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NSC 217: 𝕔ööÖösingimäed - DRAW REVEALED - LL & Show to come Wednesday, The Tenth of May

iowacorn

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Welcome to your favourite Night Ham Hills
for the two hundred and seventeenth edition of
the Nation Pigeon Song Contest
in cöööööÖösingimäed ::oos


Send your entries to @iowacorn via PM by May 8th @ 23:59 CET
&
Feed the birds while you're at it

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Talking about pigeons, last Thursday morning I saw bird poo in the corner of the room that I use as gym, office and it's also cat's bedroom. I thought maybe a swallow entered the room and left. Then, in the afternoon, I was in the kitchen and I heard steps, I turned and what I saw? A pigeon walking from that room and going to the living room. It went under the couch. It couldn't fly because its one wing was hurt, and it was inside the house from the previous day and I saw in all corners of the room that it was full of pigeon poo. I didn't know what to do, but then I remembered there's bird rescue team and I found their phone number, I called and in about 20 minutes they came and got it to take care of it. Too bad that I didn't take a picture.
 
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@EurovisionSmile have you confirmed?

Talking about pigeons, last Thursday morning I saw bird poo in the corner of the room that I use as gym, office and it's also cat's bedroom. I thought maybe a swallow entered the room and left. Then, in the afternoon, I was in the kitchen and I heard steps, I turned and what I saw? A pigeon walking from that room and going to the living room. It went under the couch. It couldn't fly because its one wing was hurt, and it was inside the house from the previous day and I saw in all corners of the room that it was full of pigeon poo. I didn't know what to do, but then I remembered there's bird rescue team and I found their phone number, I called and in about 20 minutes they came and got it to take care of it. Too bad that I didn't take a picture.

Story of my damn life. Every year from late spring and on, when the weather becomes hot and therefore i keep the windows open i am hunting pigeons that invade my appartment non-stop. And it's not always funny. I mean, it's annoying going to the kitchen for a couple of minutes to make some coffee and go back to the bedroom only to witness a pigeon standing on your desk, having stolen your biscuit and also taken a shit on it.
 
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::end national broadcaster's reputation utterly ruined!

After almost a decade of selecting internally, ::end's national broadcaster gave in to public demand and finally organized a full national selection, abandonning the miserable excuse also known as "lack of funding".
The competition however did not go nearly as smoothly as everyone was hoping for; indeed, the Head of Delegation entered a last minute wildcard in the form of a young lady contestant presenting an uptempo banger. Rumours about corruption being involved got fuelled with the eventual results. The jury panel fully backed HoD's wildcard and tanked George, our overwhelming televote favourite who'd competed with a song expected to become one of ::end's timeless classics - Holubí Dům (The Pigeon House). Eventually, the jury interference demoted George into the runner up position.
So far, no amount of shame, petition signatures nor public manifestations in front of the headquarters seems to move the broadcaster, who is firmly determined to send the slutty bop sung in a language majority of our nation does not understand. The HoD refused our request for further comments, affirming that "Broadcaster's grounds are nobody's dovecote. Slay, queen!". For how long should this parody of a hobbit being remain in his influential position... remains to be seen.
George himself seems rather unphased about the situation, quoting his need to move on and compose new music in the comfort of his farm where he also enjoys gardening as a favourite part time hobby. George's agent however does not share the same serenity of mind and confirmed a lawyer to be looking into the case, pondering legal action.
We shall keep our esteemed readers informed about any further development. For now, give it up for George, our new celebrity!

 
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