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A year of Dutch pettyness. Oh, we will be(probably)

Himan

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This will be the place where we Dutchies will be petty for the next year. I'm warning you, don't read further if you like Sweden or dislike Dutch directness. Please be petty if you love us.
 

Himan

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Pleur op, dag dag.
 

Miloutchi

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We are deep in our angry fase, watch out!
Or the acceptance phase in which I finally realize that my friends and family were right and the ESC is indeed a fake political travesty that we should never participate in again.

And then to the depression phase realizing I wasted half of my life on Eurovision and knowing I will never enjoy it the same after this year.

Aaaand back to the angry phase while singing screaming pleur op dag dag.
 

Himan

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How I feel. Bye.(Yes I said you shouldn't come here...)
 

Miloutchi

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“We are proud to share the most unanimous decision in Dutch Eurovision history! We can’t emphasize it enough, our well deserved ‘douze middle fingers’ go to the EBU!”

No other middle fingers were given, leaving the EBU now well in the lead to become Eurovision 2024’s biggest droeftoeter.

Droeftoeter: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Droeftoeter
 

gigi_copp3

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What if EBU, in order to avoid Netherlands retiring, awards them a "Big 6" status permanently?
 

Himan

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Naah, that is stupid.
 

Uto

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What if EBU, in order to avoid Netherlands retiring, awards them a "Big 6" status permanently?
Doesn't fit our mentality and it wouldn't feel right as Ukraine and Poland have like twice our population. Like what's the argument at that point? Money talks? I thought the idea is to get away from that and let principles of freedom and equality do the talking.
 

Verjamem

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Funny thing is Netherlands wanted to be a part of Big 5/6 some years ago.
 

HarryUK

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I’m not ruling out The Netherlands being offered a free pass to the final next year as an apology
 

Miloutchi

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I’m not ruling out The Netherlands being offered a free pass to the final next year as an apology
I know the Dutch like free things, but this would NOT be an apology. This would just be a bribe.
 
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