Annual - which artists make you horny? thread - 2019 edition

[DenizESC]

Enjoy sluts

 

[DenizESC]

[MENTION=4391]PashonFrut[/MENTION]

Keep your promise!

 

[PashonFrut]

Who is your Daddy and what does he do? #schwarzenegger (bonus points if you get it )

Well, My Zaddy this year is Red Hot Chingiz Pepper ( as [MENTION=9195]tuorem[/MENTION] likes to call him)

He's a perfect balance of innocence and hair

 

[DenizESC]

I'm making a thread right now!!

Well XD don't make it duplicate, just share the pics already!

 

[RainyWoods]

I don't know what the word "horny" means but here is a picture of a strong Georgian man.

 

[DenizESC]

[MENTION=9441]RainyWoods[/MENTION] Oto

Oh and don't be acting all innocent you, we ALL know you and your fantasies very well.

'You can't undo whore'
-Banu Alkan

 

[DenizESC]

It's not easy to get me to this point XD buutt.... CHINGIZ:

 

[Alaska49]

imagine how much better undo by sanna nielsen would be if it said "undo my whore"

anyway my first post here has the unifying theme of finno-ugric countries sending anemic EDM tracks sung badly by hot men with unfortunate hair choices. very conceptual. much continuity. marvel cinematic universe dead in a ditch.

so. sebastian rejman you guys

i will NEVER look away for he makes me fly like i'm shuperman even with that hair. there literally isn't 01 picture of him on this plane of existence where i think he has a flattering haircut and he is still incredible looking. though i think the gravity pull of that haircut is what makes his voice come off bad when singing live.

next one: it is an annoying source of tension to me that i don't like storm at all and that his current haircut is a disgrace because otherwise victor crone is everything i want in a man

there is something just slightly off about his face that i can't explain but makes him look a lot more interesting and less cookie-cutter picture-perfect than he had any right to be. storm really is a mediocre song because my primal instinct would be to stan whatever came out of this mouth. also this pic was chosen because his hair doesn't even need to be short, it just can't be that damn ugly mullet not even andreas johnson would sport these days. #VICTORCUTYOURHAIR

 

[Ana Raquel]

jumping into the chingiz fanclub

 

[Ana Raquel]

mahmood also HI

 

[crashworld]

There are so many gorgeous and fit men in this year's competition:

- Azerbaijan
- Russia
- Estonia
- Finland
- The Netherlands
- Switzerland
- Montenegro (2 out of 3)
- Iceland (the lead singer)
- Sweden (he's not exactly handsome but he is fit)
- Belgium
- Czech Republic (lead singer)
- Italy
- Spain

 

[Ezio]

Maruv. I even wear her haircut now.

 

[Carian]

Ah, this is great. Finally something where it is required to be naughty

 

[Clinty]

Objectification

 

[Carian]

There are so many gorgeous and fit men in this year's competition:

- Azerbaijan
- Russia
- Estonia
- Finland
- The Netherlands
- Switzerland
- Montenegro (2 out of 3)
- Iceland (the lead singer)
- Sweden (he's not exactly handsome but he is fit)
- Belgium
- Czech Republic (lead singer)
- Italy
- Spain

I'd certainly mention also the Lithuanian singer. Those eyes....

 

[Alaska49]

Maruv. I even wear her haircut now.

big mood tbh. i should do this too. wearing a shirt saying "wanna know my secret?" in the front and "BANG" in the back.

speaking of secrets i wanted to expand on my master thesis on sebastian and victor by posting pics more up to the chingiz standard but those pictures do not exist?? this is closest i found of either of them showing skin

they clearly have nothing to hide so what gives? maybe that's why sebastian's hair is so big, it's full of secrets.

 

[Schlagerman1]

OMG I like so many guys this year, where do I start....
I think I can make a top ten actually!

1. Chingiz - so f**king hot.
2. Matthias (dark haired) in Hatari - isn't usually my type...he just oozes sex and power for me...
3. Mahmood - a really good looking man.
4. Duncan Laurence - also very attractive and got a nice bum too.
5. Conan Osiris - hot, with or without his mask on.
6. Sergey Lazarev - Surely has to be on the list.
7. Luca Hänni - Being quite similar to Nick Jonas is always a plus in my book..
8. John Lundvik - Such a good looking and likable man!
9. Miki Nunez - Such a cutie!
10. Joci Papai - Nice bearish guy to hug I think!

Wildcard: Serhat - Yes daddy, I got your number, expect a call anytime.

 

[hijirio]

This year is indeed full of hot guys The thread is so wet all over

1-Chingiz - I'm just a hole to serve you sir
2- Sergey Lazarev - I just wanna have romance with you, be my be my valentine
3- Sebastien Rejmen - He's like those guys who are too hot it's almost unreachable. He is also a bit too str8 acting that puts me off.
4- Eliot - I felt guilty when I learnt he's only 18 lol I feel like a daddy, but he's such a cutie
5- Duncan Laurence - dat a$$ tho, wanna top him

 

[Cyberbliss]

1- Jurijus Veklenko -- Those eyes, man, that face... :twisted:
2- Chingiz - Hair, more hair, please!
3- Luca Hänni - If he were a candy, I'd unfold him veeeeeery slowly

Honorable mentions
- Sergey Lazarev - Come on, who doesn't need a Russian man?
- Mahmood - I know him personally. He needs to be mentioned :twisted:
- Duncan Laurence - That bum!
- Conan Osiris - He inspires me more bdsm than Hatari altogether
- Lake Malawi's singer - Those eyes! Czechporn for everyone!
- Papai Joci - Spoil me rotten, daddy
- John Lundvik - Those arms!

P.S. I forgot about MARUV! She's THE WOMAN

 

[mauve]

Two come into my mind:

Oto Nemsadze (Rainy, you have to share him with me, sorry! )
and (wondering why it wasn't mentioned yet:
Matthías Tryggvi Haraldsson