Germany GERMANY 2024 - Isaak - Always on the Run

[ESC United Mod Team]

 

[Looren]

This is one of the weirdest jury votes sequence I ever saw

 

[Kev4000]

What a shitshow. Seriously.

 

[MopManMoss]

Half way into the jury vote and I understand what Emily Roberts meant two years ago because I gotta wash my brain with soap

 

[lasse braun]

UK again strange in jurythings and they don't like cats.

 

[Gwendal]

These international juries votes are atrocious.
Please, Deutschland: save yourself from bottom three.

 

[heke1988]

So UMK's 75% public - 25% jury is going to sound good?

 

[Seregil Korit]

This is giving this year's Ireland international jury but worse.

 

[Storm]

Oh my god we're sending Katze arent we

 

[ESC94]

This is a very strange vote.

 

[I bims]

Isaak winning the jury is not a surprise tbh. But Ryk being so low... wow.
Well send Isaak then, we need the song with the most jury appeal, televote won't matter in May, none of the songs will appeal to the televote.

 

[Jupiter]

Absolutely nothing about this makes sense. 99 getting a 10? Ban all those Jury members from everything ever X_x

 

[Gwendal]

Floryan last for everyone? Even with song on a budget? Max Mutzke? Katze thing?

 

[Neely]

I don't know if this jury voting says more about the songs or the juries.

 

[jatojo]

Isaak = Germany rock bottom in Malmö.

 

[MopManMoss]

Haven't they changed the teleovte so it isn't proportional anymore? Ryk is doomed this is atrocious

 

[Storm]

Absolutely shocked how this is unfolding after Isaak lmao

 

[HarryUK]

LINA FROM ALCAZAR

The jury spokesperson choices have been excellent

 

[mauve]

Fuck the Juries

 

[BorisBubbles]

Pfew okay, that was a load of crap:

here's the ranking:

1. bodine - better a whore from holland than sending an UGLY FUCKING OLD BITCH (max) to Sweden, I guess. the only option that could avoid last (it would be third last with about 30 points, about 18 of which are from the netherlands)


:canyon-sized gap:

2. marie - good song, good vocal, stage presence of someone forced to sing against her own will, hating every second of the experience. LEARN TO SERVE, BITCH.
3. ryk - "good" song, shaky vocal, ugly pajamas, highkey cringe. Stick him in a bootcamp so he too learns HOW TO SERVE (bitch).
4. isaak - has the stage presence, but not the song
5. ninetynine - has the song, but not the stage presence

:a smaller but still large gap:

6. galant - here by default. honestly, sub-latvia level (on the basis of being less viable than cat's song), but it will stand out i guess
7. leona - elsie bay forever destined to be a dementor-like presence in shit nfs
8. max - an absolute NOTHING of a song, so watch it win.
9. floryan - rotted to the core, so of course he got the second loudest cheer from the crowd after ryk.

absolute YIKES on all fronts.

 

[Datura]

that voting is a joke. with ryk and marie rein being so low in the ranking they basically have no chance anymore