BorisBubbles
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Hello everyone.
Tel Aviv 2019 has come to a close and has provided us with another enjoyable edition of Eurovision. Like always, the results have been subject to a lot of discussion. Upon starting this topic, there are already 3-4 topics on the jury/televote split and those always elicit interesting discussions.
I see many people, here and elsewhere ragging on Juries but I've always been in favour of their inclusion. I'll try my best to explain as concisely as possible as to why I think they're an essential part of Eurovision (but probably will fail at the 'Concise' part )
I could of course make this post in one of the 3-4 available "2019 JURY" topics where it would inevitably get burried under a myriad of "UGH KEiiNO WERE ROBBED #FuckJuries" and "LOLOLOL TAMARA JURY QUEEN "-like posts, but I think the topic of the post itself is important enough to warrant separate attention. So, bear with me for however long this post will become.
Now, I'll open by saying something saying something positive: Juries do a really good job at saving good songs that deserve recognition but get lost in the shuffle. "Friend of a friend", "Proud" and "Chameleon" aren't obvious standouts the annual Carnival of Death we all know and love, and juries are great at giving these entries the attention they deserve. It has a positive impact on the contest, for it rewards broadcasters for sending good, innovative music.
Having said that "PROFESSIONAL" JURIES FUCKING SUCK. I think they are rubbish. They weren't too bad this year, but that doesn't mean the entire concept of a "Professional Jury" is a good one.
However, why do they suck? Well, to understand this one must first understand how juries functioned before their re-implementation. If you are new to Eurovision and are unaware of how juries used to work: open the tags and enlighten yourself
Before 1997, every single vote was decided through a jury. These juries were different from the ones we know nowadays: instead of a professional jury of 'Music Industry Professionals', these juries consisted of regular people: hairdressers, nurses, accountants. Random people, in various degree of fandom. People like you and I. Instead of five, there were ten members of each and they were each given one scoresheet and a pencil to make as many notes as they pleased. After some deliberation, the ten jurors had to come up with a final list of ten songs they wanted to give points to.
In 1998 however, the BBC opened a can of worms by getting rid of all of the staples of Eurovision at that time. Getting rid of live music and the language rule were both positive decisions. Live music greatly limited the modernization of the contest and the language rule was unfair to countries which languages which are lack reference points in others, such as Greek, Finnish or Turkish. There's a reason why the UK, Ireland and Malta dominated the 90s in terms of results. Each of those countries sang in languages people not from those countries could understand.
However, the EBU also got rid of the juries in favour of the televote, which of course quickly erupted in pandaemonium once countries and viewers alike figured out how the system could be abused. Before long diasporiae and cheap gimmicks ruled Eurovision and it completely ruined the reputation Eurovision had as a Quality Music Contest.
Juries cull diasporia voting and attention-whoring Gimmick Acts and that's why they are essential to Eurovision. Without them, Eurovision literally is nothing but a circus. Their mere presence forces the participating countries to take the contest seriously, boosting Eurovision's appeal . Lose juries and you lose reputation. Every self-respecting Eurovision fan should hope they remain a part of Eurovision.
However... do juries have to be professional? You see, by specifcially making the jury a group of five Music Industry Professionals, the EBU has created a system that is almost as easily exploited by delegations, and provides results which are more than questionable than those from the Goldie Oldie Contests. Back in the 90s and earlier, the EBU considered it IMPORTANT to the jurors were in fact *NOT* connected to the music industry. Every year hosts HAMMERED on the fact that they were people such as you and I. Being a casual fan was the defining characteristic of being a Eurovision juror. The fact that today's jurors MUST have connections to the music industry is the SINGLE fatal flaw of modern day juries, for the following five reasons:
1) The Music Industry is a very small world...
2)... consisting of people that think progressively.
3) Professional juries have to judge quality and not every country has the opportunity to produce 'quality' on a consistent basis.
4) Juries are instructed to look for certain criteria only
5) Today's juries are too small.
TL;DR: Juries need an overhaul because we've far reached a point where safety and conformity are getting rewarded over daring indie darlings. Professionals reward the lowest common denominator and that is musically regressive. TelAviv2019 had satisfying results, if unexpected ones, and a good winner, mostly THANKS to the discrepancy between televote and jury vote. Without the televote, Sweden would have won again, because they are 'objectively' the best at music out of everyone.
It is my firm belief that the best solution is not to abolish juries entirely. Correct evaluation is difficult to pull off but never the less of paramount imporantance for reasons already stated and juries are the best way to accomplish this. So long as the EBU is aware of their flaws and how to work around them, we're fine.
Look at San Remo, which has both a press jury and a dioscopic jury and it has worked miracles for them. Having those juries at San Remo single-handedly provided Italy second place in Tel Aviv. I would love to see similar juries used in Eurovision. It beats 'Professional Only' juries every day.
I also suspect that adjusting juries like this shall also get rid of most of the ailments Professional-only juries bring with them. A jury with casuals will no longer ostentibly downvote KEiiNO for being dated, but the presence of press & professionals ensure quality songs such as "Chameleon" and "Proud" also do well. Sweden and Russia will still do well, but in a jury with fewer professionals they will no longer be as dominant, getting high scores based on their own merit rather than flag.
Both sides of quality, the traditional and the innovative, the progressive and conservative, the substance and the style, the authentic and the professional, the song and the act, the alpha and omega will be rated equally and take central stage more than they currently do. Such juries, in conjuction with a televote and broadcasters which continue to put the envelope on their entries can only benefit the contest in the future.
I probably didn't need to make this post, let alone make it its own topic, but still, I wanted to get it off my chest so that it no longer occupies my mind. Eurovision is one of best things about being European and I hope it gets passed on for future generations to come.
Tel Aviv 2019 has come to a close and has provided us with another enjoyable edition of Eurovision. Like always, the results have been subject to a lot of discussion. Upon starting this topic, there are already 3-4 topics on the jury/televote split and those always elicit interesting discussions.
I see many people, here and elsewhere ragging on Juries but I've always been in favour of their inclusion. I'll try my best to explain as concisely as possible as to why I think they're an essential part of Eurovision (but probably will fail at the 'Concise' part )
I could of course make this post in one of the 3-4 available "2019 JURY" topics where it would inevitably get burried under a myriad of "UGH KEiiNO WERE ROBBED #FuckJuries" and "LOLOLOL TAMARA JURY QUEEN "-like posts, but I think the topic of the post itself is important enough to warrant separate attention. So, bear with me for however long this post will become.
Now, I'll open by saying something saying something positive: Juries do a really good job at saving good songs that deserve recognition but get lost in the shuffle. "Friend of a friend", "Proud" and "Chameleon" aren't obvious standouts the annual Carnival of Death we all know and love, and juries are great at giving these entries the attention they deserve. It has a positive impact on the contest, for it rewards broadcasters for sending good, innovative music.
Having said that "PROFESSIONAL" JURIES FUCKING SUCK. I think they are rubbish. They weren't too bad this year, but that doesn't mean the entire concept of a "Professional Jury" is a good one.
However, why do they suck? Well, to understand this one must first understand how juries functioned before their re-implementation. If you are new to Eurovision and are unaware of how juries used to work: open the tags and enlighten yourself
Before 1997, every single vote was decided through a jury. These juries were different from the ones we know nowadays: instead of a professional jury of 'Music Industry Professionals', these juries consisted of regular people: hairdressers, nurses, accountants. Random people, in various degree of fandom. People like you and I. Instead of five, there were ten members of each and they were each given one scoresheet and a pencil to make as many notes as they pleased. After some deliberation, the ten jurors had to come up with a final list of ten songs they wanted to give points to.
In 1998 however, the BBC opened a can of worms by getting rid of all of the staples of Eurovision at that time. Getting rid of live music and the language rule were both positive decisions. Live music greatly limited the modernization of the contest and the language rule was unfair to countries which languages which are lack reference points in others, such as Greek, Finnish or Turkish. There's a reason why the UK, Ireland and Malta dominated the 90s in terms of results. Each of those countries sang in languages people not from those countries could understand.
However, the EBU also got rid of the juries in favour of the televote, which of course quickly erupted in pandaemonium once countries and viewers alike figured out how the system could be abused. Before long diasporiae and cheap gimmicks ruled Eurovision and it completely ruined the reputation Eurovision had as a Quality Music Contest.
Juries cull diasporia voting and attention-whoring Gimmick Acts and that's why they are essential to Eurovision. Without them, Eurovision literally is nothing but a circus. Their mere presence forces the participating countries to take the contest seriously, boosting Eurovision's appeal . Lose juries and you lose reputation. Every self-respecting Eurovision fan should hope they remain a part of Eurovision.
However... do juries have to be professional? You see, by specifcially making the jury a group of five Music Industry Professionals, the EBU has created a system that is almost as easily exploited by delegations, and provides results which are more than questionable than those from the Goldie Oldie Contests. Back in the 90s and earlier, the EBU considered it IMPORTANT to the jurors were in fact *NOT* connected to the music industry. Every year hosts HAMMERED on the fact that they were people such as you and I. Being a casual fan was the defining characteristic of being a Eurovision juror. The fact that today's jurors MUST have connections to the music industry is the SINGLE fatal flaw of modern day juries, for the following five reasons:
1) The Music Industry is a very small world...
A lot of these people know each other. You've all seen the Music & Lyrics chyrons. Everyone who follows Eurovision knows Laurel Barker, Ashley Hicklin, Thomas G::son, Fridrik Kempe, Philipp Kirkorov, Mihai Alexandru, Boris Milanov, Lise Cabble, the Paelinck brothers, Ralph Siegel, Joy & Linnea Deb, etc. These people all know each other, and most of the jurors also know at least some of them on a first-name basis. Even when not intended to be biased, bias can easily sneak in simply based on past and future collaborations between the jurors and the performers/songwriters they have to rate.
2)... consisting of people that think progressively.
The Western music industry, like most creative environments, is generally left-wing. That means that the vast majority of jurors are progressive, idealistic thinkers, putting them in stark contrast to the average eurovision viewer in what they like.
A song such as "Love is forever", which I (a centrist with a pessimistic disposition) personally find diabolical for its pushy guidance and belittlement, presents an ideal and that simply resonates more to someone who is more progressive than I am.
The dark side of the medal is that songs which aren't modern, even if those songs are good, are ruthlessly downvoted, sometimes in stark contrast to the general public's tastes. Spirwhil is the latest in a long line of shafted songs and it won't be the last. Mind that 'modern' doesn't equate to innovative. "Dance you off" was generic as fuck, but it still did very well. Modern music often uses the same theorems, hence why many radio songs sound alike.
This penchant for "modernity" also translates to western jurors voting against countries whose societies aren't socially progressive: That's where the biases against Russia and Belarus come from, for instance. This ALSO accounts for the jury bias against traditional music, which is why countries such as Serbia and Hungary often get shafted by them.
Naturally, this doesn't apply to eastern-European jurors who think more conservatively and vote against supposed "Gay/Western Propaganda" (xsnooty) but that isn't my point. The point is that because they live in a bubble professional jurors tend to think alike and they like/dislike the same things. What they like is ultimately dictated by the society they live in, but each juror's preferences a pre-scripted all the same.
A song such as "Love is forever", which I (a centrist with a pessimistic disposition) personally find diabolical for its pushy guidance and belittlement, presents an ideal and that simply resonates more to someone who is more progressive than I am.
The dark side of the medal is that songs which aren't modern, even if those songs are good, are ruthlessly downvoted, sometimes in stark contrast to the general public's tastes. Spirwhil is the latest in a long line of shafted songs and it won't be the last. Mind that 'modern' doesn't equate to innovative. "Dance you off" was generic as fuck, but it still did very well. Modern music often uses the same theorems, hence why many radio songs sound alike.
This penchant for "modernity" also translates to western jurors voting against countries whose societies aren't socially progressive: That's where the biases against Russia and Belarus come from, for instance. This ALSO accounts for the jury bias against traditional music, which is why countries such as Serbia and Hungary often get shafted by them.
Naturally, this doesn't apply to eastern-European jurors who think more conservatively and vote against supposed "Gay/Western Propaganda" (xsnooty) but that isn't my point. The point is that because they live in a bubble professional jurors tend to think alike and they like/dislike the same things. What they like is ultimately dictated by the society they live in, but each juror's preferences a pre-scripted all the same.
3) Professional juries have to judge quality and not every country has the opportunity to produce 'quality' on a consistent basis.
Consistent production of good ESC songs is often a question of resources: talent (Netherlands), reputation (Italy) and money (Azerbaijan) all play a role in how often a country can produce 'Good Music'. For a country that has all three in abundance, such as Sweden, winning the jury is child's play.
I will take an intermezzo to stress that Pro-Sweden bias, as if often tossed around, does not exist. Sweden is a wealthy country with a tradition of consistently innovating pop music, the most common genre of music at ESC (most common BECAUSE of Sweden, may I add). Many of the most talented songwriters, choreographers, composers, producers and vocal coaches either reside in Sweden or were born there. There is a default perception that Swedish entries are good but this is because most of their entries are good. No other country has an easier time producing Good Quality Music as Sweden does. No one.
Which brings me to the point #4 why professional juries suck:
I will take an intermezzo to stress that Pro-Sweden bias, as if often tossed around, does not exist. Sweden is a wealthy country with a tradition of consistently innovating pop music, the most common genre of music at ESC (most common BECAUSE of Sweden, may I add). Many of the most talented songwriters, choreographers, composers, producers and vocal coaches either reside in Sweden or were born there. There is a default perception that Swedish entries are good but this is because most of their entries are good. No other country has an easier time producing Good Quality Music as Sweden does. No one.
Which brings me to the point #4 why professional juries suck:
4) Juries are instructed to look for certain criteria only
Which precisely why countries with 'Resources' do consistently well. Here I speak not of Christer's transparent rigging; His presence is a whole other issue which I won't be addressing here. Juries are instructed to look for 'quality', a subjective entity, in an objective manner, which is like fitting a square peg into round hole. They are expected to set their personal biases aside. Jury duty therefore often devolves into ticking off a checklist where entries with one or multiple glaring flaws are downvoted in favour of songs which are supposedly 'objectively' better (ie: less offensive).
Take "Spirit in the Sky" vs "Truth" as an example. On the surface, both are EDM trash with a really vague backstory obscured by nonsensical lyrics. Both are among the best songs this year had to offer imo. Yet Azerbaijan did a lot better than Norway did in the jury vote. Is "Truth" really that better than "Spirit"? It is my opinion that it isn't, "Truth" simply has a more contemporary sound, a more current topic and uses modern technology to create a show, while the more classic "Spirit" relies solely on the vocals, backdrop and cheesy dated soundtrack to carry itself. Remember that juries vote mostly progressively, hence why "Truth" soared here while "Spirit" was mostly ignored.
Take "Spirit in the Sky" vs "Truth" as an example. On the surface, both are EDM trash with a really vague backstory obscured by nonsensical lyrics. Both are among the best songs this year had to offer imo. Yet Azerbaijan did a lot better than Norway did in the jury vote. Is "Truth" really that better than "Spirit"? It is my opinion that it isn't, "Truth" simply has a more contemporary sound, a more current topic and uses modern technology to create a show, while the more classic "Spirit" relies solely on the vocals, backdrop and cheesy dated soundtrack to carry itself. Remember that juries vote mostly progressively, hence why "Truth" soared here while "Spirit" was mostly ignored.
5) Today's juries are too small.
I cite as an example poor Igor Gulayev, juror for Russia, who much like Lina Hedlund reversed his vote by accident, putting Denmark first instead of last and in doing so single-handedly caused Leonora's qualification. Because juries consist of only five members one person can have a massive impact on the result. One accidental vote made the difference between 11th place in the SemiFinal and 12th place in the Grand Final.
TL;DR: Juries need an overhaul because we've far reached a point where safety and conformity are getting rewarded over daring indie darlings. Professionals reward the lowest common denominator and that is musically regressive. TelAviv2019 had satisfying results, if unexpected ones, and a good winner, mostly THANKS to the discrepancy between televote and jury vote. Without the televote, Sweden would have won again, because they are 'objectively' the best at music out of everyone.
It is my firm belief that the best solution is not to abolish juries entirely. Correct evaluation is difficult to pull off but never the less of paramount imporantance for reasons already stated and juries are the best way to accomplish this. So long as the EBU is aware of their flaws and how to work around them, we're fine.
Look at San Remo, which has both a press jury and a dioscopic jury and it has worked miracles for them. Having those juries at San Remo single-handedly provided Italy second place in Tel Aviv. I would love to see similar juries used in Eurovision. It beats 'Professional Only' juries every day.
I also suspect that adjusting juries like this shall also get rid of most of the ailments Professional-only juries bring with them. A jury with casuals will no longer ostentibly downvote KEiiNO for being dated, but the presence of press & professionals ensure quality songs such as "Chameleon" and "Proud" also do well. Sweden and Russia will still do well, but in a jury with fewer professionals they will no longer be as dominant, getting high scores based on their own merit rather than flag.
Both sides of quality, the traditional and the innovative, the progressive and conservative, the substance and the style, the authentic and the professional, the song and the act, the alpha and omega will be rated equally and take central stage more than they currently do. Such juries, in conjuction with a televote and broadcasters which continue to put the envelope on their entries can only benefit the contest in the future.
I probably didn't need to make this post, let alone make it its own topic, but still, I wanted to get it off my chest so that it no longer occupies my mind. Eurovision is one of best things about being European and I hope it gets passed on for future generations to come.