Croatia CROATIA 2023 - Let 3 - Mama ŠČ!

[ESC United Mod Team]

 

[PollyWantsACracker]

She shouldn't have left that cabin by the lake

 

[Bmbriga]

Wow, just wow.
Let's prove pitchy Đana she was actually great

 

[LakZaNokte]

So far it’s a train wreck

Waiting for last 3 songs anyway…

 

[AlekS]

Come thru the sequins queen from Balkan street market.
(the one who told you those boots match the outfit should be arrested)

 

[Iker]

Patricia Gasparini - her song is the epitome of generic Eurovisiony pop. And of a lower tier of quality, would suit perfectly for a Maltese final.

And those live vocals weren't it.

 

[PollyWantsACracker]

The Beatles for the poor

 

[PollyWantsACracker]

Oh yeah I just waited for the part: Na - Na - Na - Na - Na

Surprised

 

[Bmbriga]

Stick figure couple in the back, best part of this song.

 

[AlekS]

*AlekS snoring below the bench like: *

 

[PollyWantsACracker]

Hana ripping off Sertab Erener's staging

 

[Bmbriga]

Expectations

Reality

 

[Bmbriga]

Keđo, early 2000's called.
They don't want just their song back, but also an outfit.

 

[PlasticToad]

Not the Dotter vest ......

 

[PollyWantsACracker]

Early 2000's called.
They don't want just their song back, but also an outfit.

That song actually has like 20 Scandinavian authors

 

[AlekS]

Not even that accent on his bulge can save him
No hon, 1 time was enough

 

[Iker]

Angels & Demons... Jesus Christ save me from this demonic abomination literally as this is bad. And boring. It's a pass.

 

[PollyWantsACracker]

Elza sings

 

[Bmbriga]

I also feel resistance.

 

[PollyWantsACracker]

Expectations

Your expectations have been met LITERALLY why resistance?

 

[Iker]

Distance with Distance, resistance and existence, all those literal rhymes made it actively annoying to survive through. Who wrote those lyrics?! 7 years old kid?