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[hijirio]

*********** AN ERA HAS ENDED ***********

THANK YOU EVERYONE

Uzbekistan has had one silver, one bronze medal in 5 OM's. I will have a heavy heart saying goodbye to my favorite country, but I know Nikolai sis will take care of it for me

Now we're switching from Tashkent Nights to Baku Nights. Glue your wigs, we're taking off.

During my 5 runs in Azerbaijan, I will try to give gays everything they want.

 

[hijirio]

As we are nearing the end of summer days, I sent an ice-cold song to refresh your hot nights

HINT for OM06 :

 

[hijirio]

AZERGAYJAN OM6

XATUN - ICE ICE BABY

ICE.... VERY ICE... MUCH ICE... VERY COLD...
I will rebuild the desires you destroyed
I will re-live the pure innocent feelings you broke
I love someone else, it's none of your business, I am not defeated to my own heart.
I might die from missing you, but I will not bow down to you.
You do you, I do me.
Don't overestimate yourself
Don't come my way
You are unlucky to me
I turn ICE, VERY ICE, MUCH ICE, VERY COLD...

 

[hijirio]

Thank you everyone who enjoyed Xatun's Turkish bath hit 'Buz' and gave me another overrated top 10 finish

Azergayjan's greatest female gay icon will be sent to Vietnam for OM7, and she will be joined by a famous American rapper, who has 17 Grammy nominations and a life full of scandels. Azerbaijan's major oil company SOCAR will cover American hitmaker's all travel expenses to Vietnam, it was not easy to convince him to represent Azerbaijan in the biggest Asian music festival called OM.
Hint (actually not) : it will be a bop

BREAKING NEWS: SOCAR will sponsor a NF called 'Milli Seçim Turu - OM Edition' for OM08.

Fasten your wigs, the spaceship is ready to blow.

 

[hijirio]

Thank you everyone who enjoyed a small cup of coffee from Colombia to keep y'all up all night yesterday.

Here's a message from Aygun and Snoop following their performance from yesterday:

Snoop: Menhabar Albaijan... Azerbarjan..... Yes..

As you already know, an NF was scheduled for OM8, but things have been a bit unpredictable lately in disaster of our country Azerbopjan. I hereby announce that Baku will continue to take part in the contest despite the ongoing clashes with Hayastan .

However, for OM8, we might have to cancel our previously planned bop-loaded NF and go for an internally selected provocative genocide hit. All will depend on the outlook of the clashes during the next contest.

Praying for peace&stability

See you all, and vote for Coffee From Colombia xxx

hiji

 

[hijirio]

NEWS

Land of fire decided to hold a National Final for OM08, however, we will keep everything simple this time, as the broadcaster has spent all the budget on sending Snoop Dogg to Vietnam for OM07, and because we are currently having a war with our lovely neighbours Armenia.

'Milli Seçim Turu: Redemption' will be a one-singer NF. Because of lack of money, we will send the cheapest option, an Azerbaijani female artist who gave us one of our worst results in ESC. She will perform 3 touching ballads in Azerbaijani language with her soothing soft voice. So bring your tissues. It has been a long time not hearing from her, so i thought i might want to give her an opportunity to shine after getting tanked years ago.

LL Time: Right after OM8 NF LL (Sunday 4th - 21:00 CET)
LL Place: Wherever holds their OM8 NF LL
Dress code: no wigs.
Voting Deadline: Till OM8 submission deadline

Singer:

 

[hijirio]

Forget about Dilare Kazımova
She is D E A D, now we call her D I L A R A
She was a slightest light in 2014, now she is ready to START A FIRE

Since her ESC participation in 2014, D I L A R A got divorced from her husband, came out as bisexual, made nude TV appearances, announced her lesbian crush on Samra, and even touched Nikki's ass..

Now is her time to shine, to show the world that she is not the same old Dilare Kazımova who brought Azerbaijan their first major flop in Eurovision.

MİLLİ SEÇİM TURU: D I L A R A REDEMPTION
Voting Method: Rate each song on a scale of 0 to 10

SONG 1 - D I L A R A - AzerGAYjan
The rhythm of the night, will simply blow your mind

SONG 2 - D I L A R A - HEÇ VECİMƏ DEYİLSƏN
I don't care about you, I have my own truth

SONG 3 - D I L A R A - HAREM
Every every every night, you leave me sleepless, you don't come to my bed but I know you want me

Deadline: Till OM8 submission deadline

Voted: Cambodia, Lesbanon

 

[hijirio]

Standings so far

1 - D I L A R A 91

2 - D I L A R A 66

3 - D I L A R A 65

The queen is currently occupying all Top 3 spots so far. We seem to have a runaway winner, which is D I L A R A. Your votes can still change everything, so keep your votes coming

Iconic members who voted in Milli Seçim Turu: Dilara Redemption so far:

China, Uzbekistan, Cambodia, Mongolia, Lesbanon, Turkey, Uganda, Vietnam

 

[NikolaiMoller]

voted

 

[hijirio]

98% Uzbekistan's Mikaela Minga Votes
1% Plug reaction
1% 0 to 10 ratings from each user

#transparency

 

[hijirio]

AZERGAYJAN NF RESLUTS

98% votes decided by our guest judge Mikaela Minga @NikolaiMoller

Azerbaijan 10
Heç Vecime Deyilsen 10
Harem 10

Thank you sis, for demonstrating best #taste among everyone

We have a draw here, so it's up to you juries and plug reactions to decide the winner

Plug reaction (1%):
Azerbaijan 12
Heç Vecime Deyilsen 16
Harem 20

Jury votes (1%):
Azerbaijan 43
Heç Vecime Deyilsen 40
Harem 60

AND OUR WINNER IS :

 

[hijirio]

OM09 TBA

 

[hijirio]

I was planning an NF but due to low interest, Azergayjan made an internal selection this time.


HINT FOR OM09:

1) It is a comeback singer.

2) It's a live performance.

3)

 

[hijirio]

Welcome to Azergayjan 20000000/09 Galactic Cyber Punk Fantasy

 

[hijirio]

Ok, the lyrics for this song are extremely poetic and difficult so I had to make use of google translate in most lines

Here we go, another sassy Azergayjani entry:

Seide Sultan - Canıma Yazıq

Other people interfered in our relationship
They said crazy things about us
They made you unlove me
They made you erase me

My crazy devil says go back to him
My heart, my mind say no

Your heart is silent, your pride is burning
You jump on top of me, I lay on the floor
Shades, doubts, dark evils all over me
You are too proud, I am like ehh, I don't care lol
You are too proud, I am like ehh, I don't care lol

BONUS: Seide Sultan accidental nipple slip gifs #ooooopsieeeee
Yes Seide, we all know it was an #accident. But I can tell the men enjoyed the serve.
Credits: legendary @Ewigkeit

 

[hijirio]

I know you can never get enough of her, so here's the Valentina Monetta of Orient Matsuri, 3 participations in 10 editions.
Should have sent her more often tbh ngl lol.

Samra - Badminton
my last entry for azerBYEjan

 

[hijirio]

Gurls

THANK YOU SO MUCH for all the points you gave to from OM6-OM10

I really enjoyed scouting for Azergayjan, and discovered so many bops that I'm so sad that I won't be able to send them all :')

I went a bit too deep web while looking for songs (sometimes I found myself binge-watching hours of Azeri reality shows)
I need some break from Azerbaijani deep web, so from next edition on I will be sending songs from my home country and Azergayjan's best friend

Though it breaks my heart to depart from crazy Baku nights,,,,,,,,

Here's to a new era!

Next Stop:

TRABZON NIGHTS

 

[Amir]

Dilara couldn't handle the loss and deleted all her videos from YT

 

[hijirio]

OM 11 TURGAY

Hasibe - Yarim

So here's my K-pop (Karadeniz-pop) and Maruv fusion entry for this edition.
I have never had Turkey in a main contest before, so the responsibility is huge. I better deliver or my fellow Turkish queens in the forum will cancel me forever.
Sooooo as the Black Sea Region nationalist that I am, I thought I should send a Karadeniz folk bop for my debut with Turkey. This is the third time I'm sharing a Karadeniz song with you girls, I was happy that you liked my first two attempts and I hope this one works out well too.

The lyrics are too iconic (anti-men anthem) so I will translate them later, stay tuned xoxo

C'est la vie.
thxs bye

 

[hijirio]

Hasibe - Yarim Lyrics
The song that cancelled every man on earth

My inner voice says 'Spill it out'
Then I say 'Nevermind, stay silent and finish him off'
I wasn't sad at all when you broke my heart
I already kicked you out of there

So you're a trouble, but who cares?
I don't have any trouble in my life
So you're a fire, but who cares?
You cannot even light up a match lol xd

Your eyes don't mean anything to me anymore
What happened babe? You seem to be frowning.
Aww, are you so sad?
You haven't seen anything yet

What happened, darling darling?
You loved me too much, darling darling?
Are you so sad, darling darling?
Get going, darling darling!

I want him gone!
I don't want him to utter my name anymore!
I don't want anything from him anymore!