Well ladies and gentleman, here we have the entry from 2018 I
HATED the most, Norway!!
In Lisbon we saw Alexander Rybak again, the man who won the contest in 2009 in a landslide no one has ever seen before. I have to admit I was never a fan of "Fairytale", but I could at least understand what people liked about it. This was absolutely not the case in 2018!!
His second entry "That´s How You Write a Song" was basically the perfect example how a song souldn´t be written. It was extremely repetitive lyrically and sounded like he had written the song in one minute while sitting on the toiled bowl. The melody also sounded more like something you would sing on a birthday party in kindergarten. What was really irritating to me was this forced happiness in the song, I really can´t stand this when songs try to force you to smile without giving you the chance to decide if this song is worth a smile for you. All factors combined this was just horrendous and while he was performing I just wanted to scream and kicking my TV!!
The fact that

won its semi still confuses me, but the second semi final 2018 was generally pretty weak. In the final this embarrassing kindergarten birthday song finished 15th, still ten places too good but at least not in the top ten, this would have been really ridiculous.
All in all this was really the worst entry

has sent this decade. It was just cringeworthy and terrible on any level and I´m pretty sure without the "label" Rybak this would have crashed and burned in the semi, and rightfully deserved in my opinion!! I gave this trash a clear

, for me this was a lost year for Norway!!
