Describe ESC 2019 entries in one word

[Iker]

I'll start You can make up your own epithets for example: Oatmeal-like if that's your association.

Albania - Grand
Armenia - Forgettable
Australia - Hotch-potch
Austria - Limp
Azerbaijan - Groovy
Belarus - Catchy
Belgium - Bland
Croatia - Cringeworthy
Cyprus - Mainstream
Czech Republic -Old-school
Denmark - Diabetes
Estonia - Generic
Finland - Repetitive
France - LGBT-pleaser
Georgia - Musty
Germany - Sweet
Greece - Lovely
Hungary - Sentimental
Iceland - Hot
Ireland - Genuine
Israel - Broadwayish
Italy - Varied
Latvia - Welcoming
Lithuania - Jingle
Malta - Boppy
Moldova - Terrible
Montenegro - Cheesy
Netherlands - Wondrous
North Macedonia - Square
Norway - Uptempo
Poland - Traditional
Portugal - Futuristic
Romania - Eerie
Russia - Pathos
San Marino - Straightforward
Serbia - Serene
Slovenia - Sensitive
Spain - Lively
Sweden - Gospelish
Switzerland - Danceable
United Kingdom - X-factorish

 

[tuorem]

Puerile
B. A. S. I. C.
Clichéd
Rhythmic
Galvanising
Dreamy

 

[leelook]

Balkan
Anonymous
Silly
You
Sexy
Amateurish
Belgium
Familiar
Summer
FIFA
Charm
Radio
Dated
Franglais
Serious
Whiny
Annoying
Alone
Wow
Catchy
Musical
Hit
Background
Harmless
Teenage
Lame
Falling
Captivating
Gurl
Dance
Shouty
Eclectic
American
Epic
Joy
Pleasant
Introverted
Party
Happy
Hat
Trying

 

[hijirio]

Albania - Requiem
Armenia - Scream
Australia - Musical
Austria - Zzz
Azerbaijan - Expensive
Belarus - Uplifting
Belgium - Soundtrack
Croatia - Nightmare
Cyprus - Replay
Czech Republic - Maroon5
Denmark - Uncreative
Estonia - well...
Finland - umm....
France - Fader
Georgia - Amateurish
Germany - Puke
Greece - Yas!
Hungary - Sensational
Iceland - Earworm
Ireland - Dated
Israel - Disappointment
Italy - Cool!
Latvia - ehm...
Lithuania - Pop!
Malta - Gem!
Moldova - EURGH!
Montenegro - Messy
Netherlands - Unworldly
North Macedonia - Bland
Norway - Monsters
Poland - No!
Portugal - Different
Romania - Grower
Russia - Scream
San Marino - Na na na!
Serbia - Beautiful
Slovenia - Atmospheric
Spain - Uptempo
Sweden - Cesar
Switzerland - Melodic
United Kingdom - Potential

 

[Ezio]

Albania - Darkhorse
Armenia - Great
Australia - Bizarre
Austria - Moving
Azerbaijan - Cheap
Belarus - Cheaper
Belgium - Incomplete
Croatia - Horrors
Cyprus - Mute
Czech Republic - Friends
Denmark - Lackluster
Estonia - Dated
Finland - Sidelined
France - King
Georgia - Irrelevant
Germany - Fader
Greece - Diamond
Hungary - Meh
Iceland - Darkroom
Ireland - Clueless
Israel - Tender
Italy - Sexy
Latvia - Lullaby
Lithuania - Guilty
Malta - Plastic
Moldova - Go
Montenegro - Hell
Netherlands - Overrated
North Macedonia - Boring
Norway - Shitty
Poland - Strange
Portugal - Amazing
Romania - Ridiculous
Russia - Coming-out
San Marino - Silly
Serbia - Beige
Slovenia - Wonderful
Spain - Soccer
Sweden - Love
Switzerland - Fuego
United Kingdom - X-Factor

 

[BorisBubbles]

Albania - GimmeTokens
Armenia - WorkOutSong
Australia - Dementor
Austria - BargainBinBjörk
Azerbaijan - KirkorovJr.
Belarus - ~Tamtararam~
Belgium - ILoveFerrets
Croatia - IIIIIIIIIDREAMOFLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
Cyprus - Schokipudding
Czech Republic - jamaladance.gif
Denmark - ILookTwenty,AndTwoWeeksDead.
Estonia - AVoiceLiiiiiiiikeThiiiiiisCanBreakAMaaaaaaaaaanLiiiiiiiiikeThiiiiiiiis.
Finland - Daddies
France - WIG
Georgia - MountMoria
Germany - LazySusan
Greece - JohnWatersMeetsJessieWare
Hungary - StillHaventBotheredLearningEnglishISee
Iceland - BDSMColonyKickstarter
Ireland - AwkwardSex
Israel - AngryCrab
Italy - *Clapping noises*
Latvia - Hagatha
Lithuania - ImitationUkranian
Malta - KarmaKameleon
Moldova - TheBiggestThreatOfThemAll
Montenegro - SnuffFilm
Netherlands - HowManyPenisInTheSluts?
North Macedonia - RestingButchface
Norway - Kermit
Poland - GrumpyCat
Portugal - OTelele
Romania - SlrrdWrds
Russia - BottomGod
San Marino - Fedoralord
Serbia - BoringBalkanBallad
Slovenia - Tranquility
Spain - Labendayekayoooooooo
Sweden - Overrated (:twisted
Switzerland - Dirty
United Kingdom - Telleraweave

 

[SwedishFailurez]

Ethnical
Okay!
Okey.
Calm
Trippy
Noughties...
Disappointment...
Cheesy...
Cyprusthebrand!
2018?
Anonymous...
Clichéd...
Ruined...
ConchitaJR
Messy...
Transbrothers
Sorry...
Emotional
Rulers!
Anonymous2.0...
Host
Backstory
Anonymous3.0...
LionKing-promotion
Saturation
Wasted...
1999...
WorldVision-Winner
Proud
Fanwank
Patriotic
Loss!
Meh...
TryingtoohardtowindespiteneverbeenabletosurviveoutsidetheESCbubble!!!
Meme
Neat
Cute!
Midtable?
Sameasbutmoreradiofriendly...
Spain?
20thanniversaryoffailure

 

[hawadharma]

Albania - Ethnic
Armenia - Forgettable
Australia - Popera
Austria - Yawn
Azerbaijan - Hunk
Belarus - Britney
Belgium - Blanche
Croatia - Dated
Cyprus - Fuego
Czech Republic - Kids
Denmark - Safe
Estonia - Crap
Finland - Unknown
France - Wig
Georgia - Hodor
Germany - Preachy
Greece - Vocal
Hungary - Meaningful
Iceland - Rebel
Ireland - Radio
Israel - Trying
Italy - Exceptional
Latvia - Sleep
Lithuania - Darkhorse
Malta - Beat
Moldova - Autotext
Montenegro - Cheesy
Netherlands - Touching
North Macedonia - Message
Norway - Wildlings
Poland - Babushka
Portugal - Weirdos
Romania - Creepy
Russia - Haters
San Marino - Grandpa
Serbia - Who?
Slovenia - Toilet
Spain - Annoying
Sweden - Choir
Switzerland - Dance
United Kingdom - Finally

 

[ayzelto]

Albania - Voice
Armenia - r&B
Australia - 0_o
Austria - chill
Azerbaijan - plastic
Belarus - 2000’s
Belgium - Boring
Croatia - creepy
Cyprus - fuego
Czech Republic - cute
Denmark - random
Estonia - next
Finland - too-much
France - Meaningful
Georgia - mordor
Germany - annoying
Greece - lana del rey
Hungary - yawn
Iceland - noise
Ireland - Littlebiggirl
Israel - last
Italy - winner
Latvia - Lullaby
Lithuania - interesting
Malta - WoW
Moldova - celine
Montenegro - bad
Netherlands - pretentious
North Macedonia - powerful
Norway - unmatch
Poland - screamy
Portugal - snake
Romania - okay...
Russia - huge
San Marino - indie
Serbia - Pretty
Slovenia - dreaming
Spain - jump
Sweden - Forgettable
Switzerland - Modern
United Kingdom - Uk

 

[DaFlo]

Albania - Albania
Armenia - production
Australia - cliché
Austria - forgettable
Azerbaijan - cool
Belarus - bop
Belgium - irrelevant
Croatia - painful
Cyprus - instant
Czech Republic - fun
Denmark - pretentious
Estonia - bland
Finland - bland2
France - youtube
Georgia - Cher
Germany - bless
Greece - avant-garde
Hungary - dissapointing
Iceland - corny
Ireland - cute
Israel - something
Italy - overrated
Latvia - boring
Lithuania - bland3
Malta - basic
Moldova - outdated
Montenegro - iconic
Netherlands - tryhard
North Macedonia - female
Norway - eurovision
Poland - annoying
Portugal - unfinished
Romania - dark
Russia - class
San Marino - Love
Serbia - justice4moje3
Slovenia - vibe
Spain - party
Sweden - Austria
Switzerland - latin
United Kingdom - xfactor

 

[Leydan]

Albania - Ethnic
Armenia - impressive
Australia - songless
Austria - forgettable
Azerbaijan - unexpected
Belarus - tune
Belgium - Blanche
Croatia - horror
Cyprus - quality
Czech Republic - radio
Denmark - cute
Estonia - eurovision
Finland - basic
France - potential
Georgia - scream
Germany - filler
Greece - anthemic
Hungary - melodious
Iceland - nightmare
Ireland - sweet
Israel - unsettling
Italy - average
Latvia - tea time
Lithuania - eurovision2
Malta - hit
Moldova - dated
Montenegro - iconic
Netherlands - Desperate
North Macedonia - preachy
Norway - eurovision3
Poland - pot9
Portugal - overrated
Romania - dracula
Russia - Desperate2
San Marino - Life
Serbia - shouty
Slovenia - dull
Spain - summer
Sweden - UK
Switzerland - catchy
United Kingdom - X-Factor

 

[GermanBango]

I`m instead gonna describe them with one hashtag each #BadBoi

Albania #PlasticSurgeryGoneWrong
Armenia #ScreamQueen
Australia #DontDoDrugs
Austria #SnoozeFest
Azerbaijan #YumBeefCakeMakeMeShutUp
Belarus #FromLukashenkoWithLove
Belgium #TomHollandCanSing?
Croatia #KillitWithFire
Cyprus #Feugo
Czech Republic #JustBangHerAlready
Denmark #IsSheOldEnoughToSingAboutLove?
Estonia #JusticeForKerliPLS
Finland #ImNotLooking
France #Gaaaaaaay
Georgia #WhySoAngry?
Germany #TwoOnlyChildsSingingASongAboutSisterhood
Greece #Duska+TheMachine
Hungary #NananananananaYayYayYayYay
Iceland #SpankMeDaddy
Ireland #IDontEvenKnow
Israel #HeIsSomeoneOK?!
Italy #PizzaPastaAndAllThatJazz
Latvia #ValiumOverdose
Lithuania #Roar
Malta #WannabeCyprus
Moldova #JustDumpHerAlready
Montenegro #12PointsFromSerbiaGoTo
Netherlands #AndTheWinnerIs
North Macedonia #MeToo
Norway #Whut?
Poland #MadeInKorea
Portugal #EdwardSpoonhands
Romania #WiwiFavorite
Russia #DesperateFerretFace
San Marino #MyMomWillLoveThis
Serbia #12PointsfromMontenegroGoTo
Slovenia #Adidas
Spain #JustShutUpAlready
Sweden #Austria2018
Switzerland #AtLeastHesCute
United Kingdom #PatientlyWaitingForBrexit

(Ukraine #IHaveVeryUncomfortableQuestionForYou)

 

[gingerale]

Albania - proofofconcept
Armenia - quovadis
Australia - headpiece
Austria - blue
Azerbaijan - loop
Belarus - disneyclub
Belgium - mashup
Croatia - cruiseship
Cyprus - plan
Czech Republic - quinoaburger
Denmark - diabetes
Estonia - fauxleatherjacket
Finland - poledance
France - influencer
Georgia - archetype
Germany - songpool
Greece - insurancecommercial
Hungary - norigo
Iceland - str8hell.com
Ireland - rimmellondon
Israel - cher
Italy - trastevere
Latvia - starbucks
Lithuania - reject
Malta - import
Moldova - identitycrisis
Montenegro - virginity
Netherlands - blockbuster
North Macedonia - nostalgia
Norway - steps
Poland - tinnitus
Portugal - nike
Romania - chaireography
Russia - theater
San Marino - hat
Serbia - conditioner
Slovenia - benzodiazepine
Spain - spain
Sweden - sanitizer
Switzerland - effort
United Kingdom - sico

 

[Edward]

Albania - Powerful
Armenia - Uninspired
Australia - Technical
Austria - Emotional
Azerbaijan - Commercial
Belarus - Annoying
Belgium - Incomplete
Croatia - Dreamy
Cyprus - Sexy
Czech Republic - Childish
Denmark - Cute
Estonia - Insubstantial
Finland - Weak
France - Voix
Georgia - Terrible
Germany - Lovely
Greece - Contemporary
Hungary - Heartfelt
Iceland - Thought-provoking
Ireland - Accessible
Israel - Strong
Italy - Groovy
Latvia - Underrated
Lithuania - Heartwarming
Malta - Overproduced
Moldova - Forgettable
Montenegro - Average
Netherlands - Wimpy
North Macedonia - Unrelatable
Norway - Catchy
Poland - Representative
Portugal - Visual
Romania - Unique
Russia - Touching
San Marino - Risible
Serbia - Pure
Slovenia - Inspirational
Spain - Shallow
Sweden - Overrated
Switzerland - Hollow
United Kingdom - Unimaginative