Not my mum since she stopped watching sadly - despite being the one who introduced me to ESC in 2009 in the first place - but my cousin has watched the SF1 and these are some of her reviews:

"oh cool; iceland not beating the husavik allegations"

she started washing her hair during this, the scandal. "oh..." that's it! smh.

literally no reaction whatsoever

"TOMMY ESPRESSO MACHIATTO YOU CAN DO THIS" she continued writing me the lyrics

"do they have the budget for this?" "pink, i like it"

"this is the favourite??? what" "catchy, not a winner, but catchy"

"salvador dali (sic) kind of vibe?" "interesting"

"gorgeous postcard" "you go armor guy" "Kyle I like you" "oh i saw that awkward moment with the drag queen on tiktok"

"very 2000s" "his costume reminds me of Kelly Rowland"

"what the hell just happened" "what's that voice" "how long will the show run? im getting tired"

"spagheeeeetttii" "tutta l'italiaaaa" "look, Fontana di trevi we'll see it in August"

"the guy reminds me of a Loredana song" "quite strange"

"French?? Why?" "This is the level of French I can speak too - Cest la vie Cest comme si.."

"I feel like I'm watching a horror movie" "now a really bad movie' "oh look a snake"

"Cyprus reminds me of our 2003 entry with the barrels" "YAY THE LAST ONE I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO SLEEP" "ok nothing special"