Croatia CROATIA 2025 - Marko Bošnjak - Poison Cake

[ESC United Mod Team]

 

[ESC94]

Since I had to work very long today this will be a short review.

I give a . I like the verses a lot and the tension that´s built there, but then we get this strange part that sounds like a song for children where he´s counting ingredients for a cakte, the chorus is also not that pleasant in my ears. Then it´s repeating again and in the end Marko who actually has a nice voice screams a bit too much for me.

All in all a bit too disharmonious to give this a higher ranking, but it´s still not terrible for me. I think the country can qualify for the final, but Lasagnas success won´t be matched by light years.

 

[Citelis]

Beyond any imagination horrible song. You totally earned my last place of the year!

 

[Marko279]

with every new listening it gets a little better

 

[Alcatraz]

O pts.

Not because the song is awful (the song is awful) but how it was chosen. This is not people's choice and I'll never support this kind of nonsense.

ABOLISH
THE
JURY!

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So you agree that ESC should be hosted by Croatia this year.

 

[Sammy]

The song reminds me of what I hear, when people sitting next to me in the bus watching tiktok without earphones: every five seconds you hear a mutilated piece of something before it is quickly exchanged for the next one. Nothing sounds interesting, all of it together sounds annoying and nothing fits together. But hey - perhaps that's what people like about it because it matches their behavior of media consumption.

 

[Yazy]

The song reminds me of what I hear, when people sitting next to me in the bus watching tiktok without earphones: every five seconds you hear a mutilated piece of something before it is quickly exchanged for the next one. Nothing sounds interesting, all of it together sounds annoying and nothing fits together. But hey - perhaps that's what people like about it because it matches their behavior of media consumption.

An extra reason why I cannot connect to this concoction of an entry...

And I´m saying this as an internet addict myself. But I feel like a complete outsider listening to this.

I really don´t like bringing in age difference when it comes to making arguments. The "my generation" and "your generation" type of stuff.

But damn this entry is making it so hard for me to resist the temptation.

 

[MAD20]

The live performance for this song needs a strong revamp, but the song itself is not that bad. People were expecting a Baby Lasagna 2.0 and of course it didn't happen. It's a for me.

 

[Ewigkeit]

This sounds like something Eterland would have sent to NSC. So cute. points.