ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (WINNER: DENMARK! CONGRATULATIONS)
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Synergise
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Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (ROUND #13 - DEADLINE: 9th APRIL, 23:59 CET!)
Votes from United Kingdom
12 - Ukraine
10 - Israel
8 - Finland
7 - Germany
6 - Sweden
5 - Austria
4 - Greece
3 - Denmark
2 - Norway
1 - San Marino
Votes from United Kingdom
12 - Ukraine
10 - Israel
8 - Finland
7 - Germany
6 - Sweden
5 - Austria
4 - Greece
3 - Denmark
2 - Norway
1 - San Marino
ParadiseES
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Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (ROUND #13 - DEADLINE: 9th APRIL, 23:59 CET!)
Madrid calling
Madrid calling 
94ayd
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Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (ROUND #13 - DEADLINE: 9th APRIL, 23:59 CET!)
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daniels1000
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Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (ROUND #13 - DEADLINE: 9th APRIL, 23:59 CET!)
calling...
Denmark
Italy
Israel
San Marino
Norway
Austria
Ukraine
Moldova
Spain
UK
calling... Denmark Italy Israel San Marino Norway Austria Ukraine Moldova Spain UK 
HEAON
Active member
Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (ROUND #13 - DEADLINE: 9th APRIL, 23:59 CET!)
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Mickey
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Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (ROUND #13 - DEADLINE: 9th APRIL, 23:59 CET!)
Don't think I've voted in this round yet. From UK
12 Finland
10 Norway
08 Denmark
07 Greece
06 Sweden
05 Hungary
04 Malta
03 Albania
02 Moldova
01 Montenegro
Don't think I've voted in this round yet. From UK
12 Finland
10 Norway
08 Denmark
07 Greece
06 Sweden
05 Hungary
04 Malta
03 Albania
02 Moldova
01 Montenegro
RainyWoods
Croak-kay
Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (ROUND #13 - DEADLINE: 9th APRIL, 23:59 CET!)
I believe i'm too late but i'll try. United Kingdom calling....
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I believe i'm too late but i'll try. United Kingdom calling....
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Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (ROUND #13 - RESULTS SHOW: TONIGHT, 23:00 CET!)
Sketch#13
Chiara: So, yet again we meet!
Homer: Yeah, i we meet again, and that lousy Milos had to put the results show after dinner again, what am I going to do when I get hungry, not fair....oooh, I hope my stomach will be treated better than a week ago.
Chiara: Shut up you fat piece of accumulated pig grease....*blah blah blah*
Homer (to himself): Here she started babbling again, oh boy.....but be patient Homer, food that talks is the tastiest hihihi....woo, i'd get a whole lot of bacon from this lady.....mmmmmmm bacooooon *sniveling*
Chiara: *blah blah blah*...........and look at you, you moron, you are sniveling again! That Duff beer is seriously damaging that little part of the brain you DON't have in your head
Homer: Hey that.....hurts! I have a lot of brain!
Chiara: No, you don't!
Homer: Oh, yes I do!
Chiara: Oh, no you don't!
Homer: Oh yes, I do!
Chiara: Well, if you do have it, where are the votes then?
Homer: They are in my......that thing.....with couch and a little kitty and a little doggy.....where my family and TV are....
Chiara: You want to say your house, no?
Homer: NO!
Chiara: THEN WHAT IS IT?
Homer: My HOOOOME! Haha, fooled you!
Chiara: Grrrrr *angry*
Nelson (from the audience): HA-HA!
Chiara: Then call your lovely.....hooooome of yours, and tell them to deliver the results, people are waiting.
Homer: No problem *calls Bart and tells him that the situation is urgent, he needs to deliver the votes*
Chiara: What did he say?
Homer: He'll come here in 5 minutes, not more than that. If he doesn't come in that time you can strip me in front of these people, I promise.
(5 HOURS later.....)
Chiara: Take down your clothes........
Homer: Haha, you see when I said you can strip me if he doesn't come in 5 minutes, I didn't really mean it literally.........
Chiara: Less talking, more striping piggy!
Ralph Wiggum (from the audience): You can leave your clothes to me Mr. Simpson, I'll keep them while you two have fun like two little bunnies hihihihi....ouch!
Chief Clancy Wiggum *slaps Ralph* : Shut up son.
Bart *breathless*: Sorry, I'm "little" late.....
Homer: Wohoho, no no, you aren't late my boy, you aren't late a lot.......ONLY F**(beep) 295 MINUTES, you little *strangles Bart*
Chiara: Hey stop it, stop it, let's get to the point.....the votes....
Homer:....right, where are the votes, son?......
Sketch#13
Chiara: So, yet again we meet!
Homer: Yeah, i we meet again, and that lousy Milos had to put the results show after dinner again, what am I going to do when I get hungry, not fair....oooh, I hope my stomach will be treated better than a week ago.
Chiara: Shut up you fat piece of accumulated pig grease....*blah blah blah*
Homer (to himself): Here she started babbling again, oh boy.....but be patient Homer, food that talks is the tastiest hihihi....woo, i'd get a whole lot of bacon from this lady.....mmmmmmm bacooooon *sniveling*
Chiara: *blah blah blah*...........and look at you, you moron, you are sniveling again! That Duff beer is seriously damaging that little part of the brain you DON't have in your head
Homer: Hey that.....hurts! I have a lot of brain!
Chiara: No, you don't!
Homer: Oh, yes I do!
Chiara: Oh, no you don't!
Homer: Oh yes, I do!
Chiara: Well, if you do have it, where are the votes then?
Homer: They are in my......that thing.....with couch and a little kitty and a little doggy.....where my family and TV are....
Chiara: You want to say your house, no?
Homer: NO!
Chiara: THEN WHAT IS IT?
Homer: My HOOOOME! Haha, fooled you!
Chiara: Grrrrr *angry*
Nelson (from the audience): HA-HA!
Chiara: Then call your lovely.....hooooome of yours, and tell them to deliver the results, people are waiting.
Homer: No problem *calls Bart and tells him that the situation is urgent, he needs to deliver the votes*
Chiara: What did he say?
Homer: He'll come here in 5 minutes, not more than that. If he doesn't come in that time you can strip me in front of these people, I promise.
(5 HOURS later.....)
Chiara: Take down your clothes........
Homer: Haha, you see when I said you can strip me if he doesn't come in 5 minutes, I didn't really mean it literally.........
Chiara: Less talking, more striping piggy!
Ralph Wiggum (from the audience): You can leave your clothes to me Mr. Simpson, I'll keep them while you two have fun like two little bunnies hihihihi....ouch!
Chief Clancy Wiggum *slaps Ralph* : Shut up son.
Bart *breathless*: Sorry, I'm "little" late.....
Homer: Wohoho, no no, you aren't late my boy, you aren't late a lot.......ONLY F**(beep) 295 MINUTES, you little *strangles Bart*
Chiara: Hey stop it, stop it, let's get to the point.....the votes....
Homer:....right, where are the votes, son?......
Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (ROUND #13 - RESULTS SHOW: TONIGHT, 23:00 CET!)
Bart: Hey, is that Moe?
Moe: Yep, Moe's tavern, who do you need?
Bart: I need Mr. Smokemy, surname: C**k!
Moe: In a sec, eeeerh..... Smoke my c**k, smoke my c**k anyone ?!
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........
Moe: Errrgh, you little....Hey, when I find out who you are, I am going to rip your head off, and pull your eyes off so my kids can play soccer with them!
Bart :Hahahaha, it always works!
Homer: BART!
Bart: Yes father.
Homer: Give us the votes already!
Bart: I told you I don't have them, grandpa must have "lost them" when he used them as a toilet paper
Homer: Now what are we going to do.......
Chiara: Relax, I know who can help us, he is just behind this door
Homer *opens the door*.........
Chiara: He is no other, than Mrrrrrrr...............
Svanteeeeeeeeeee
Barney: Hey Homer!
Homer: Oh hey Barney!
Chiara (shocked):.....Stockselius..........Where is Svante, what have you done to Svante?
Barney: oooh, nothing, we just drunk a couple of beers.... *burp*....and that's all, he's sleeping now.
Svante (from behind): Ohhhh......my head.....where am I?
Barney: Do you feel good there sir?
Svante: Yes.
Barney: Oh, no you don't! *punches Svante with a glass of beer*
Svante: Oh, dear I should sleep now again *sigh* *knocks out*
Homer: why did you do that?
Barney: He said I am a fat bastard who has no life, no dignity... (*burp*).....and no SEX!
Homer: So you knocked him out, and now how are we supposed to find out the votes?
Barney: Aaah, I got some floppy disk from him, try it.....
FULL RESULTS:
1.San Marino 258
2.Denmark 249
3.Norway 229
4.Italy 160
5.Ukraine 155
6.Netherlands 150
7.Austria 148
8.Germany 137
9.United Kingdom 130
10.Montenegro 121
11.Greece 108
12.France 86
13.Sweden 79
14.Georgia 76
15.Finland 69
16.Spain 65
17.Israel 62
18.Hungary 60
19.Croatia 58
20.Switzerland 57
21.Azerbaijan 56
22.Malta 55 (11 voters, 1 x 12 pts)
23.Bulgaria 55 (11 voters, 0 x 12 pts)
24.Iceland 49
25.Romania 43
26.Ireland 37 (10 voters)
27.Estonia 37 (6 voters)
28.Belarus 36
29.Cyprus 33
30.Lithuania 31 (8 voters, 0 x 12 pts, 1x 10 pts)
31.Russia 31 (8 voters, 0 x 12 pts, 0 x 10 pts)
32.Macedonia 30 (8 voters)
33.Serbia 30 (6 voters)
34.Slovenia 29
35.Moldova 25
36.Albania 19
37.Armenia 15
38.Latvia 5
39.Belgium 1
FULL SCORESHEET:
http://i47.tinypic.com/2i06d81.jpg
As we got everything revealed, we can now go on to round # 14 Send in your votes until April 17th, 23:59 CET!
Vote now 
Bart: Hey, is that Moe?
Moe: Yep, Moe's tavern, who do you need?
Bart: I need Mr. Smokemy, surname: C**k!
Moe: In a sec, eeeerh..... Smoke my c**k, smoke my c**k anyone ?!
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........
Moe: Errrgh, you little....Hey, when I find out who you are, I am going to rip your head off, and pull your eyes off so my kids can play soccer with them!
Bart :Hahahaha, it always works!
Homer: BART!
Bart: Yes father.
Homer: Give us the votes already!
Bart: I told you I don't have them, grandpa must have "lost them" when he used them as a toilet paper
Homer: Now what are we going to do.......
Chiara: Relax, I know who can help us, he is just behind this door
Homer *opens the door*.........
Chiara: He is no other, than Mrrrrrrr...............
Svanteeeeeeeeeee
Barney: Hey Homer!
Homer: Oh hey Barney!
Chiara (shocked):.....Stockselius..........Where is Svante, what have you done to Svante?
Barney: oooh, nothing, we just drunk a couple of beers.... *burp*....and that's all, he's sleeping now.
Svante (from behind): Ohhhh......my head.....where am I?
Barney: Do you feel good there sir?
Svante: Yes.
Barney: Oh, no you don't! *punches Svante with a glass of beer*
Svante: Oh, dear I should sleep now again *sigh* *knocks out*
Homer: why did you do that?
Barney: He said I am a fat bastard who has no life, no dignity... (*burp*).....and no SEX!
Homer: So you knocked him out, and now how are we supposed to find out the votes?
Barney: Aaah, I got some floppy disk from him, try it.....
FULL RESULTS:
1.San Marino 258
2.Denmark 249
3.Norway 229
4.Italy 160
5.Ukraine 155
6.Netherlands 150
7.Austria 148
8.Germany 137
9.United Kingdom 130
10.Montenegro 121
11.Greece 108
12.France 86
13.Sweden 79
14.Georgia 76
15.Finland 69
16.Spain 65
17.Israel 62
18.Hungary 60
19.Croatia 58
20.Switzerland 57
21.Azerbaijan 56
22.Malta 55 (11 voters, 1 x 12 pts)
23.Bulgaria 55 (11 voters, 0 x 12 pts)
24.Iceland 49
25.Romania 43
26.Ireland 37 (10 voters)
27.Estonia 37 (6 voters)
28.Belarus 36
29.Cyprus 33
30.Lithuania 31 (8 voters, 0 x 12 pts, 1x 10 pts)
31.Russia 31 (8 voters, 0 x 12 pts, 0 x 10 pts)
32.Macedonia 30 (8 voters)
33.Serbia 30 (6 voters)
34.Slovenia 29
35.Moldova 25
36.Albania 19
37.Armenia 15
38.Latvia 5
39.Belgium 1
FULL SCORESHEET:
http://i47.tinypic.com/2i06d81.jpg
As we got everything revealed, we can now go on to round # 14
Send in your votes until April 17th, 23:59 CET!Vote now
CypriotGirl
Veteran
Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (ROUND #14 - DEADLINE: 17th APRIL, 23:59 CET!)
My top 2 is the top 2 of this round! OMG I'm so mainstream!
Btw, Ukraine and Montenegro are severely overrated.
My top 2 is the top 2 of this round! OMG I'm so mainstream!
Btw, Ukraine and Montenegro are severely overrated.
Franco
Well-known member
Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (ROUND #14 - DEADLINE: 17th APRIL, 23:59 CET!)
Cheers for little Valentina that made it to the top!
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Cheers for little Valentina that made it to the top!
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