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18th December 2011, 02:19
Because the lighter side of the news is better than all the dreary economic and political stuff :D

::uk Apple rain in British town
http://www.newstoday.co.uk/3773/2011/12/its-raining-apples/ (http://www.newstoday.co.uk/3773/2011/12/its-raining-apples/)

::us Man arrested after light saber attack
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8391285/man-arrested-over-light-saber-attack (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8391285/man-arrested-over-light-saber-attack)

::uk Olympic sprinter raises sponsorship on eBay
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/17/us-olympics-britain-ebay-idUSTRE7BG0L920111217 (http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/17/us-olympics-britain-ebay-idUSTRE7BG0L920111217)

Singapore invaded by shirtless men
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/15/us-singapore-shirtless-idUSTRE7BE0BP20111215 (http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/15/us-singapore-shirtless-idUSTRE7BE0BP20111215)

19th December 2011, 17:58
::il Some Israeli guy changed his name to Mark Zuckerberg to make Facebook angry! :D

19th December 2011, 18:43

One thief stole bagful of meat from one old lady. The lady refused to go to police and claimed that "The god will punish that thief" :lol:

19th December 2011, 19:02
::uk - Police arrested a Christmas tree thief - after following a trail of pine needles to his front door.

::uk - Toddlers have been told to stop making a 'diamond' star sign while singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star - in case they offend deaf people.

::es - A Spanish village that was painted blue for The Smurfs 3D movie is to keep the colour after an unexpected tourism boom.

20th December 2011, 18:33
::us X-Men Origins: Wolverine pirate jailed (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16262412)

20th December 2011, 19:02
::us A FedEx delivery man who threw a computer monitor over a fence rather than take it to the front door has been caught in the act by an unhappy customer.

::fr French police are on the hunt for a man in his forties who has held up a series of bakeries in Paris suburbs stealing croissants.

::uk Squirrel spotted making a snow ball


21st December 2011, 22:03
According to CzechPosition.com, the results of the Czech Republic's new census show that 15,070 citizens claim Knights of the Jedi as their religion.

Mexico is planning to capitalise on predictions of an apocalypse next year by encouraging a tourism boom in areas occupied by the ancient Mayans.

After the success of the deep fried Mars Bar, chefs in Scotland have devised the ultimate high-calorie snack with deep fried butter balls.

21st December 2011, 22:14
::ca Man drives 225 miles with dead wife in the car

::uk Girl threatens to kill Santa if he doesnt deliver her Justin Bieber for Christmas

22nd December 2011, 02:44

I didn't know where to post it so I'll just do it here. It's not exactly news, but it's quite funny.

Anyway, somebody discovered an episode from American sitcom from 1984, where there is a character who's from Estonia. And he speaks Estonian quite well, but of course with very noticeable accent.


Nowadays we tend to come up in American TV shows and films every now and then, but what amazes me the most is that this episode is from 1984, when we had been under the Soviet occupation for over 40 years, it was before perestroika, glasnost, etc. How the heck did they come up with an idea of a character being from Estonia???

22nd December 2011, 18:41
::nl Dutch Cannibalism: Broadcaster BNN To Air Men Eating Each Other's Human Flesh xpuke That's not funny anymore, but even then I post it here.

22nd December 2011, 19:17
Cabin crew from a Philippine airliner who danced to fame after incorporating Lady Gaga into their safety demo have learnt a new routine set to Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas.
LINK (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/8973157/Dancing-cabin-crew-return-with-Christmas-safety-demo.html)

A historical campaign group has launched a 50,000 bid to have the world famous Uffington White Horse made into a unicorn.
LINK (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8973205/Was-Uffington-White-Horse-really-a-unicorn.html)

Police are seeking to dissuade people from drinking too much over the festive period by releasing CCTV footage of an inebriated woman accidentally rolling under a train at Barnsley station.
LINK (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8972103/Police-release-CCTV-footage-of-drunk-woman-rolling-under-train-in-Barnsley-station.html)

22nd December 2011, 19:45
Pupil stole a tram and worked on it for 40 minutes

26th January 2012, 01:38
British porn star Keiran Lee has insured his penis for $1million/640000 with Lloyd's of London :lol:

23rd March 2012, 23:00
During a medal ceremony at a sports event in Kuwait, they played a Borat song for the national anthem of Kazakhstan :lol:


27th April 2012, 18:42
I had to share this:

Headline: 'Man arrested to Ejaculating on Woman Riding the T' (note: 'the T' is the name for the subway in Boston, USA)


29th April 2012, 17:24
::pl 'Polish dentist removes all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumps her'

26th September 2012, 00:33
The Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, is at #65 in the United Kingdom's mid-week charts, with his single "Sorry" :lol:


24th February 2013, 20:23
A Freedom of Information request has revealed that in the Houses of Parliament, Members of Parliament and Peers (members of the House of Lords) accessed gay cruising websites 3459 times and porn websites 2459 times between May 2011 and July 2012 :lol:.

24th February 2013, 20:56
A Freedom of Information request has revealed that in the Houses of Parliament, Members of Parliament and Peers (members of the House of Lords) accessed gay cruising websites 3459 times and porn websites 2459 times between May 2011 and July 2012 :lol:.

LOL! Busteeeeed :lol: