Name non Eurovision songs that would most likely win Eurovision every year if they competed

[lavieenrose]

David Bowie - Life on Mars?

One of the most beautiful songs and compositions I have ever heard in my entire life.

Would smash the jury, and I always say that the Eurovision televote loves a weird little glamrock alien, and no one maxes out weird, little, glamrock, and alien more than David Bowie...

 

[macmillanandwife]

#eurodab, easily.

 

[seriouslyscratchy1]

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