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Re: FSC Worst Song Contest spin-off: THE SHOW

The Romanian Entry



Touch My Bum by Cheeky Girls

Front View:

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Rear View:

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Music Video:





Lyrics

Cheeky girls…………
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what’s in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Oooooh

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Hhmm cheeky cheeky
(laughter)

Cheekycheekycheeky

Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask whats in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Unu doi trei si
(translates to one two three go)
(with other voices shouting cheeky)

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life

Cheeky cheeky

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Cheeky-cheeky​
 
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Re: FSC Worst Song Contest spin-off: THE SHOW

OMFG. :lol: :lol:

I hope Serbia wins!
This has been the laughing stock of ex-Yu countries for the last few months. :lol:
 
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Re: FSC Worst Song Contest spin-off: THE SHOW

HOLY CRAP.
I wish more people spoke ex-Yu languages, so they could see how awfully funny the ex-Yu entries are. :lol:
This is too funny! LMFAO.

...and I honestly like Constantinos' entry. 0.o
 
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Re: FSC Worst Song Contest spin-off: THE SHOW

sannerz said:
...and I honestly like Constantinos' entry. 0.o
Click to expand...

Me, too :eek: The lyrics aren't anything special but I like the melody.
I also like a couple of the other songs...not sure what that means for my taste :D
 
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Re: FSC Worst Song Contest spin-off: THE SHOW

:ba: is definitely my favorite (Arvina xheart)! I knew that song before, and I wanted to make parody of it with my friends... Crnokosa tamnoputa, ko mala pantera, zavodnica mamba crna, do ludila otjera :D :D
 
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Re: FSC Worst Song Contest spin-off: THE SHOW

Are you serious about Constantinos? Have you read the lyrics translation (in the first page)??? :lol:

Many people in Cyprus used to dislike him for years, but after this song almost everyone started to dislike him and laugh at him! When this song was released, I was in high school, and everyone hated it! But because the radio hosts of some of the most popular radio stations are his best friends (and the lyricist of this song is one of them), they keep on playing his songs in the radio, no matter how hardly they suck! He recently had a nice and descent song, though! At last!
 
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Re: FSC Worst Song Contest spin-off: THE SHOW

LOL
Lebt denn der alte Holzmichel noch? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Great choice Anjeza :D
 
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Re: FSC Worst Song Contest spin-off: THE SHOW

:lol: Thanks Kicker

For those who understand German here the lyrics (I tried to translate it, but it's not that good I suppose):

'n Michl gieht 's net gut, in Michl gieht 's net gut.
Michl is not feeling well, Michl is not feeling well
'n Michl gieht 's net gut, seine Nos die is ganz rut.
Michl is not feeling well, his nose is totally red
Das Hacken fallt ihm schwer, das Hacken fallt ihm schwer.
Chipping wood is difficult for him, chipping wood is difficult for him
das Hacken fallt ihm schwer, und der Husten plagt ihn schwer.
chipping wood is difficult for him and the cough bothers him a lot
Weil 's Michl doch so schlecht grad geht.
Because Michl feels so bad right now
singen alle jetzt ganz leise dieses Lied.
now everybody quietly sings this song

Refrain
Lebt denn der alte Holzmichl noch, Holzmichl noch, Holzmichl noch?
Is the old Holzmichl still alive, still alive, still alive?
Lebt denn der alte Holzmichl noch, Holzmichl noch?
Is the old Holzmichl still alive, still alive?
ja, er lebt noch, er lebt noch, er lebt noch.
Yes, he is still alive, is still alive, is still alive
ja, er lebt noch, er lebt noch, stirbt nicht.
Yes, he is still alive, he doesn't die

Der Michl der is krank, der Michl der is krank.
The Michl is ill, the Michl is ill
Der Michl der is krank, uns wird 's aa schu Angst und Bang.
The Michl is ill and we are worried to death too
Was solln wir denn nur tun, was solln wir denn nur tun.
What are we supposed to do, what are we supposed to do
was solln wir denn nur tun, ja er muB sich jetzt ausruhn.
what are we supposed to do, he has to relax right now
Weil 's 'n Michl doch so schlecht grad geht.
Because Michel feels so bad right now
summen wir alle gemeinsam unser Lied.
let's hum together our song

Refrain

Dr Michl is halb tot, dr Michl is halb tot.
Michl is almost dead, Michl is almost dead
dr Michl is halb tot, wir habn unner liebe Not.
Michl is almost dead, we have our hands full with it
Er liegt nun auf dr Diel, er liegt nun auf dr Diel.
He is lying in the hall, he is lying in the hall
er liegt nun auf dr Diel un er sogt aa net mehr viel.
he is lying in the hall and he doesn't talk anymore
Weil 's mit 'n Michl nun zu Ende geht.
Because Michl is almost gone
schweigen wir alle gemeinsam unser Lied.
we remain silent with our song

Refrain

Komm mit, wir gehn an 's Grab ihn mal besuchen.
Come on, let's go and visit his grave
Schaut alle her, ein Wunder ist geschehn.
And look, a miracle has happened
Der Michl ist zum Gluck doch nicht gestorben.
Luckily Michl didn't fade away
drum singen wir das Lied so laut es geht.
so everybody sings this song as loud as possible

Refrain

 
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Re: FSC Worst Song Contest spin-off: THE SHOW

CypriotGirl said:
Are you serious about Constantinos? Have you read the lyrics translation (in the first page)??? :lol:
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I've never been one to care about the lyrics of songs. To me, you can have a beautiful ballad, beautifully sung, with lyrics about chopping babies' heads off, and I care even less when the song is foreign. :p
So, I just like his song because of the music and his voice. I also loved his 2005 entry in ESC. :D
 
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Re: FSC Worst Song Contest spin-off: THE SHOW

There are some pretty awful songs here! :lol:

Perhaps Kim Kardashian is the lesser of all evils gathered here?
 
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Re: FSC Worst Song Contest spin-off: THE SHOW

Omg a lot of awfull songs, especially the ones I understand :s.
I have the Romanian song on a compilation CD, but... it's really horrible! Every time, I hear it, it get stuck in my head and that's quite annoying.
And for Belgium, Astrid is awesome, but this song featuring 'den John' is horrible. She can't sing :s. Even the producers couldn't make it better....
And that Greek singer looks like Romana's sister :eek:!

I hope they all loose their passports and get stuck in North-Korea. The people over there need to laugh a bit more :D.
 
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Re: FSC Worst Song Contest spin-off: THE SHOW

Imo, X-Fcator auditions "win".
I've seen many videos all over the world but Ukraine produced the most epic win (or fail). I'd participated with this one:
(skip to 1:48)
I laughed and cried in the same time.
 
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