two kinds of Eurovision entries:
* A ballad or slow pop song, often sung by a woman, sometimes heavy-set, often sung by a specific heavy-set woman named Chiara
* A pop-tune featuring a young male with so-so live vocals and a stage show, hair and/or clothes which makes people question their sexuality
I don't see this qualifying for the final.