FSC Worst Song Contest spin-off: RESULTS

[Kryptonite]

FSC Worst Song Contest spin-off
January 2012

HOST CITY: Pyongyang, North Korea

Pyongyang (literally: "Flat Land") is the capital of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, commonly known as North Korea, and the largest city in the country. Pyongyang is located on the Taedong River and, according to preliminary results from the 2008 population census, has a population of 3,255,388.

VENUE: May Day Stadium

The Rŭngrado May First Stadium, or May Day Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Pyongyang, North Korea, completed on May 1, 1989. It is currently used for football matches, a few athletics matches, but most often for Arirang performances (also known as the Mass Games). The stadium can seat 150,000, which is the largest stadium capacity in the world and the world's 12th largest sporting venue.

HOSTS: Verka Serduchka & Daria Kinzer

Verka Serduchka is a Ukrainian comedian and pop and dance singer. (S)he represented Ukraine in the Eurovision Song Contest 2007 and finished in second place. In his career Serduchka has sold over 1.5 million records in Ukraine.

Daria Kinzer is a Croatian singer who represented Croatia in the Eurovision Song Contest 2011 in Germany. Kinzer won the national selection on March 5 with her entry "Salad break" "Celebrate", and took part in the first semifinal night of the Contest finishing at 15th place.

And now.. LET THE SHOW BEGIN!






































Send your votes to r3gg13!

The deadline: January 25th
The show: January 27th

May the WORST song win! ​

 

[Charly]

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Great show Reg & Nejc

 

[Simon87]

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Great show

 

[doctormalisimo]

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No one sent and Justin Bieber?
And Copper Bell is amazing

 

[Charly]

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Copper Bell is amazing

I jjust had to send it

 

[CypriotGirl]

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Hahahahahaha, I know where my 12 points will go!

Please, vote for Constantinos Christoforou and !

By the way, wait for the lyrics translation, if in any reason you like this song! 3

 

[CypriotGirl]

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Constantinos Christoforou - Thes Na Kanoume Schesi?
(=Do you want to form a relationship?)​

Lyrics translation:

No, I don't want to see you only by chance
No, not leave me again in the morning
not to leave me again in the morning
not to leave me again in the morning

My love, I want you to be my fate
The woman I will call unique
The woman, the woman I will call unique
The woman I will call unique

I want permanent moments with you
I've decided it, my crazy love
It is not enough for you tell me how much you want me
My love, I want to have you forever
Tell me, do you, do you, do you

Do you want to form a relationship?
Do you want to form a relationship?
To walk arm in arm
So I can kiss you in public
So I can put my arm around your waist

Do you want to form a relationship?
So we can sleep together
For now and for forever
So love can bind us

Do you want to form a relationship?
Do you want to form a relationship?
Do you want to form a relationship?

And who knows maybe we'll get married
I can't take it I'm waiting for you like a crazy person
Since you say you don't care about the people around us
Why are we hiding, I don't understand
Do you, tell me do you, do you?

Do you want to form a relationship?
Do you want to form a relationship?
To walk arm in arm
So I can kiss you in public
So I can put my arm around your waist

Do you want to form a relationship?
So we can sleep together
For now and for forever
So love can bind us

Do you want to form a relationship?
Do you want to form a relationship?
Do you want to form a relationship?

 

[seb89]

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Zanger Rinus - Met Romana op de scooter

[Refrain]
Toeter toeter toeter toeter,
Horn horn horn horn horn
Met Romana op de scooter,
With Romana on the scooter
Ije ije ije ije,
Ide, ide, ide ,ide
'k Wil een stukje met haar rijen,
With her I wanna go for a ride
Ukke ukke ukke ukke
eed eed eed eed
Dat zal me wel niet lukke,
I won't succeed
Maar dat geef niet want ik wacht op haar,
But it doesn't matter, cause I'll wait for her
Alleen dan krijg ik het voor elkaar.
Only then I get it done

[Refrain]

Als ik Romana weer hoor zingen,
If I hear Romana sing
Sta ik lekker weer mee te swingen!
then I'll swing
Kijk maar steeds naar mij;
Just always look at me
'k Heb m'n eigen move!
I have my own move!
Ja voor dat leuke talentje,
Yes, for that lovely gift
Ben ik echt het juist ventje,
I'm really the right guy
Oh Romana wat stel jij mij op de proef!
Oh Romana, why do you put me to the test!

2x [Refrain]

Drink ik weer eens een paar flesjes,
I drink a couple of bottles
Zie ik al die zangeresjes!
Then I see all those lovely little singers
En dan weet ik niet wie ik kiezen moet
And then I don't know who to choose
Met Marloes onder de douche,
With Marloes under the shower
Met Gabry in de jacuzzi,
With Gabry in the jacuzzi
Maar iets met Romana lijkt me ook wel goed!
Well, a fling with Romana seems fine to me too

2x [Refrain]

If you can't get enough of Rinus, Romana or the sexy dance moves, don't forget to watch their first English Christmas single:

​

 

[CypriotGirl]

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Ok, I thought I knew who was gonna be my 12 pointer, but honestly, one song I found here is probably the worst song I've ever listened, so it changed!

 

[Sahistul]

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WOW, what a RO song Reggie has chosen )

Hope it wins

Good luck to all, great show Nejc

 

[handeyener]

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GRUPO CLIMAX- MESA QUE MAS APLAUDA

LYRICS:



Esto es un poco de lo que tenemos del aniversario de climax,
Que tenemos dice rapidamente
climax, que comience la fiesta:

Que tenemos dice rapidamenteeeee

Climax

Mesa, mesa, mesa que mas aplauda
Mesa que mas aplauda le manda le manda
le manda a la niña
Mesa que mas aplauda si!
Mesa que mas aplauda no!
Mesa que mas aplauda le manda le manda
le manda a la niña
Za za za y a tu za y a tu za
Za za za y a tu za y a tu za
Za za za y a tu za y a tu za
Za za za y a tu za y a tu za

Tu me aplaudes, za za
Que tu me aplaudes, za za za
Tu me aplaudes , za za
Que tu me aplaudes, za za za

Za za za y a tu za y a tu za
Za za za y a tu za y a tu za
Za za za y a tu za y a tu za
Za za za y a tu za y a tu za

Tu me aplaudes, za za
Que tu me aplaudes, za za za
Tu me aplaudes , za za
Que tu me aplaudes, za za za

Mesa que mas aplauda si!
Mesa que mas aplauda no!

Mesa que mas aplauda le manda
le manda le manda a la niña

Mesa que mas aplauda si!
Mesa que mas aplauda no!

Mesa que mas aplauda le manda
le manda le manda a la niña

Za za za y a tu za y a tu za
Za za za y a tu za y a tu za
Za za za y a tu za y a tu za
Za za za y a tu za y a tu za

Y los doctores, za za
Y los ingenieros, za za
Y los lisenciados, za za
Y los arquitectos, za za
Los contadores, za za
Y los maestros, za za za


Za za za ya tu za y a tu za

Y los albañiles, za za
El obrero, za za
El herrero, za za
El carpintero, za za
Y los choferes, za za

Y todo el mundo, za za za:
Za za za y a tu za y a tu za

Y los malandros, za za
Y los webones, za za
Los hijos de papi, za za
Y los juniors, za za
Y los fresas, za za
Y los que le roban el dinero a mamá
y se lo gastan en climaaaaaax!

Za za za y a tu za y a tu za
Za za za y a tu za y a tu za
Za za za y a tu za y a tu za
Za za za y a tu za y a tu za

Tu me aplaudes, za za
Que tu me aplaudes, za za za
Tu me aplaudes , za za
Que tu me aplaudes, za za za

Za za za y a tu za y a tu za

Mesa mesa mesa que mas aplauda
Mesa que mas aplauda

Le manda le manda le manda a la niña

Za za za y a tu za y a tu za

Mesa que mas aplauda
Mesa que mas aplauda
Le manda le manda
le manda a la niña

Za za za y a tu za y a tu za

Los de rio medio, za za
Buenavista, za za
Maniobrista, za za
Quinta y tapa, za za
El ano del perro, za za
La 21, za za
La cauhutemoc, za za
Colonia centro, za za
Zaragoza, za za
La huaca, za za
Costa de oro, za za
Costa verde, za za
El virginia, za za
El reforma, za za
Mocambo, za za
Boca del rio, za za
El manantial, za za
La carranza , za za

… y todo el mundo, za za za

Za za za y a tu za y a tu za

Y los de tabasco
Los poblanos
Los chilangos
De durango
De sonora
Sinaloa

Y todo el mundo za za za

Za za za y a tu za y a tu za

Los de jalapa
Orizaba
Los de cordoba
Costa rica
Minatitlan
Coatzacualcos
Ciudad mendoza
Alvarado
Ciudad gardel
Y los garooooochos

Za za za y a tu za y a tu za

El irapuato
El monarcas
El monterrey
En necaxa
El toluca
El cruz azul
Los pumas
Las chivas
El america … que chinge a su madre…
arriba los tiburones !!!

Za za za y a tu za y a tu za

Que todo el mundo aplauda,
ue todo el mundo aplauda,
que todo el mundo aplauda
Le mando, le mando,le mando,
le mando a la niña

Mesa que mas aplauda,
mesa que mas aplauda
Mesa que mas aplauda le mando
le mando le mando a la niña

Mesa que mas aplauda,
mesa que mas aplauda
Mesa que mas aplauda le mando
le mando le mando a la niña 3333

 

[Scooby]

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Vote for FYR Macedonia! Our too HOT singer Boki13 loves you all

Who can resist to this beauty. All resistance is ineffective

Just be my Caligula,ave ave Caesar

 

[busybee]

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EFI THODI - I MET YOU ON FACEBOOK



I looked for you in the east,
west, north and south,
Europe, Asia, Africa, America, Australia
but who could imagine that I would find you here.

I met you on facebook and I'm going crazy,
blonde hair, blue eyes and body like a model
I met you on facebook and I'm going crazy
and what you've written in profile is burning me.

You are very handsome and face of the year,
but maybe this photo, baby, is from last year?

I got on boats, trains, jets, taxis, buses
I went around the map to see your eyes,
I went through seas, mountains, I went to the stars
but who could imagine I would find you here.

I met you on facebook and I'm going crazy,
blonde hair, blue eyes and body like a model
I met you on facebook and I'm going crazy
and what you've written in profile is burning me.

You are very handsome and face of the year,
but maybe this photo, baby, is from last year?

 

[evilperson]

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USA
The US entry is none other than American "royalty" Kim Kardashian!

Things got even better when scenes of her never released music video for this song leaked, showing off her best ASSets!

And if you were wondering where Kim gets all her singing talent from, the phrase "like mother, like daughter" has never been more true:

 

[Haustor]

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Great show Nejc.
There are some really bad songs here but I am sure that nobody can match Arvina. Not only does she have horrible vocal ability but lyrics are horrible as well.
Seducer of male kind, black mamba panthera etc. I could not find translation of song and do not feel up to task of translating song myself so you will just have to trust me.

 

[Grinch]

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great show! I haven't listened the songs but even the names of them are epic!

 

[Ewigkeit]

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Lololol who is Turkey? S/he has to win.

 

[Cooler]

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Lololol who is Turkey? S/he has to win.

Me. Sorry, had to send it, after such an epic 12 in the NSC's Worst Song Contest spin-off. ^

 

[CypriotGirl]

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Croatian song is epic!

EFI THODI - I MET YOU ON FACEBOOK

....

You are very handsome and face of the year,
but maybe this photo, baby, is from last year?

This part is just LOL! 3

 

[Simon87]

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Serbian song is on french if someone noticed
People here made their own version called "Ajvar si prozdrmnula/o"