The 2013 'Expert' Panel

[Franco]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

So what I said was accurate. You disappointed me, Franco.

Disappointment is the last of your problems, right now.
If you want to see Matt again, and if you don't want a hole in the middle of eastern Europe, you all have to do what I say.
Matt and Moldova are well hidden and you'd better not make any foolish attempt to save them.
And remember that what I did was just a consequence of your inane actions. You pushed me into doing this.
Follow my instructions thoroughly and there will be a good ending for all of us.

 

[Emma]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

Disappointment is the last of your problems, right now.
If you want to see Matt again, and if you don't want a hole in the middle of eastern Europe, you all have to do what I say.
Matt and Moldova are well hidden and you'd better not make any foolish attempt to save them.
And remember that what I did was just a consequence of your inane actions. You pushed me into doing this.
Follow my instructions thoroughly and there will be a good ending for all of us.

You think we'll surrender so easily? What if I kidnap Margaret? I'm able to do it anytime, I'll just send some of my guards to go and bring her here at Stockholm palace. And she will not have a good time here, be sure about it!

 

[Franco]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

You think we'll surrender so easily? What if I kidnap Margaret? I'm able to do it anytime, I'll just send some of my guards to go and bring her here at Stockholm palace. And she will not have a good time here, be sure about it!

NONO
Your attitude is just making things worse, my dear Emma.
I'm a peace-loving and kind-at-heart person, so don't force me to cross certain borders that I don't want to cross. Just sit tight and comply.
Any possible act of retaliation has been foreseen and neutralized. Margaret is safe from your claws.

 

[Emma]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

NONO
Your attitude is just making things worse, my dear Emma.
I'm a peace-loving and kind-at-heart person, so don't force me to cross certain borders that I don't want to cross. Just sit tight and comply.
Any possible act of retaliation has been foreseen and neutralized. Margaret is safe from your claws.

You will cross many borders to reach here, and until that time Margaret will already be my slave! I'm closer to Norway than you are to Sweden!

 

[Franco]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

You will cross many borders to reach here, and until that time Margaret will already be my slave! I'm closer to Norway than you are to Sweden!

You may be closer to Norway, but you're not closer to Margaret.
Do your worst, Emma! And remember that, by the time this will be over, you will pay for each of your evil actions. :twisted:

 

[Franco]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

Now, SILENCE!
I'm about to dictate the first of the requirements for a safe return home of Matt and Moldova.

1) PASHA PARFENY WILL NEVER EVER PARTICIPATE IN EUROVISION SONG CONTEST AGAIN!
(that's why I kidnapped Moldova, too).

Other requirements will follow...

 

[Dark Master]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

You think we'll surrender so easily? What if I kidnap Margaret? I'm able to do it anytime.

Do it..... It will save me time and energy with my plot of bringing the so called Queen down.

Moldova? Is that the place where Igor Karkarof came from?

 

[ParadiseES]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

3 points for

 

[Franco]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

My second requirement. Hear!

2) VALENTINA MONETTA WILL BE SAN MARINO'S ENTRY FOR 4 MORE YEARS. AT LEAST! EBU WILL ACCEPT WHATEVER SONG SHE FANCIES TO PRESENT, REGARDLESS OF THE RULES. SHE WILL ALSO HAVE COFFEE FOR FREE IN ALL CITIES HOSTING THE ESC COMPETITION.

Take note, if you want to see Matt and Moldova again!

 

[Mozz]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

My second requirement. Hear!

2) VALENTINA MONETTA WILL BE SAN MARINO'S ENTRY FOR 4 MORE YEARS. AT LEAST! EBU WILL ACCEPT WHATEVER SONG SHE FANCIES TO PRESENT, REGARDLESS OF THE RULES.

Take note, if you want to see Matt and Moldova again!

Only 0.2% of the world population would disagree, so it's more or less a fact: Valentina will represent San Marino in 2014, 2015, 2016 and 2017.

Mi piace

 

[King Valentino]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

My second requirement. Hear!

2) VALENTINA MONETTA WILL BE SAN MARINO'S ENTRY FOR 4 MORE YEARS. AT LEAST! EBU WILL ACCEPT WHATEVER SONG SHE FANCIES TO PRESENT, REGARDLESS OF THE RULES. SHE WILL ALSO HAVE COFFEE FOR FREE IN ALL CITIES HOSTING THE ESC COMPETITION.

Take note, if you want to see Matt and Moldova again!

Franco my frrriend, this a very good deal you make. Valentina has told me many a time of how disgustant she is of always being ripped off when it comes to coffee prices when travelling. Azerbaijan for instance last a year, close to 10 a euro for the cup of coffee at the airport. Disgustant. I no even remember what a the first part of the deal was but I cannot argue with the 2nd part. You are a very kind gentleman Franco. I and the rest of ESCUNITED agree to your deal. Now please in a return, can we have our dear Matt back and the country of Moldova?


Warmest, most sincerest regards imaginable,

Valentino

 

[SiXo]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

I see Matt and "Expert" Panel are corrupted again. Maaaaan

 

[Franco]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

I no even remember what a the first part of the deal was but I cannot argue with the 2nd part. You are a very kind gentleman Franco. I and the rest of ESCUNITED agree to your deal. Now please in a return, can we have our dear Matt back and the country of Moldova?

xnaughty
I haven't done yet, and all requirements must be met.
More to follow...

 

[Franco]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

This is my third request:

3) MARGARET BERGER WILL CHOOSE HER OWN SPOT IN THE RUNNING ORDER OF THE FINAL. THE HOSTS WILL INTRODUCE HER PERFORMANCE AND THEY WILL ADDRESS HER AS "HER MOST GRACIOUS MAJESTY: MARGARET, QUEEN OF THE WHOLE WORLD", WHILE BOWING THEIR HEADS.

Remember that none of the requirements is negotiable. You have to comply to all of them and my guests will be released soon!

 

[Nicfedy]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

Well this Serbia song caused a lot of interest and the poor panel must have got completely exhausted by it

 

[Madame Eau & Lizzy]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

Oh dear. Don't people have access to reliable news outlets anymore these days?

Moldova has SUNK in the Black Sea yesterday. Yes, completely sunk, along with a piece of Russia. And I do hope that people know what the cause was. It's of course climate change, my dears.

The sea level rose dramatically in the past weeks and unfortunately nobody noticed. The same thing will happen to Alaska, mark my words.

 

[CypriotGirl]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

My second requirement. Hear!

2) VALENTINA MONETTA WILL BE SAN MARINO'S ENTRY FOR 4 MORE YEARS. AT LEAST! EBU WILL ACCEPT WHATEVER SONG SHE FANCIES TO PRESENT, REGARDLESS OF THE RULES. SHE WILL ALSO HAVE COFFEE FOR FREE IN ALL CITIES HOSTING THE ESC COMPETITION.

Take note, if you want to see Matt and Moldova again!

Her song will be "Coffee is free"? 3

 

[Terence]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

This is my third request:

3) MARGARET BERGER WILL CHOOSE HER OWN SPOT IN THE RUNNING ORDER OF THE FINAL. THE HOSTS WILL INTRODUCE HER PERFORMANCE AND THEY WILL ADDRESS HER AS "HER MOST GRACIOUS MAJESTY: MARGARET, QUEEN OF THE WHOLE WORLD", WHILE BOWING THEIR HEADS.

Oh no, NO! Just no! That cannot be granted!

I mean, if they introduce Margaret as Queen of the world, THEN THEY SHOULD INTRODUCE VALENTINA AS QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE, PLANETS, STARS, MILKY WAYS, BLACK HOLES AND SUPERMARKETS!

 

[Matt]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - SERBIA

Mob results for

5 Points = 15.52% (9)
4 Points = 15.52% (9)
3 Points = 15.52% (9)
2 Points = 17.24% (10)
1 Point = 13.79% (8)
0 Point = 22.41% (13)

So the Mob did not agree with each other as the votes have been incredibly close but in the end Serbia received one extra point.

Updated Ranking

 

[Matt]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - MOLDOVA

The link to Moldova can be located in the first post.