ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - THE WINNER: UNITED KINGDOM ( BLUE - I CAN)

[aletem]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ROUND 11 (DEADLINE: 9th APRIL, 12:00 CET)

And here are my votes from Canada:

12 - Sweden
10 - United Kingdom
8 - Belarus
7 - Croatia
6 - Bosnia and Herzegovina
5 - Russia
4 - Poland
3 - Norway
2 - Italy
1 - Azerbaijan

 

[gazzerl67]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ROUND 11 (DEADLINE: 9th APRIL, 12:00 CET)

Votes from the UK:

12 pts: Hungary
10 pts: Russia
8 pts: Denmark
7 pts: Serbia
6 pts: Norway
5 pts: Latvia
4 pts: Slovenia
3 pts: Estonia
2 pts: Turkey
1 pts: Romania

 

[Milos-BC]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ROUND 11 (DEADLINE: 9th APRIL, 12:00 CET)

Thanks to everyone who voted, the results will be revealed tonight on 22:00 CET Thanks for voting

 

[Milos-BC]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ROUND 11 (DEADLINE: 9th APRIL, 12:00 CET)

Sketch #11

Homer (entering the pub): Hey Moe!

Moe: Hey Homer, sit over there....*phone ringing*.....oh, what the hell......*picks up the phone*.....who is it?

Bart: Hello, I need to speak to Mr. Suckmy, surname: C**k

Moe: Oh yeah, sure, in a minute.......eeer suck my c**k, suck my c**k anyone?

Homer: Oh, I'll do it Moe........BUT IF YOU KISS MY ASS HEHEHEHE

Audience: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Barney: Moe, when I looked at Milos' PC *burp* this is the fifth time you got jackassed like this. You know as they say *burp* when they trick you once, it is an accident, but when they trick you twice......you need to light the bulb on!

Moe: AAAAAAARGH......listen you little skunk, when I find out who you are, I will rape you, strangle you by putting a sock in your mouth, and then I will open your head with a chainsaw and pee in your brain........OH YES, AND THEN I WILL GET YOUR BRAIN OUT AND FEED MY DOG WITH IT, YA HEAR ME?

Bart: Hahahaha, so long sucker *drops the line*

Peter Nalitch: Friends, friends, can you please keep it quiet, some of us are trying to cry....

Homer: Who is this guy Moe?

Moe: I don't know, he is a stranger to me, he just came, ordered a beer, and that's all.

Peter Nalitch: I am left, lost and forgotten, my ex love broke my heart, and you know how they say - "drink cures everything" *hick*

Barney: What is that paper you are holding friend *burp*.....is that a toilet paper?

Peter Nalitch: No, that's a photo of my ex, I can't get my eyes off HER.....hey stop it, bring me my phote back!

Barney: Damn....she looks like a d**k on a bicycle! Tell ya what I'll use this as a toilet paper, "nature is calling", sorry buddy *goes to the toilet*

Peter Naltch: Hey, hey, hey......bring it back.......bring it back.........Aaaaah, this sadness is calling me, bartender, bring me another beer!

Moe (pulls out a shotgun): ENOUGH!

Peter Nalitch: Now I am scared.....I am really scared!

Moe: You've been drinking enough, I don't want to be responsible for someone's health! Nobody's going to die here from drinking, understand?

Peter Nalitch: Ooooh, but I want to lose contact with the physical world, it's too cruel......I can't take it anymore. I think I will cry now......booohooooo

Homer: There there, I'll help you, I will drive you at my home, there is plenty of Duff beer there

Petter Nalitch: I want a whiskey *crying*

*Barney returns*

Barney: Hey friend, that photo of yours is so covered with s**t now, that I can't return it to you......but it did it's purpose, oh yeah *burp*

Peter Nalitch: Bohoooohooooo *crying*

Homer: Way to go Barney.....*sigh*

 

[Milos-BC]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ROUND 11 (RESULTS SHOW - TONIGHT, 22:00 CET)

Barney: Friend I am sorry, but........

Peter Nalitch: No, you are just making my disappearance from this world faster.....ENOUGH, bartender give me the shotgun!

Moe: What are you tripping old man?

Peter Nalitch: Give it to me, I will end my service on this planet in your own pub *stands up* Give it to me

Moe: Back off! Let it go.......

Peter Nalitch: Give it to me......*grabs the shotgun which Moe holds in his hand*

Moe: Go to the table, let it go........

Peter Nalicth: I lived enough, do me a service.......

PETER NALITCH'S EX-LOVE (from somewhere): You are so pathetic Peter, stop it already!

Peter Nalitch: My love, where are you.....am I dreaming?

PETER NALITCH'S EX-LOVE: The stink of your drunk breath isn't that easy NOT to smell, so I followed the trail to see if I'll find you, I was afraid you could do something stupid.....and I was right. Quit s******g and tripping and relax man!

Barney: Hey are you the person that I saw on his photo he was looking at, that I said that looks like a d**k on a bicycle? *burp*


PETER NALITCH'S EX-LOVE: Perhaps.......

Peter Nalitch: Come in dear, I couldn't wait to see you.....

PETER NALITCH'S EX-LOVE (opens the door)...........

Barney: That's HER alright.......*burp*


Homer: She...or he looks like an alien from dimension X......and his hair looks like macaronis.........mmmmmm macaronis *sniveling*

Milan Stankovic: You are tripping as well? What are you serving here bartender, cocaine mixed with polecat's stink?

Moe: WE ARE SERVING ONLY THE HIGH QUALITY DRINK AT MOE'S TAVERN, YOUNG LADY!

Milan Stankovic: Yes, I see.......

Peter Nalitch: Oh my love......will we be together again?

Milan Stankovic: Fart first!

Peter Nalitch *farts*

Milan Stankovic: I will!

Peter Nalitch: Yipee!

Milan Stankovic: Let's get out of here.......oh btw, I liked you guys, come to the wedding, you are all invited, but instead of the invitation, you will get this......

01.Estonia 181
02.France 164
03.United Kingdom 157
04.Hungary 153
05.Sweden 134
06.Slovenia 121
07.Bosnia and Herzegovina 114
08.Poland 113
09.Russia 80
10.Norway 79
11.Denmark 75
12.Azerbaijan 73
13.Israel 57
14.Germany 56
15.Finland 54
16.Switzerland 52
17.Romania 47
18.Ireland 46
19.Serbia 43
21.Croatia 40
22.Belarus 37
23.Turkey 35
24.Greece 34
25.Bulgaria 33
26.Latvia 32
27.Austria 31
28.Slovakia 42
29.Ukraine 29
30.Georgia 28
31.San Marino 23
32.Cyprus 21
33.Italy 17
34.Spain 16
35.Netherlands 13
36.Malta 08
37.Belgium 05
38.Iceland 04
39.Albania 03
40.Macedonia 02
41.Lithuania 00
41.Moldova 00
41.Armenia 00
41.Portugal 00


THE END

And now the next round may begin. But, as noted before, starting from this round eliminations will begin. In the first elimination round, 13 songs will be eliminated (the bottom 13), so make sure to save your favorites from elimination by voting in the thread. The deadline for voting is APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET! Start voting now!

 

[Valvejoodik]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 (DEADLINE: APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET)

Points from

12p - Türgi

10p - Läti

8p - Bosnia ja Hertsegoviina

7p - Saksamaa

6p - San Marino

5p - Šveits

4p - Ungari

3p - Sloveenia

2p - Gruusia / Georgia

1p - Valgevene

 

[A-lister]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 (DEADLINE: APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET)

Sweden calling

12 Poland
10 Israel
08 Spain
07 Ireland
06 Bulgaria
05 Azerbaijan
04 Germany
03 UK
02 Latvia
01 Russia

 

[PeterLPZ]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 (DEADLINE: APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET)

Here is Germany and here are my results:

12 points --> Bosnia-Herzegowina
10 points --> Hungary
08 points --> Croatia
07 points --> Poland
06 points --> France
05 points --> Romania
04 points --> Finland
03 points --> Italy
02 points --> Bulgaria
01 point --> Austria

 

[Sahistul]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 (DEADLINE: APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET)

Romania calling.

Bosnia 12
Slovenia 10
France 8
Austria 7
Serbia 6
Estonia 5
Turkey 4
Holland 3
United Kingdom 2
Hungary 1

 

[94ayd]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 (DEADLINE: APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET)

I'm sorry to say but there's something wrong with Italy's result. Either it got 17 points (not 27), or it should be in 29th place (not 32nd). Happy this game is about to get really exciting now.

 

[chikos_2011]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 (DEADLINE: APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET)

im confused, i swear that i voted 12 points for greece, as did another member, and it also got a few othere 5, 7s and 1 & 2s. it couldnt possibly be 22, unless the others arent posting enough i guess... happy to see russia up there now though

 

[Quent91]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 (DEADLINE: APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET)

votes

12
10
08
07
06
05
04
03
02
01

 

[Simon87]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 (DEADLINE: APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET)

Votes from Serbia

12 Slovenia
10 Austria
8 Estonia
7 Switzerland
6 United Kingdom
5 Sweden
4 Ukraine
3 Bosnia and Herzegovina
2 Hungary
1 Latvia

 

[bubblingtrue]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 (DEADLINE: APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET)

from the UK...

12 SLOVENIA
10 HUNGARY
8 SLOVAKIA
7 FRANCE
6 NORWAY
5 BOSNIA-HERZEGOVINA
4 AZERBAIJAN
3 LITHUANIA
2 SAN MARINO
1 ITALY

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1 Slovenia
2 Hungary
3 United Kingdom
4 Slovakia
5 France
6 Norway
7 Bosnia-Herzegovina
8 Azerbaijan
9 Lithuania
10 San Marino
11 Italy
12 Switzerland
13 Austria
14 Estonia
15 Denmark
16 Poland
17 Netherlands
18 Russia
19 Romania
20 Serbia
21 Iceland
22 Spain
23 Latvia
24 Croatia
25 Bulgaria
26 Georgia
27 Germany
28 Ireland
29 Finland
30 Malta
31 Israel
32 Armenia
33 Sweden
34 Turkey
35 Greece
36 Cyprus
37 Albania
38 Ukraine
39 Portugal
40 Belarus
41 Belgium
42 Macedonia
43 Moldova

 

[ethn]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 (DEADLINE: APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET)

im confused, i swear that i voted 12 points for greece, as did another member, and it also got a few othere 5, 7s and 1 & 2s. it couldnt possibly be 22, unless the others arent posting enough i guess... happy to see russia up there now though

i am confused as well...........for sure there were two 12pts +some more...how come the end result for greece is 22.....??

 

[Steffan]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 (DEADLINE: APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET)

Hello this is Belgrade calling. Here are the results of votes:

12 Slovenia
10 Hungary
8 Sweden
7 Bulgaria
6 Poland
5 United Kingdom
4 Germany
3 Croatia
2 Ireland
1 Estonia

 

[LadyKiller]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 (DEADLINE: APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET)

HER? YOUNG LADY?

How rude!

3

Anyway....here are some Greek votes:

France 12 pts
Slovakia 10 pts
Azerbaijan 8 pts
Hungary 7 pts
Denmark 6 pts
Turkey 5 pts
Cyprus 4 pts
Switzerland 3 pts
Italy 2 pts
Netherlands 1 pt

 

[r3gg13]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 (DEADLINE: APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET)

Good evenin' Europe! cawlin'

12- France
10- Slovenia
8- Estonia
7- Poland
6- Spain
5- Netherlands
4- Iceland
3- Israel
2- Sweden
1- Albania

 

[chikos_2011]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 (DEADLINE: APRIL 16th, 23:59 CET)

phew! glad i wasnt the only one...

 

[CaL]

Re: ESC 2011 RANKING GAME - ROUND 11 (DEADLINE: 7th APRIL, 23:59 CET)

From

12 -> Sweden
10 -> UK
08 -> Russia
07 -> Greece
06 -> Estonia
05 -> France
04 -> Israel
03 -> Slovenia
02 -> Azerbaijan
01 -> Slovakia