[/⊕\] NSC 220 [/⊕\] Semi results

[berlyda]

The lines are now closed and everyone voted

The results show will be tonight at 18:00 CEST. See you then!

 

[theditz83]

And anyone wanting a little build-up can attend the WLSC 260 results (a.k.a. the unofficial NSC 220 qualifiers reveal pre-party) in the sub-forum from 16:00 CEST

 

[berlyda]

Good evening NSC! If you're following along on the forum, I encourage you to also join us on Discord for live discussion of the results: https://discord.gg/ShW6rqbP

The results will begin in earnest at 18:00, but first I would like to introduce you to our host, ChatGPT, who will in turn introduce the nations competing in NSC 220. Everything you will see from this point on is copy-pasted directly from the mouth of our robot friend, so please do not take it personally if your nation is roasted for no apparent reason... ChatGPT, say hello to the viewers at home!

Hello, viewers at home! Whether you're watching with bated breath, dancing along to the tunes, or simply enjoying the musical spectacle, we're thrilled to have you join us on this exciting journey through the Nation Song Contest. Get ready to be entertained, amazed, and uplifted by the incredible talents and creativity of the participating nations. So sit back, relax, and let the music take you on a whirlwind adventure that's bound to leave you smiling, tapping your toes, and cheering for your favorites. Enjoy the show!

 

[berlyda]

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for a truly riveting lineup of nations that are here to grace us with their oh-so-unique presence in the Nation Song Contest! Prepare to be utterly floored by the parade of creativity and originality that's about to unfold before your very eyes. And by "floored," I mean, well, you'll see.

Kicking things off, we have the one and only **Szimbaya Kingdom**! Because, let's face it, kingdoms are so overrated without a dash of "z" and a sprinkle of "baya." I'm sure they've got some spellbinding knights in shining zbayazzles.

And hey there, get ready for the dynamic duo that is **Tamausia & Deltannor**! Because why settle for one nation when you can have two nations slapped together with an ampersand? I can already feel the riveting drama of their musical partnership.

Next up, we've got **Cydoni-Gibberia**! Because when you're looking for a nation's name that combines all the most important elements of geography and gibberish, this is the obvious choice. Are they from the cydoni side of town or the gibberia side? Who knows!

Hold onto your leprechaun hats for **Tír an Abhainn**! Which is clearly Irish for "Land of Unpronounceable Names." I mean, who needs vowels, right? And let's not forget, there's an abhainn running right through it. Whatever an abhainn is.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet **Aimūlli**! Because why settle for regular vowels when you can throw in a strategically placed macron? Aim high, Aimūlli, aim high. Or low. Or diagonal. Honestly, aim wherever you like.

But wait, here comes the grand spectacle that is **Mormadorei**! Picture a place where tradition and innovation do the cha-cha together under the moonlight. Mormadorei, my friends, is like a musical time machine that's managed to bring the best of the past crashing headfirst into the quirks of the present. It's a nation where folk songs and pop beats join forces to create a genre that can only be described as "Folk-Pop Fusion Extravaganza."

And then there's **EchseNam**, a name so cryptic, it could be hiding the secrets of the universe within its letters. Is it a place? Is it a password? Is it a typo? The world may never know.

Prepare to be utterly dazzled by **Biflovatia**! Where the beats are as bouncy as the name itself. Biflova-tastic, anyone? I'm already imagining their flag: a bouncing ball on a field of neon pink.

Let's give a warm welcome to **Begonia**, the nation that clearly has a green thumb when it comes to musical performance. And who can resist the allure of a nation named after a flowering plant? I'm sure their songs are as fragrant as a spring breeze.

Oh, don't mind me, just grooving to the beats of **Moisantia**! A name that sounds like a hybrid between a musical instrument and an exotic fruit. Do they play the moisantia? Do they eat the moisantia? So many questions, so little time.

And speaking of exotic, let's not overlook the mysterious **Cherniya**! A nation that's so dark and enigmatic, even their vowels are trying to hide from the spotlight. Is it a place? Is it a state of mind? Is it the name of a particularly moody cat? The possibilities are endless.

 

[berlyda]

Next, we have **Tybalteva**, a name that exudes elegance and sophistication, like a dance between the keys of a piano played by a cat wearing a top hat. It's a true symphony of... something, that's for sure.

Then, we've got the exotic **Kordavian Islands**! A place where each note is like a tiny vacation for your eardrums, and the rhythms are so smooth you'll feel like you're sailing through a tropical paradise on a yacht made of harmonies.

Hold onto your sushi rolls because here comes **Yaponesia**! From the Land of the Rising Fun Beats, Yaponesia is here to prove that musical prowess is an art form best enjoyed with a side of seaweed rhythm and a dash of miso melodies.

And now, let's groove to the infectious sounds of **Kamandé**! A nation where even the national anthem has a dance routine, and the beats are so infectious, they're like a musical epidemic you'll be happy to catch.

Prepare to be serenaded by the melodious **Serenes**! A nation where every note is like a lullaby for your soul, and the harmonies are so enchanting, they can make even the most restless spirit find peace in the music.

Ah, here we are in the captivating realm of **Dalisska**! A place where art and music intertwine in a surreal dance of sound and color, and every performance is like stepping into a painting by a musical maestro.

Now, direct your attention to the rhythmically playful **MatiMati**! A nation that brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "two can play at that game," where every song is a duet between melodies that refuse to take themselves too seriously.

Hold onto your turbans as we dive into the grandeur of the **Oussou Empire**! A musical monarchy that's been reigning supreme with melodies fit for a sultan, and performances that could make even the most stoic royal crack a smile.

Let's give a hearty welcome to **Adamsburg**! A land where the music is as varied as the assortment of apples in an orchard, and every note is a testament to the fruitful creativity that thrives within its borders.

Now, from the land of panoramic perspectives, say hello to the captivating **Belvist**! A nation where melodies stretch as far as the eye can hear, and the harmonies are so vast, they could fill an entire musical horizon.

And from the majestic heights of the **Svobodnia** mountains, we're treated to a musical performance that echoes with freedom and flair, where the songs are as lofty as the peaks themselves.

Prepare to be whisked away to the enchanting realm of **Roseland**! A place where every melody is a rose in a musical bouquet, and the harmonies bloom with a fragrant blend of whimsy and wonder.

 

[berlyda]

Next, let's embark on a lyrical journey to the land of **Endórë**! A nation where every song is an epic tale of musical adventure, and the melodies are like a passport to a world of sonic marvels.

Then, we have the enigmatic and mysterious **Bagrovor**, a nation that's got us all guessing with their musical riddles and perplexing harmonies. And don't forget **Tanoiro**, where every note is played on a kazoo and dance moves range from charmingly bizarre to impressively improbable.

Now, it's time to shimmy our way over to **Calypso**, a tropical paradise where the rhythm never stops and the palm trees have been known to bust a move. And speaking of moves, let's not overlook **Illumia**, a land where interpretive dance and disco beats come together in a dazzling display of glitter and groove.

Ahoy there, mateys! Get ready to set sail with the **New Bander State**, a nation that turns every sea shanty into a chart-topping hit. And from the high seas to the mystical forests of **Slagensala**, where woodland creatures are known to join in on the musical fun with their own unique instruments – think squirrels playing the maracas.

But wait, it's time to welcome the living dead – give it up for **Zombira**! These musical zombies bring a whole new meaning to "undead beats." And speaking of fiery performances, behold the fiery furnace of creativity that is **Fierraria**, a land where pyrotechnics and power chords collide in a symphony of controlled chaos.

Now, direct your attention to the ever-passionate **Fervorosia**, a nation that insists on singing all their songs while riding unicycles, juggling flaming torches. And here comes **Pen Island**, where the pen is mightier than the sword, and lyrics are scrawled with inky finesse.

Make way for the grand and glorious **Griffin Empire**, where anthems are belted out by majestic creatures with feathers and fangs. And from the land of linguistic tongue-twisters, we present **Öösingimäed**, a nation that challenges even the most seasoned announcers to pronounce its name without a tongue-twist of their own.

Let's get the fiesta started with the ever-vibrant **Balearica Island**, a place where maracas and margaritas go hand in hand. And hold on to your hats as we venture into the upside-down realm of **Reym-L-Dneurb**, where songs are sung in reverse and dance moves defy the laws of physics.

Now, brace yourselves for the enchanting sounds of **Akatsuki**, a nation where every note is accompanied by a ninja flip or a shuriken toss. And from the land of spellbinding sorcery, we have **Šilček**, where wizards and warlocks serenade us with magical melodies.

Prepare to be mystified by **Vylkuzeme**, a nation that communicates entirely in musical puns and instrumental innuendos. And as we continue on our uproarious journey, we encounter the whimsical **New Acadia**, where accordions and bagpipes merge to create a cacophony of comic proportions.

Imagine a place where every melody is woven with threads of refinement and grace, creating a musical tapestry that's as elegant as a ballroom dance and as captivating as a starlit night. **Konthena's** music is like a fine wine, aged to perfection and bursting with complex notes that leave a lasting impression on your senses.

 

[Looren]

"a nation where every note is accompanied by a ninja flip or a shuriken toss"

ChatGPT knows

 

[berlyda]

Ladies and gentlemen, let us not forget the dazzling disco inferno that is **Comino**, a nation where dance floors light up like starry skies. And from the realm of rhythmic riddles, we venture into the land of **Rumia**, where lyrics are as puzzling as Rubik's cubes.

Hold onto your sombreros as we head to the colorful **Xochimilia**, where mariachi bands and marimbas create a cacophony of festive fun. And let's not overlook the majesty of the **Redwood Republic**, where trees harmonize in a symphony of rustling leaves and creaking branches.

From the haunting melodies of **Doire**, where banshees sing backup vocals, to the frosty fjords of **Trollheimr**, where vikings rock out with battle axes in hand, and even to the tongue-twisting land of **Xhuxhmaxhuxh**, where pronouncing the nation's name is a feat in itself – the Nation Song Contest is truly a stage where musical comedy reigns supreme!

Next up, we have the ever-elusive **Insomnéa**! Yes, you heard that right – a nation that refuses to sleep and instead chooses to serenade us with the sweet lullabies of midnight energy drinks and sleep-deprived hallucinations. Truly a marvel of modern insomnia.

Now, brace yourselves for the enchanting sounds of **Sakuralia**, a place where cherry blossoms sing in perfect harmony and anime characters come to life to perform the most dazzling choreography you've never seen outside of your wildest dreams.

And then, behold the great enigma that is **Rahasia-Diati**! Don't bother looking it up; you won't find it on any map. This mysterious land only reveals itself when the moon is full and the unicorns start tap-dancing to the tunes of their own secret society.

But wait, there's more – say hello to the land of **Effiland**, where efficiency reigns supreme and the national anthem is composed entirely of spreadsheets and PowerPoint presentations. It's a whole new level of productive performance, let me tell you.

Hold onto your skepticism hats, because here comes **Ugaly**! A nation that proudly marches to the beat of its own tone-deaf drum, singing out of key and dancing with a commitment that borders on surreal. But hey, they're Ugaly, and they're owning it.

Next up, we've got **Tcher-Racoi**! Now, you might be asking yourself, "Is that a typo?" Nope, it's just a nation that insists on using consonants like they're going out of style and vowels are for mere mortals.

And then, there's **Halito**, a nation that greets us with open arms and catchy melodies. Rumor has it that the national sport of Halito is a synchronized dance-off where no one can keep a straight face. Talk about a warm welcome!

Last but certainly not least, let's give a round of applause to the whimsical **Orangualia**! A nation where everything – and I do mean everything – is orange. From the sunsets to the snacks, Orangualia has found a way to make the color orange an all-encompassing way of life.

So, there you have it, ladies and gentlemen – a lineup of nations that are about to redefine the meaning of musical audacity and linguistic creativity. Stay tuned for the absurd semifinal results that will leave you wondering if you accidentally stumbled into a surrealistic dream world.

 

[Sabrewulf238]

ChatGPT to other nations:

ChatGPT to Dalisska:

It went a lot better than expected!

 

[randajad]

This might be the first time that someone other than me described Griffin Empire as "grand and glorious"

 

[berlyda]

Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for is finally upon us – the nail-biting, heart-pounding unveiling of the nations that have triumphantly secured their spots in the grand finale of the Nation Song Contest! Prepare yourselves for a journey of anticipation, suspense, and of course, some good old-fashioned pontification about each nation that has earned its place in the limelight.

Drumroll, please...

 

[esc87fan]

I love the description of my nation, kawaii!

 

[randajad]

Drumroll, please...

 

[berlyda]

**SONG 01**
Ah, yes, their ethereal harmonies have cast a spell over the semifinals, captivating our hearts and leaving us yearning for more. Their music is like a gentle breeze that carries us to a realm of serenity and tranquility. Will they claim victory in the final? Only time will tell.

 

[Veronika]

Great descriptions!
is here!

 

[pyryniemi]

 

[berlyda]

**Serenes!**

**SONG 02**
What can we say about this nation? Their energy is simply contagious, and their music has ignited a fire of passion within our souls. With each beat, they've managed to strike a chord deep within us, turning the semifinal stage into a blazing inferno of musical delight.

 

[Looren]

Congrats Serenes

 

[Canuck]

I’ve asked GPT-4 to create a poem summing up the semi-finals

Szimbaya's knights and Tamausia's blend,
Cydoni-Gibberia's sides, where do they end?
Tír an Abhainn's tongue-twist, Aimūlli's aim so true,
Mormadorei's cha-cha, EchseNam's cryptic clue.

Biflovatia's bounces, Begonia's fragrant breeze,
Moisantia's questions, Cherniya's hidden ease,
A great semifinal, a spectacle of sound,
A stage of audacity, where creativity was found.

From kingdom to comino, from republic to land,
A thrilling journey, so vibrant and grand,
A myriad of nations in musical embrace,
The first semifinal, a mesmerizing place.

With humor and wit, with charm and with style,
The Nation Song Contest made us all smile,
A night to remember, a dream come alive,
A celebration of music, where joy did thrive.

 

[berlyda]

**Fervorosia!**

**SONG 03**
Ah, the zesty zestiness of this nation! Their melodies are as vibrant as their namesake color, and their performances have left us all feeling delightfully citrusy. Will their tunes continue to peel away the competition in the final, or will they find themselves juiced out of the running?