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Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (ROUND #11 - DEADLINE: 24th MARCH, 23:59 CET!)
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Roberto Meloni: Alright, aaaaahahaharrrrr, so, will you finally tell me where the treasure is located?
Homer: How should I know, maybe I ate it?
Roberto Meloni: Ahahahahahrrrrrrrr, you ate the treasure?
Homer: Well.......maybe........who knows....you need to understand that without a daily dose of Duff my brain is not functioning, and that I maybe thought it were Nestle cornflakes........
Roberto: Arrrrrrr........
Johnny Logan: And maybe I put it in my pants.........
Roberto Meloni: Ahahahaharrrrrrrrr.........
Homer: I KNOW, I KNOW!
Roberto Meloni: AHAHAHAHAHARRRRRRR, TELL ME, TELL ME!
Homer: I know........
Roberto Meloni: Yesssssss...............
Homer: I know..........that I don't know where it is!
Johnny Logan: Yeah, it's not in my pants, I have just looked at it......only my "pride" is there, and it would be nice if you untied me, it wants to have some sex.........
Roberto Meloni: Ahahahaharrrrrr, enough!
Homer and Johnny Logan at the same time: YIKEEES!
Roberto Meloni: Now, I will throw you to the sea dogs, and they will eat you alive!
Homer (screaming like a lady): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Roberto Meloni: Hold them, my pirates.......
(later)
Roberto Meloni: Those shark are pretty hungry lookin' ey ahahahahahaharrrrr.......
shark in the water #1: who should we eat first, the Irish man or the fat pig?
shark in the water #2: Well, the Irish man does look tasty, and the pig stinks......I really eat all kinds of junk but I can't eat that stinky stuff.
shark in the water #1: Yes, you are right.....so, the Irish man is the prey, right?
shark in the water #1: yes!
Homer: Good little fishies..........
Roberto Meloni: Do you have any last requests before I..........
Chiara: Hold it right there!
Roberto Meloni: Ahahahahaharrrrrrr, who is she now, what do you want?
Homer: hey go away, you said what you have to say, now you can leave me to die...........
Chiara: Ah, no, I won't let you go that easily, you fat jerk!
Homer: I.........WOOHOO! I mean.......DOH!
Chiara: I will let them both go, or I will...........
Roberto Meloni: No can do ahahahahaharrrrrrrr.........
Chiara: Ok, I don't give second chances............I WILL EAT YOUR SHIP NOW!
Roberto Meloni: Hahaharrrrrrrr, no, wait, stop..........
*Chiara eats the ship and it sinks*
Roberto Meloni: Nooooooooooooo...........
(later)
shark in the water #1 : Ah, that was a really good and tasty meal!
shark in the water #2 : It sure was.......
Roberto Meloni (inside the stomach of shark #1): Ahahahaharrrr, let me out of here, let me out of here......hey, here is the treasure, here it is, the mighty treasure.........*opens the crate* ......what..... a tape called "100 sexiest fuc****s in the history"
Johnny Logan (inside the stomach of shark #2): When you are finished with watching it, send it to me, my "pride" is naughty tonight........in the meantime I'll think of the winning melody with which I can win the ESC for the 4th time!
Roberto Meloni: Oh shut up, ahahahaharrrrrr.
Homer: Thanks for saving me........but why?
Chiara: I can't leave you fat jerk alone, even though you are stupid as hell......I began liking you......
Homer: Aaaaaw, that's so cut........DOH!
Chiara: I won't quit the job, I definely won't.........
Homer: Oooooh, that's better...... *to himself* : And at the end of the show, I can eat you hihihihihihi.......*sniveling*
Chiara: When you finish with your sniveling, reveal these results to the public!
THE RESULTS:
1.Denmark 264
2.Norway 243
3.Germany 203
4.Ukraine 146
5.United Kingdom 142
6.Austria 126
7.Israel 115
8.Sweden 114
9.Finland 100
10.Estonia 99
11.Greece 88
12.Russia 87
13.Hungary 84 (15 voters)
14.Georgia 84 (13 voters)
15.Belarus 82
16.Spain 81
17.Switzerland 77
18.Lithuania 71
19.Croatia 68
20.Iceland 53
21.Ireland 48
22.Cyprus 39 (8 voters, 0x12 pts, 1x10 pts)
23.Albania 39 (8 voters, 0x12 pts, 0x10 pts)
24.Slovenia 38
25.Romania 24
26.Latvia 23
27.Malta 21 (6 voters)
28.Serbia 21 (5 voters)
29.Bulgaria 19
30.Armenia 07
31.Belgium 04
FULL SCORESHEET:
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Time for round #11 In this one you can vote for all entries except the Italian one, which is yet to be announced. All the others are available. Cast your votes until 24th March, 23:59 CET!
Start voting now !
Someone from the UK has a heart ,Tks, who ever did this thumbs UP !...Mala at least deserves in Top10,,, Getting positive comments ,and bettings going higher each day,, People are commenting that they are afraid of Malta's song..... That this could be the Suprise song to win