Do you wanna know how to reach a guaranteed last place in the semi?? Well, it´s actually pretty simple, just take the following "ingredients":
a voice which just got eliminated from Pop Idol
+ a blond women with the "likable" attitude of a Bachelor candidate
+ the stage presence of a wet kitchen towel
+ a bland and repetitive song that you usually hear in an elevator or in a supermarket
+ a much too colourful background
+ a stupid choreography where the artist lies on the counter
= last place in the semi
You see, it´s very easy. I give this song
, for me one of Irelands weakest entries.