Oooh, do you remember how we used to teach our young children during toilet training? We would make noises of water to help them control themselves. "Sssssssssshhhhh, ssssssssssssshhhhhhh, ssssssssssssshhhhhhh". I always had to think of waterfalls doing that, they're such a charming phenomenon of nature. The water just flows so naturally and with so much force.
Ah, yes I still remember. I just let my children pee whenever they felt like it. I didn't want to force them.
Tsk tsk tsk, we don't use that word here Liz! Mind your language dear. My goodness.
Oh, I apologize deeply Eau...But what has toilet training to do with the Georgian song? I don't understand.
Well, it's the title of Georgia's entry. It's called "Waterfall". And it starts really well. The first few lines hold a promise for a great culmination later in the song. And indeed the song does not disappoint. The verses and choruses literally flow into a waterfall of majestic size, like a wonder of nature. Fortunately it's not a standard ballad like some of the ballads this year. No this comes closer to Pastora Solers ballad from last year. It has just enough oomph to convince me. If the Eurovision crowd this year is power ballad minded, then this surely has a chance at getting into the top 10 or perhaps even at winning.
Winning?? But how are they going to organize a contest as grand as Eurovision in Georgia? There will be the threat of terror all the time...
Oh Liz, tsk tsk tsk. We're not supposed about those issues here. Do keep that in mind, dear. The administrator will not be pleased and will come and have a word with us. We must keep our reputation impeccable, especially mine. So don't start talking about controversial issues like politics and toilet training here. Although I wouldn't mind having a good conversation with our administrator. Preferably in the presence of the gentle glow of my handmade candles.