Missheard lyrics 2023

[MopManMoss]

Definitely Loreen saying that she doesn’t care about the Mall

What did Eugent do to deserve that?

 

[blue00eyes]

Хоробра єдина, Корона твоя
I heard choroba here (meaning = disease)

 

[theditz83]

boasting about her apples...

Actual lyrics:
I got so mad was gonna
Cuss you out outside your house

I hear:
I got some apples
Gonna 'cos you're out outside your house

 

[AndroZeus]

I thought were singing "slay you like an animal", and even listening knowing the correct lyrics, I can't hear anything else.

 

[BorisBubbles]

Not my own, but I heard one from the ESC United staff saying that "spread of her wings" sounded like "spread of her wigs" in Queen Of Kings.

when i first heard it, i forreal thought she sang "nothing in this world can stop the spread of a witch"

also my brain turned "ciuto tuto" into "TUTTO PROSCIUTTO" once and i can't fucking unhear it.

 

[Iker]

"Blood and glitter, babysitter"

I hear ''Blood and glitter, Sweden bitter''.

Loreen is doomed.

 

[BorisBubbles]

I hear ''Blood and glitter, Sweden bitter''.

Loreen is doomed.

you know what time it is? IT'S KÄÄRIJÄ O' CLOCK.

 

[GaysAndMurder]

Every time I listen to Greece I hear "Well you know what they say, A**holes make sure no one loses their way"

 

[12Pointsgoto.....]

In the begining of the Armenian entry I heard "I just wanna make archery".

I hear "I just wanna make god read books that aren't for ones who like enough to kiss my face"

 

[12Pointsgoto.....]

also my brain turned "ciuto tuto" into "TUTTO PROSCIUTTO" once and i can't fucking unhear it.

Now I can't unhear it too, you ruined this song for me

 

[AndroZeus]

Okay, this is my favourite one so far: I can't help hearing "Moscow'll never take it" instead of "most could never take it" in Gladiator, and I do a double take every time, surprised by it being so overtly political

 

[Ferryman]

I thought were singing "slay you like an animal", and even listening knowing the correct lyrics, I can't hear anything else.

San Marino started with a fab guitar riff....but after that I wished that I had misheard *all the lyrics!

 

[Loindici]

Ohhhh mio padre there's a ghost in my body hooooooooooooh

 

[Iker]

"I just wanna make laundry" - the first line of Future Lover.

 

[Ferryman]

There's the line in Vesna's 'My sister's crown':

'No one wants more boys dead'

On my early listenings I was hearing 'No one wants *your* boys dead'. The word 'your' seemingly pointing towards Russia.

 

[AndroZeus]

There's the line in Vesna's 'My sister's crown':

'No one wants more boys dead'

On my early listenings I was hearing 'No one wants *your* boys dead'. The word 'your' seemingly pointing towards Russia.

I heard "you can steal our souls" in that song

 

[Ferryman]

I've got to say that Poland's Blanka 'Solo' is an embarrassingly bad entry.

It gets even worse when you hear....

'Now I'm better solo, solo
I never let me down, titty, down, down, down'

 

[Ferryman]

I struggle with unicorns as I find them rather kitsch.

I'm trying to hear Noa's lyrics instead as 'I've got the power of a uniform'.

 

[AndroZeus]

Okay, this is my favourite one so far: I can't help hearing "Moscow'll never take it" instead of "most could never take it" in Gladiator, and I do a double take every time, surprised by it being so overtly political

I have been informed that the actual lyric is "mask on, never take it off". Oops.

 

[MooseShoes]

I struggle with unicorns as I find them rather kitsch.

I'm trying to hear Noa's lyrics instead as 'I've got the power of a uniform'.

I struggle with The Netherlands' song as I find it rather dull.

I'm trying to hear their lyrics instead as "chasing pies".