Re: ESC 2013 RANKING GAME (ROUND #8 - RESULTS SHOW: TONIGHT, 23:00 CET!)
SKETCH #8
Homer: AAAAAAAAAH, I'M LOST, I'M LOST........alright, think Homer think......come on, you stupid brain, turn on!
Homer's brain: Hey, don't yell at me, you haven't given me the daily dose of Duff, so how do you expect me to.........
Homer *punches himself in the head* :Shut up........OUCH...........shut up! People have told me that Duff destroys my brain, so there is no way I'll give you that. And besides, you should be smarter than me, so.....
Homer's brain: Sadly, because I am trapped inside your moronic body, I can't be much smarter than you........
Homer's brain: ENOUGH..........OUCH..............ENOUGH...........
*someone crying*
Homer: Hey who's there?
*Mario appears*
Mario *cries*: .........It's me..................Mario.............
Homer *screaming like a lady* : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH................
Mario: What the f**k?
Homer: Are you that Mario who eats children?
Mario: Eeeeeeeh, no........I eat only mushrooms.
Homer: So you are not Mario who eats children and........who cuts fat people's heads while they sleep?
Mario: Eeeew, no, of course not, you fat idiot........I am the world's most famous plumber!
Homer: Then how come I have never heard for you?
Mario: Well, you are obviously a conservative roasted pig.............
Homer: Shut the f**k up, you plumbing piece of sandwitch........mmmmmm, plumbing piece of sandwitch *sniveling*
Mario: Yes, and now you think you are cool.........well, I am way cooler than you, I can get myself sucked up in a pipe. I can kill my enemies when I jump on their heads and when I eat mushrooms, I grow bigger!
Homer: Wow, you are way weirder than me. And then Marge tells me that Duff destroyed my brain!
Mario: Heh, yes, yes........but, this nonsense conversation won't help me solve my problem.
Homer: You have a problem?
Mario: Yes.........my lovely princess doesn't enjoy anymore when I ^$^%$^%$ her! Ehm, sorry.....when the two of us have fun in bed at night.........
Homer: Well, that is easy to solve, you just have to..........
Mario: It's easy to say, but she is trapped by my arch-nemesis Bowser at the moment. And instead of crying for help and calling "Mario, Mario, come and save me", when the night falls she tells him "MORE, MORE......", can you imagine that!
Homer: Mhm, I see........but sorry, I can't help you there, I have other things to do.............
Mario: But, if you help me out........I have some piece of paper that may need.........
Homer: Alright.......it's a deal.......so what should we do?
Mario: We will go to Bowser's castle together. And now, listen closely what will we do........
SKETCH #8
Homer: AAAAAAAAAH, I'M LOST, I'M LOST........alright, think Homer think......come on, you stupid brain, turn on!
Homer's brain: Hey, don't yell at me, you haven't given me the daily dose of Duff, so how do you expect me to.........
Homer *punches himself in the head* :Shut up........OUCH...........shut up! People have told me that Duff destroys my brain, so there is no way I'll give you that. And besides, you should be smarter than me, so.....
Homer's brain: Sadly, because I am trapped inside your moronic body, I can't be much smarter than you........
Homer's brain: ENOUGH..........OUCH..............ENOUGH...........
*someone crying*
Homer: Hey who's there?
*Mario appears*
Mario *cries*: .........It's me..................Mario.............
Homer *screaming like a lady* : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH................
Mario: What the f**k?
Homer: Are you that Mario who eats children?
Mario: Eeeeeeeh, no........I eat only mushrooms.
Homer: So you are not Mario who eats children and........who cuts fat people's heads while they sleep?
Mario: Eeeew, no, of course not, you fat idiot........I am the world's most famous plumber!
Homer: Then how come I have never heard for you?
Mario: Well, you are obviously a conservative roasted pig.............
Homer: Shut the f**k up, you plumbing piece of sandwitch........mmmmmm, plumbing piece of sandwitch *sniveling*
Mario: Yes, and now you think you are cool.........well, I am way cooler than you, I can get myself sucked up in a pipe. I can kill my enemies when I jump on their heads and when I eat mushrooms, I grow bigger!
Homer: Wow, you are way weirder than me. And then Marge tells me that Duff destroyed my brain!
Mario: Heh, yes, yes........but, this nonsense conversation won't help me solve my problem.
Homer: You have a problem?
Mario: Yes.........my lovely princess doesn't enjoy anymore when I ^$^%$^%$ her! Ehm, sorry.....when the two of us have fun in bed at night.........
Homer: Well, that is easy to solve, you just have to..........
Mario: It's easy to say, but she is trapped by my arch-nemesis Bowser at the moment. And instead of crying for help and calling "Mario, Mario, come and save me", when the night falls she tells him "MORE, MORE......", can you imagine that!
Homer: Mhm, I see........but sorry, I can't help you there, I have other things to do.............
Mario: But, if you help me out........I have some piece of paper that may need.........
Homer: Alright.......it's a deal.......so what should we do?
Mario: We will go to Bowser's castle together. And now, listen closely what will we do........
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