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aletem
23rd March 2011, 05:42
I know Milos did an amazing job with an Armenian entry (was it 2009?), so I decided to open a thread and well... let's be creative!! :mrgreen: This thread is about fun versions of the songs. You can make one on your own and we can see how creative you are etc.
It is nothing outrageous. Just for fun (so don't get mad). :)

Anyway, here is my version (not full, but I did the best I could) of the Croatian song "Celebrate". I love this song, but I was inspired to make one fuuun version of it. :mrgreen:


Monday, my day,
Exhausted like a street light,
Let's go and hit the next pub,
I wanna get drunk

Get your, fat aasss
And go and get me a Heineken beer,
Join me on this wooden table,
Befooore I gooo home

Salad break, every afternoon for lunch,
Escape from my boss, shop in a store,
Nothing can stop me now
Salad break, eating in my car for lunch,
Escape from my boss, shop in a store,
In a clothing galaxy

Naked, showering,
I am singing this under the moon light
A thousand teens are watching me, some are taking picturees

I dooon’t caaare,
If they are watching me naked,
As long as they have a good time,
So they can enjoy life

Salad break, every afternoon for lunch,
Escape from my boss, shop in a store,
Nothing can stop me now
Salad break, eating in my car for lunch,
Escape from my boss, shop in a store,
In a clothing galaxy.

I'll make one of Macedonia (this one will be bilingual) and Armenia soon. :mrgreen:

r3gg13
23rd March 2011, 05:57
Oh this sounds so fun! I'm gonna try one soon... Hungary or Armenia maybe :D

FallenAngelII
23rd March 2011, 14:37
Too bad I los the lyrics to my parody of "Make My Day" (FYR Macedonia's 2005 entry, I believe) where I made fun of what a bad song and singer they had.

Milos-BC
23rd March 2011, 16:00
Hahaha, great idea aletem :lol: Yes, actually that was the Armenian entry from 2008 (If I remember correctly it was "Sale Sale" in my version xrofl3).

I'll make some fun versions of several entries soon :p

And these lyrics of "Celebrate" are actually the best xrofl3

Matt
23rd March 2011, 16:38
A couple of days we had a conversation in the swedish thread about the random lyrics of "Popular" so I posted some random lines and ended up writing a full song. So here it is:

MATT'S RENDITION OF "POPULAR"

Don't say that the couch's uncomfortable cause I know it's comfortable.
Though you say that you will never pay,
I can say you will one day
I can say you will one dayyyyy!

You'll buy the soft sofa, you'll buy the soft sofa
soon you'll sit in the soft sofa
It's blue and not too big, it's yours so get it, quick
Hot chicks like guys with soft sofas.

You’ll throw your hands up in the light,
“I’m gonna steal the couch tonight”
You’ll steal the soft sofa, you’ll steal the soft sofa
You’ll gonna get the soft sofa.

Spread the news, you gonna do it right.
You're at the store, late at night.
Stole the couch but the police was there.
Took you downtown, it's just not fair
in a cell, the couch's not theeeeerrre!

You have no soft Sofa, you have no soft Sofa
Just metal chairs, no soft sofa
You're bed is hard as stone, no TV and no phone
You wish you had your soft sofa.

You’ll throw your hands up in the light,
But won’t be sleeping well at night.
You you have no soft sofa, you have no soft sofa
Enjoy the jail without the soft sofa

r3gg13
26th March 2011, 06:56
I have my own version of Boom Boom but I'm hesitant on posting :lol:

Isabella
27th March 2011, 00:34
^ Post it, I'm curious :D

Great job aletem and Matt :lol:
If I get inspiration, maybe I post my version :mrgreen:

Kryptonite
27th March 2011, 09:17
Yeah, post it r3gg13! :D

r3gg13
27th March 2011, 09:29
I hope no one gets offended, this is only for fun :lol: I only have the first half of the song so far. I'll get it done eventually :lol: Enjoy!

Boom boom

Her legs and thighs are fancy, long, they are for running
But you are still complaining – ay ay ay
Her neck is so so so so inviting, why are we just lying?
We really should get naked n – ay ay ay- ked

Come and take my clothes away, now don't be shy (Don't be shy)
And let's try to hold our beers high (beers high)

Boom boom, waka waka, your ass makes that sound-a, sound-a
Boom boom, waka waka, my face is red-a, red-a
I wanna say one thing is true (true)
I'm in bed with you.

Boom boom, clap-a clap-a, your ass makes me wanna, wanna
Boom boom, truck-a truck-a, your face is like-a like-a
I wanna say that one thing is blue (blue)
Lena's underwear was blue.

I know you got me spinning, I wanna stay for a few nights
So there's no gigs tonight – ay ay ayt
Now tonight, we can try, throw eggs to the sky- aaaay aaay.
Just you and I – ay ay ay ay

aletem
27th March 2011, 09:48
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have to modify my Armenian version.

Milos-BC
29th March 2011, 10:08
I'll soon my post my version of "Boom Boom". I hope no one gets offended, the lyrics and the point are.......hm, nasty, but I'll try to soft it "a bit" xrofl3

r3gg13
29th March 2011, 17:23
Go Milos!! :D I'm gonna make a new version of Celebrate whenever I have free time :D

Steffan
29th March 2011, 17:58
My version of Celebrate...

Creme Brulee

Kitchen, my place
There I find, my embrace
My stove comes there to hug me
I leave the troubles behind
(Oooh)
Put your spoons up
Let the taste take over your gut
I'll Bake here until I die
Not caring 'bout my weigh

Ref:
Creme Brulee
You're my favorite thing to bake
I put in a bit of egg yolks
Which will please all the folks
Put it in hot water now
Creme Brulee
You're my favorite thing to bake
Put in a quart of heavy cream
For this magic flavored dream
In my magical oven here

My home
Dinner's here
You all know my meals are so top tier
A thousand forks are clinging
‘Till the stomach's full
(Oooh)
Put your spoons up
Let the taste take over your gut
Dig in, you’ll have a good time
The meal of your life

Ref.

Just in eatin’ and burpin’ and burpin’ , digestin'
This food will heal your soul
Let’s bow to the taste and flavors all around
Until we can't take no more
(Oooh, oooh)

Ref.

Creme Brulee!


Pretty bad but I'm working on becoming better ^^

r3gg13
29th March 2011, 18:05
^ Not bad at all Steffan. I actually laughed in person when I read creme brulee. I could imagine Daria dancing and eating creme brulee at the same time, your version is pretty funny :lol:

Isabella
29th March 2011, 18:45
Great versions Reggie and Steffan :lol: I had a good laugh :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

94ayd
29th March 2011, 20:16
Keep them coming! :lol: I, especially enjoyed the "Celebrate" one. Doesn't "Bake a Cake" sound better, though? :lol:

doctormalisimo
29th March 2011, 20:23
This is my version of ::es's version of Que me quiten lo bailao called 'He perdido mis llaves'. It's only the first verse and chorus (I may finish it). Sorry for the bad language, but it just seems to fit. Some people wont like this because I've turned a happy song into something angry and with lots of swearing, but enjoy :)

Oh oh oh oh oh oh no
Oh oh oh oh oh oh no

I can not find, I can not find my motherfucking keys

Where'd my keys go, have you seen them?
I just left them on the table
I just put them down beside the lampshade
I left my handbag in the car
I need to get them quickly
I need to get them now, right this second, right now
What to do? What am I going to do now, really?
I'm fucked right now, I need to go somewhere, I need them right now.
Where did my car keys go?

Oh oh oh oh oh no no
Oh oh oh oh oh no no

I can not find, I can not find my motherfucking keys

Milos-BC
31st March 2011, 15:53
Great covers doctormalisimo and Stefan as well :lol:

r3gg13
1st April 2011, 07:22
Great one Doc! I have an idea for "Celebrate", which one do you wanna see guys, "Microwave" or "She's so Great" which is pretty much a song about Ani Lorak? Your choice :D

Steffan
1st April 2011, 12:41
Microwaveeee ^^ That would be cool :)

StellaStai
1st April 2011, 15:11
May i post it here...? If not, it's ok Matt or sombody else deleting this post... :)

It's April fools day, though.. :lol:

http://www.diggiloo.net/?2011

r3gg13
1st April 2011, 16:58
Microwaveeee ^^ That would be cool :)

Alright! I'll do that this weekend :lol:

94ayd
1st April 2011, 17:39
Oh, yeah, I totally love diggiloo.com's special Apirl Fools Day pages! :D

Milos-BC
1st April 2011, 22:14
Now it's time for my long-awaited "softened" version, enjoy :mrgreen: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Emmy - Lick-click

Your "little cowboy" is shooting, my "pizza" is all smoothing
The body is still sweating, ay ay ay
I'm on fire and I'm screaming, you "stabbed him" deep, so I'm singing
La-la-laaaaaaaaaa

Now it's time for me to have a meal (Have a meal)
Instead of a ham, i"ll eat your "sausage", it's no big deeeeaaal (No big deal)

Refrain:

Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
The "liquid" is flying all around (all around)
My "keyboard's" on the ground!

We ate enough, now it's time for "smoking", don't think that I am joking
Who'll go first-you or I - ay ay ay ?
This bed will simply break down, but you prince, you'll be without your "crown" - ay ay ay ay


Now it's time for me to have a meal
Instead of a ham, i"ll eat your "sausage", it's no big deeeeaaal

Refrain 2x:

Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
The "liquid" is flying all around (all around)
My "keyboard" on the ground!

Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
The "liquid" is flying all around (all around)
My "keyboard's" on the ground!


You passed the exam honey
you crushed my "turtle-shell" (and without a vibrator)
But I'm a bad student, so hold your "Dicky" tiiiiiight (Dicky tight)

Refrain 2x

Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
The "liquid" is flying all around (all around)
My "keyboard's" on the ground!

Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
The "liquid" is flying all around (all around)
My "keyboard's" on the ground!

The End :mrgreen:

94ayd
2nd April 2011, 00:58
By softened you mean soft porn? :lol:

aletem
2nd April 2011, 02:14
Lol @ those versions! :lol: Milos you should repost "Sale, sale". That was epic! :mrgreen: :lol:

r3gg13
2nd April 2011, 03:53
@Milos, that's epically funny! Sausage :lol:

Milos-BC
2nd April 2011, 09:49
By softened you mean soft porn? :lol:

Nooo, where did you see that :rolleyes:


Milos you should repost "Sale, sale". That was epic!

Indeed, though I'll have to find it first :lol: But it was the most appreciated cover that I worked on so far :lol:

And thanks Reggie :D More of them will come soon, though I had an inspiration for Emmy the most, but I have inspiration for several others as well :p

lucian-crusher
7th April 2011, 17:30
I know it should be about Eurovision 2011 songs but this is what poped into my mind in ,,Fairytale":

,,I'm in love with a Barbie girl
Eventough it costs
And I don't care if I lose my money
I'm already broke" :lol:

94ayd
7th April 2011, 23:19
xrofl3

r3gg13
8th April 2011, 07:54
I know it should be about Eurovision 2011 songs but this is what poped into my mind in ,,Fairytale":

,,I'm in love with a Barbie girl
Eventough it costs
And I don't care if I lose my money
I'm already broke" :lol:

LMAO!! Funny!

Conductor
9th April 2011, 15:59
In Slovenia we already have fun version of No one related to the new videospot.

http://www.radio1.si/strani/Oddaje.aspx?ID=10462

Text in english:
Hey, watch it, Keuc is coming!
*diffrent ninja sounds*
That day I collected mushrooms,
went around and stared on the ground.
Someone picked all mushrooms already,
he came very early in the morning.
This happend just to me.
I don't go back without them.
No. I will pick them now,
I rather die, I rather die.
See there is one jerk,
get lost boy, this is my terrain.
Mushrooms and all those dry branches.
F**k, here is one on the ground.
He looks really weird, then he jupmed from the leaves.
I am very calm. Is anybody still here?
********************, badboys picked them all,
what are you staring at me, get out!
Get lost away!
This is my forest and those are my mushrooms.
This kids are really anoying to me,
they follow me just behind my ass.
OO, finally I came out the forest.
Here is forest glade,
here are mushrooms!
Here are mushrooms!
Here are always mushrooms!

aletem
12th April 2011, 23:17
^ :lol: That doesn't sound depressing at all. :mrgreen: