Malta MALTA 2025 - Miriana Conte - Serving

[ESC United Mod Team]

 

[Seregil Korit]

Whoever complained just asked for 10,000 gays to scream the c-bomb at the top of their lungs. They’re gonna get what they deserve quite frankly!

The BBC are preparing their pearls for clutching as we speak.

 

[Seregil Korit]

Anyway, that audience ain't gonna be screaming Kant, that's for sure, they'll be going for a full c*nt chant. And I'm here for it.

 

[Gera11]

Anti-boo Anti-Kant machine we livin in the future

 

[Iker]

The shady & effervescent MV is something entertaining to watch NGL. And the new version without KANT is fine. I expect people to chant the missing word in Basel.

 

[Datura]

I think they absolutely did the best with the changes of the song they could, it works. And the Video is great. I kinda hope this does well in Basel

 

[Mrlazzyjazzy]

Serving kaa the ka whatever sound is faint but there they knew what their doing. It'll be interesting to see if this translate ro hype in the broadcast, every broadcaster will definitely mention the controversy during her postcard and there will be for sure many gays in the audience screaming cu**

 

[Yoozek]

Serving kaa the ka whatever sound is faint but there they knew what their doing. It'll be interesting to see if this translate ro hype in the broadcast, every broadcaster will definitely mention the controversy during her postcard and there will be for sure many gays in the audience screaming cu**

I hear servingkhhhh

Btw, wasn't there supposed to be a revamp? This sounds worse, some of her lines got this specific sewer effect.

Serving hospital, serving cementary, serving trash cans, she can serve everywhere she wants as a foock ya to her haters.
But I've seen enough rupaul episodes to know that even trash bags or leopard print can look well defined and expensive. Her outfits are horrible, music is worse, servingkhhh hoping people will scream KANT. Yeah this year Poland is safe from being dead last for juries

 

[hijirio]

She is an example of how you make the best of your Eurovision experience!!
She is enjoying every single moment and I love watching it.

 

[njdevils94]

Have to say that opening is pretty funny even if over the top with the gas mask from the fall and all that.

The new version called SERVING sounds fine. My opinions and ranking obviously haven't changed because it is for all intensive purposes the same bar some slight minor tweaks.

Miriana will get to perform it on the Thursday and maybe Saturday. Get a big hit out of it afterwards and have a lot of new fans. Win-win scenario for her.

 

[theditz83]

Is this something kind of Mandela effect that my ears still clearly hear "Kant" in the song? I know it's clearly meant to be just a noise or an "aah", but I hear it clear as day still! My brain filling in the gaps that the audience will amplify further on the broadcast.

The PR alone that Malta has gained from this whole saga pretty much guarantees a qualification for them in a public vote only semi-final, but I'm not sure where it will land in the final - a mid-table spot low left or high right side seems the most obvious.

And the emotion seeing that the old Malta video switched to an unavailable private video in my YouTube ESC 2025 playlist.... So long MESC performance! At least the MV suggests the ridiculous gym ball finale will stay for ESC!

 

[empo21]

Is this something kind of Mandela effect that my ears still clearly hear "Kant" in the song? I know it's clearly meant to be just a noise or an "aah", but I hear it clear as day still! My brain filling in the gaps that the audience will amplify further on the broadcast.

They left the K, so it now sounds like serving kah. They cut the bare minimum.

 

[Sammy]

Is this something kind of Mandela effect that my ears still clearly hear "Kant" in the song?

surely not.

 

[RainyWoods]

Serving Pffffffft ('Gas') is much more relatable. I'm upgrading from to a lovely points. I can now accidentally sing this entry in front of my mother without fear. Thank you, Malta.

 

[Geborgenheit]

A bomb.

 

[Fluke]

Not sold on this, at all. First off everyone's gonna talk about the words, but i think they could just have changed the whole phrase to Maltese instead. But that's the least problem now.

The new version just seems too agressive, they seem to have stripped out a lot of the details that made the arrangement colorful and rich, and instead there's this annoying synth-trombone sound through the entire song, with barely any other instruments besides harsh and mechanical percussion.

The pre-choruses, which were the musically strongest part of the song, also seem more repetitive in this version, they don't have the advanced dramatic development in the arrangement like the original version did.

The video also seems too "aggressive" and less "fun" than the NF performance. It's like she wants to show that she's "stopped playing" and just wants to seem bitchy and annoying, and it doesn't work for me at all.

I hope they don't change too much in the staging, i thought it was really good as it was, but i have a feeling it's gonna focus entirely on her and end up a bit empty on the ESC stage.

 

[Yoozek]

Now I'm thinking about it...

Previously there was Kant in the title, so I don't know, commentators could say "Kant in Maltese means singing, be prepared it sounds like something different".

Now, without Kant in the title, first time listeners, when they hear the whole tv audience singing "C*nt" will be like WTF, do they call HER that? Whyyy

 

[Judas]

Now I'm thinking about it...

Previously there was Kant in the title, so I don't know, commentators could say "Kant in Maltese means singing, be prepared it sounds like something different".

Now, without Kant in the title, first time listeners, when they hear the whole tv audience singing "C*nt" will be like WTF, do they call HER that? Whyyy

Serving c* is a common phrase in slang so even without the context the audience who is not aware of what has happened would associate the chanting with it.

 

[Sammy]

It was vulgar, it was always meant to be vulgar, so it stays vulgar.
At least we don't have to endure the laughable "explanations" for the former title and I hope the juries will dump this.

 

[jatojo]

Out of all the points available in the poll above, the most votes are placed on 12 and 0. So it's a divisive entry, and that will be good enough for a top 15, I think.

 

[Mrm]

Video is awful..
Everything about this entry is horrible in my book..
The type of Euro trash I can't stand..