Annual - which artists make you horny? thread - 2019 edition

[BorisBubbles]

Jurij IS super hot to me but I already went down that path by falling in love with a look-alike irl so I'd rather not again :'( Gorgeous blue eyes are forever though.

Surprised people are ignoring him, but Tom Hugo is really cute to me. Can't believe he's a dozen years older than me, just behind Sebastian (who IS a daddy, fucking WORD Alaska)

Also if we're talking extra's: CONAN'S BACKING DANCER, like my first genuine reaction to this:

was "damn he must be great in bed" (He's got reach, he's got flexibility)

 

[tuorem]

Here's my contribution to this sweaty and sticky thread

Unlike some of you, there aren't many people I find particularly seducing physically-speaking this year.

Among all the male acts, Serhat would be my pick hands-down. One doesn't get rid of our Turkish daddy like that. Sexy na na na for the win #StreamIDidn'tKnow #StreamSayNaNaNa

Honourable mention to good ol' Joci Pápai (who's got his own sex appeal and a nice body) and Chingiz (the furball of the year: he's giving us hair everywhere and I'm here for it. Still he's not a big enough crush for me to give battle. )

Among the female acts, it's a bit harder for me: most of them look pretty, yet none of them make me want to think straight (pun intended). MARUV could have been a contender in my book. Otherwise, I regret the absence of Barbora Mochowa (from Czech Republic) who was right up my alley musically, vocally, physically, spiritually, sexually and whatnot. So I seize this opportunity to give her a shout-out. I won't forget you sweetheart! #BuyTrueColorsOnItunes #ShowSomeLoveToWaitingForTheWhiteRavenOnSpotify

 

[Kruto]

2018 Melovin, 2019 Matthias Haraldsson, yes my type.

 

[crashworld]

I'd certainly mention also the Lithuanian singer. Those eyes....

Oh god, I forgot about him. Yes, his eyes are gorgeous.
The gays and the ladies have it good this year. Hahahhaa.

 

[Alaska49]

oh hatari's matthias is my #1 crush this year. i decided to post about him later because thankfully he is a popular crush pick this year.

he looks in and out of character at the same time in this one YES PLEASE. i don't even know if i like him better in character or out of it. i mean...

the end. i usually wait until eurovision itself to update my avatar with my crush of the year but matthias might just inherit aws's crown sooner than that.

 

[VikingTiger]

Honorable mentions
- Sergey Lazarev - Come on, who doesn't need a Russian man?
- Mahmood - I know him personally. He needs to be mentioned :twisted:
- Duncan Laurence - That bum!
- Conan Osiris - He inspires me more bdsm than Hatari altogether
- Lake Malawi's singer - Those eyes! Czechporn for everyone!
- Papai Joci - Spoil me rotten, daddy
- John Lundvik - Those arms!

Nope... no need to mention him here ...
...(just give me his phone number... ASAP! )

 

[apasionata]

Mahmood and Eliot for me

 

[Iker]

Rizo from Montenegro

 

[Carian]

Rizo from Montenegro

Rizo, my luv.... [MENTION=16155]Iker[/MENTION], thanks for reposting his pics here. He's my number one this year. The Icelandic Hatari Matthias is close second x12sxthank

 

[Carian]

You like hairy daddies???? Me too...

 

[joao]

Serhat all the way!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnI5sJAlwjN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Does anyone knows if he is gay? I can picture it

 

[Alaska49]

Rizo from Montenegro

good lord, rizo is as handsome as his group's song is bad. it's also very disconcerting to watch the NF performance on top of all the terrible taste reasons because he is so attractive and the other 5 are so......... not so much. i don't have the health to watch 3 minutes of that crap just for a glimpse of your hot mug, rizo!! SOLO CAREER RIGHT NOW.

 

[Cyberbliss]

Nope... no need to mention him here ...
...(just give me his phone number... ASAP! )

If I had it! Come visit me, we live two blocks away (even if it's easier for us to find him in some darkroom, actually) ghgh

 

[hijirio]

Serhat all the way!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnI5sJAlwjN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Does anyone knows if he is gay? I can picture it

Serhat the Papi all the way! He's not married as far as I know, so that could be a hint.

Leaving here a video of him from 90s, when he hosted a quiz show on TV.

 

[Carian]

good lord, rizo is as handsome as his group's song is bad. it's also very disconcerting to watch the NF performance on top of all the terrible tsste reasons because he is so attractive and the other 5 are so......... not so much. i don't have the health to watch 3 minutes of that crap just for a glimpse of your hot mug, rizo!! SOLO CAREER RIGHT NOW.

I think he is actually not the strongest voice in D-moll. The dark, tall guy is the best singer, whereas Rizo is clearly there just to make them look prettier

Anyways, as I suggested in the Montenegro's thread, Rizo should switch his career - instead of singing, he should do modelling...

 

[VikingTiger]

If I had it! Come visit me, we live two blocks away (even if it's easier for us to find him in some darkroom, actually) ghgh

Then you need to give me YOUR number in stead.... 1

 

[joao]

Serhat the Papi all the way! He's not married as far as I know, so that could be a hint.

Leaving here a video of him from 90s, when he hosted a quiz show on TV.

Im pretty sure he is... he does have his share of Mykonos instagram photos. And the only women that he has on his account are his sister and Helena Paparizou. Oh papi!!

 

[Alaska49]

i have decided to educate you gays on the fact NF losers make us feel things too! this year has been considered OMG CURSED by a multitude of people, but i for one consider it blessed for having given us all of the things it did, even if someone of them didn't make it to eurovision. the most blessed of all to me was irama.

in the aftermath of mahmood making an overgrown toddler cry and single-handedly humiliating fascism in italy and loredana being crowned as the empress of the people and of everything, i don't think people remember that irama was there and he was delightful and his song was great and he looked absolutely perfect. while everyone else was crying or complaining or receiving death threats (?! wtf italy), irama rose from those ashes to give us this.

a heartfelt post of gratitude for being able to showcase his song and his message as text for himself laying down without a shirt looking like a michelangelo wet dream. nothing has ever been as specifically directed to me and my gayness as this.

it's my favourite thing to happen in the entire eurovision season and irama would absolutely be my avatar of the year had he won sanremo. i mean, he basically looks like matthias from hatari with added tattoos so it's possible i simply have a type.

 

[crashworld]

Reposting this from the Spain thread. I knew Miki got a good body underneath those clothes. This picture pretty much proves it.

 

[MyHeartIsYours]

Most attractive men:

Duncan Laurence

Luca Hanni

Followed by:

Sebastian Rejman (looks like a slightly older version of Ryan Corr lol)

Chingiz