Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (ROUND #15 - DEADLINE: 25th APRIL, 23:59 CET!)
Amandine Bourgeouis - L'enfer et moi
Birgit Õigeemeel - Et uus saaks alguse
Moran Mazor - Rak Bishvillo
Emmelie de Forest - Only Teardrops
Anouk - Birds
Natalia Kelly - Shine
Bonnie Tyler - Believe in Me
Zlata Ognevich - Gravity
ESDM - Contigo hasta el final
Margaret Berger - I feed you my love
Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (RESULTS SHOW: TONIGHT, 23:00 CET!)
Sketch #15
Homer: Hello everyone, you must remember me from the..........
AUDIENCE: WE DON'T REMEMBER YOU!
Homer: Hey!
Nelson: Ha-ha!
Ralf: Dad.....
Chief Wiggum: Yes son......
Chief Wiggum: Can I keep Mr. Simpson's and Mrs. Chiara's clothes while they f**k each other like two little squirrels?
*Chief Wiggum slaps Ralf*
Ralf: Ouch!
Chief Wiggum: Never ask me something like that in the future son!
Ralf: Oh, ok......
Chief Wiggum: There, there.....I will take you to the public house and you can watch all kinds of boobs out there....
Ralf: Really?!
Chief Wiggum: Yesssss.... *to himself* I'll knock you out with something when we get there and daddy's going to be realllllly wild in the night hihihihihi.....
Homer: Come on you must remember me, I am more famous than Super Man!
Lenny: Meeeeeeeh, Super-Man is a really tough guy, and you are a piece of *beeeeeeep* that come out through my *beeeeeeeeeeeeep* instead of my anus *burp*
Homer: Lenny, you're alive?
Karl: Eh, Homer, you know that this is a sketch, and Milos is a really nice guy, so he made him come alive again!
Lenny: Yeah, Milos made me alive again and I feel totally reborn!
Homer: But but but............
Chiara: Oh, why can't you just stop already, they don't give a f**k about you. I can't believe Milos made us host this c.rap again, it's pure HELL!
Mr. Lordi: Did someone mention HELL?
Chiara: What, who is that?
*Mr. Lordi appears*
Mr. Lordi: I am the new host of the show. I didn't want to host this, but Milos promised me some great money with which I can buy some new tools to terrorize my victims in hell.
Chiara: Oh great, now I have this jerk besides the yellow fat pig to host the show with me, just lovely.....
*Mr. Lordi fires a fireball and burns Chiara's ass*
Chiara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mr. Lordi: SILENCE WHEN I SPEAK!
Chiara: Yikees. Ok.
Mr. Lordi: From this moment on, you are all my slaves, and you will listen to everything that I say! Understand?
*silence*.................
Mr. Lordi: GREAT! Any questions?
Homer: I have a question.........
Mr. Lordi: What the hell is not clear to you, you fat piece of stinky tires?
Homer: I wanted to ask why do you look like a barbecue?
Mr. Lordi: WHAT?! *gets angry*
Homer: Yeah you look like a burned meat, too burned actually, I really like barbecue he-he-he-he......
*Mr. Lordi burns Homer*
Mr. Lordi: ENOUGH!
Homer: ........that was some tasty barbecue hahahaha.......ha *falls down*
We have a change in the lead now If the things will remain the same, or will they change, we'll find out in the next round Cast your votes until 4th May, 23:59 CET!