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The 2013 'Expert' Panel

Nicholas123

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Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - ITALY

I'm not completely sold on this song, but it is nice, so i'll give it 3 pts.
 

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Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - ITALY

I'd give 5 points to Marco, but I can only give 3 points to this song. He will rock in Malmö and get a top-5 anyway, so... :D
 

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Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - ITALY

2 points. It's not bad, but bland and boring... ;)
 

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Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - ITALY

Mob results for :lv:

5 Points = 45.45%
4 Points = 18.18%
3 POints = 11.36%
2 Points = 2.27%
1 Point = 11.36%
0 Points = 11.36%

A clear majority wants Italy to receive an additional 5 points. So let's have a look at the new scoreboard

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Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - LATVIA

Matt, a minor mistake^in the flag

IT, not LV :)
 

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Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - LATVIA

Dark Master is the panels hipster. I can see him spending his spare time on Pitchfork when he's not casting spells.
 

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Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - LATVIA

So bad we can't give negative points...
 

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Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - LATVIA

It's an ok-ish song. Very underrated by the panelists. Unfortunately, giving 0 or 5 won't change a thing because it won't go past Belgium. I'll go for 3 points.
 

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Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - LATVIA

After Latvia

1. Robert - 87
2. Grandpa Waterman - 82
2. King Valentino XVII - 82
4. Barb E. Dahl - 77
4. Emma Magnuson - 77
6. Britni Spirsovic - 76
6. Petronella Poetry - 76
8. Morenik - 75
9. Scotty Too Hotty - 72
9. Eau d'yre/Lizzy - 72
9. Alex Chandhok - 72
12. Glittery S. Bob - 71
13. Dark Master - 57

So apart from Emma moving up a couple of positions, no change at all. Except that now Dark Master is the confirmed troll of the Expert Panel.
 
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Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - LATVIA

LATVIA
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I feel so insulted that we're even just asked what we think of this entry. Oh dear. These 3 little glittery creatures produce noise that's supposed to be singing? Fortunately I don't have any royal relatives in Latvia. It would be utterly embarrassing to our family.

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I didn't know they had this kind of music in Latvia to be honest. Maybe they're just a little bit behind when it comes to imitating American pop culture.

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Good gracious Liz, they're not even trying to copy. It's a poor attempt at teenager pop. Unfortunately sometimes it works when they're lucky. Take for example the Irish entries of the past two years. But this, this is like a genetically mutated version of the Jedward boys, combined with the woeful Austrian cullings of last year. Nobody would want to be them, even at a Halloween or masquerade party. Good gracious, or just to have their voices.

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Care for a cup of tea, Eau?

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No Liz, I feel sick. I feel terribly sick. ZERO POINTS for one of the most awful entries of the decade.
 
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Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - LATVIA

Dark Master is the panels hipster. I can see him spending his spare time on Pitchfork when he's not casting spells.

Honestly we don't want to know how mister Dark Master will look like in hipster trousers....Perish the thought! :eek:

Are there any hipster trousers or jeans that will look good on him anyway?
 

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Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - LATVIA

Honestly we don't want to know how mister Dark Master will look like in hipster trousers....Perish the thought! :eek:

Are there any hipster trousers or jeans that will look good on him anyway?
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He gave zero to Italy!! :eek: :eek: :lol:
 

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Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - LATVIA

Honestly we don't want to know how mister Dark Master will look like in hipster trousers....Perish the thought! :eek:

Are there any hipster trousers or jeans that will look good on him anyway?

Hmmm it's hard to say Madame. Rumours are going around that under his black dress he wears a pair of stockings. Perhaps we shall buy him a nice beige pair of hipster trousers? It will make a change from all the black freely flowing maxi dresses we see him in.
 
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