Bloody hell, this is difficult! There are so many songs that need to be kept apart (e.g. The Nordic/Baltic "fun" entries

,

and

as well as the male falsetto ones

and

plus the retro-esque bands

and

)
Anyway, based on hardly anything, here's my crazy take:
1.

(Justyna opened 30 years ago, so she should have the honour of doing it again)
2.

(Death-spotted for his continuing shenanigans but he'll still qualify)
3.

(3rd place is often reserved for deities)
4.

(Doesn't matter where they go as long as it's not next to Iceland)
5.

(Change of pace between the two Nordics but not giving us the whiplash that Slovenia would)
6.

(Okay, now I'm starting to think I've got this wrong)
7.

(Watch it end up in the Death Spot, but I think it should be placed here so people pay more attention to it)
8.

(Start picking up the pace again)
9.

(Seems to be the best place to park this hot mess)
10.

(The tempo and craziness is up and down this half, so let's stick this here)
11.

(Up goes the tempo again)
12.

(See no.10)
13.

(Erm... See no.9, I suppose)
14.

(Getting everyone worked up towards the end but...)
15.

(...we're making a statement because we believe in Zjerm! Also, the only female vocalists open and close, if we disregard the automatic qualifiers).
I look forward to being proven wrong on every level.