You know you're an ESC fan when...

[r3gg13]

I saw this on another forum that I stumbled upon last night. It sounds like a fun thing to have here as well.


Complete the phrase, "You know you're an ESC fan when..."


Here are mine:

You know you're an ESC fan when you know how to say thank you and good evening in at least 5 languages

You know you're an ESC fan when you you know what Super Saturday is.

You know you're an ESC fan when you've called someone by saying "good evening Europe *insert name here calling"

 

[doctormalisimo]

You know you're an ESC fan when the word Belarus is mentioned on tv, you think everyone loves that country.
You know you're an ESC fan when you consider countries that have never won as 'failed states'.
You know you're an ESC fan when people who aren't European don't matter.
You know you're an ESC fan when you know all the numbers 1-8, 10 and 12 in French.
You know you're an ESC fan when Terry Wogan's commentary isnt the highlight of the night.
You know you're an ESC fan when you clear your social calendar for the entire week of the contest.
You know you're an ESC fan when you know what the capital of Estonia is.
You know you're an ESC fan when you've actually heard of Azerbaijan while everyone else thinks 'the prison from Harry Potter?!?'
You know you're an ESC fan when you know all the words of a song in language you dont speak.
You know you're an ESC fan when May is the best month of the year.
You know you're an ESC fan when you complete the sentence 'I Love _______' with 'Belarus'.
You know you're an ESC fan when you list your address as '1273 Rockefeller Street'
You know you're an ESC fan when you genuinely think that Celine Dion is Swiss.
You know you're an ESC fan when you dont put the word 'the' in front of Eurovision.
You know you're an ESC fan when you can predict where Belgium's 12 points will go to.
You know you're an ESC fan when 'Dima Bilan' doesn't sound like some sort of skin disorder.
You know you're an ESC fan when you don't hate Jedward.
You know you're an ESC fan when you get anxious if the hosts don't repeat themselves in French.

 

[Nikoreindeer1973]

You travel around Europe just to buy NF albums
You know which season it is when a crowd waves with balloons and flags
You know the vanishing guitar trick

 

[94ayd]

...you start singing "AY, ¿QUIEN MANEJA MI BARCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?" in your sleep... 3

 

[escandesc]

you know the performances of all countries before Eurovision night

You know you're an ESC fan when you clear your social calendar for the entire week of the contest.

that's me.

 

[r3gg13]

You know you're an ESC fan when you know all the numbers 1-8, 10 and 12 in French.

But you don't know how to say 9 or 11 en français

You know you're an ESC fan when you host a an ESC party during the final!
You know you're an ESC fan when (during the final party) you shush everyone when a song starts, but you keep on talking anyway.

 

[doctormalisimo]

You know you're an ESC fan when you know what 94ayd's NSC country name means!

 

[MyHeartIsYours]

LOL some of these are really funny!

 

[Anjeza]

... when your next holiday destination depends on the location of the next ESC
... when you can pronounce city names like Reykjavík or Tbilisi correctly
... when you are a member of this forum

 

[Charly]

... When you Annoy Your Sister 3

 

[r3gg13]

... when you name your things after ESC stars

 

[Sabiondo]

you're ESC fan when you blame Russia every year when get 12's from almost all his ex-Soviet countries

you're ESC fan when you booed that Greece geting the 12 points of Cyprus every year.

you're ESC fan when when you lay blindness your nation

 

[r3gg13]

... when you think that songs over 3 minutes long are forbidden under all circumstances.

 

[Yamarus]

You know you're an ESC fan when your iPod playing on random means you get an ESC song half of the time.

 

[Mickey]

... when you unwittingly become an expert on Eastern European diaspora.
... when during the music round at your local pub quiz you wrack your brain for the name of a tune, only to realise you're thinking of a Eurovision song it couldn't possibly be.
... when asked to name a song by Lulu, you don't say "Shout".
... when you know the year of the Portuguese revolution.
... when you understand why Israel are in the contest.

 

[Mickey]

You know you're an ESC fan when the word Belarus is mentioned on tv, you think everyone loves that country.

This is my favourite.

 

[aja675]

This is my favourite.

My fave too.

 

[Yamarus]

You know you're an ESC fan when you're not surprised the top comment on 90% of ESC Youtube videos is "This should have won!!".

 

[Stella]

you're an esc fan when you give every detail to someone who mentioned eurovision
you're an esc fan when you know how everything will look on stage before seeing it on tv

 

[Anjeza]

... when you know the name of every European country in French