Worst Engrish of 2014

[doctormalisimo]

"undo my sad" comes to mind. And possibly the Albanian entry if I could understand a word she sings.

 

[FoxOfShadows]

The whole of Sebalter's song Won't stop me loving it though

 

[Romeo]

Row like a lion
mirrow
some parts I don't know what he is saying

 

[12Points]

AMAZING LIE FTW!!!!! xhbang

 

[revallsay]

mirrow

that's a common mistake people make, especially in Poland

I don't know if it's mistake, but I don't like the way sings mercy, it's weird for my ear.

 

[DannyDS]

undo my sad :?

 

[CaraMia]

"Undo my sad" definitely. This sentence just wins the trophy. Other singers may mispronounce or something, but they still have the sentences in correct English.

 

[Mrm]

The worst English accent is Cristina Scarlat - Moldova!
Belarus and Russia are better in this aspect than they used to be, the same goes for Ukraine..

 

[Romeo]

Standing wit my girls at bar

 

[IanP]

I can't understand much of what Aram MP3 says, even though I like the song.

 

[revallsay]

in there's a part I wanna be your candidate. I don't know if it's me, but I always hear I wanna be your candy date

 

[birthday]

In Armenia's song, when he sings "the strongest wind into breeze" I always hear "the strongest wind into piss" and can't help but laugh I love the song though!
The lyrics to Something Better are quite senseless too for most parts, "even human bound people rolling dice" there must be something I'm missing there because I can't quite get the lyrics. But I love that song too hahah

 

[aardvark]

In Cheesecake when he sings "I don't wanna be your toy perhaps" it sounds like "I don't wanna be your twirpy hats". Also Sebalter's pronunciation is very bad "Row like a lie on" and it ruins the song for me. Hersi is completely incomprehensible, which is a real shame, as I actually enjoy the song quite a lot.
"Undo my sad" is just an inexcusable crime.

 

[greece]

Actaully I adore all these "bad english" songs and the singers....Actually they are the only songs that I can understand a part of the lyrics with the first listening

 

[ClassifiedCat]

In Armenia's song, when he sings "the strongest wind into breeze" I always hear "the strongest wind into piss" and can't help but laugh I love the song though!
The lyrics to Something Better are quite senseless too for most parts, "even human bound people rolling dice" there must be something I'm missing there because I can't quite get the lyrics. But I love that song too hahah

When I hear that I think it says "This song gets women to piss"

 

[EscGeek]

is an obvious winner here...why is there even a thread? what's to discuss?? (imo)

 

[wyq614]

Azerbaijan

 

[Kaz]

Well, it's not exactly English, but the first line of Hebrew in Same Heart sounds like "I touch your d**k."

 

[Salmon]

In Cheesecake when he sings "I don't wanna be your toy perhaps" it sounds like "I don't wanna be your twirpy hats".

I don't wanna be your trippy hamster date xsing

 

[EscGeek]

I understood "I don't wanna be a toy in your hands today...." xsing (in the old version)