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Alexu
17th June 2010, 14:34
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Not many things to say, just follow the steps and find your sentence, than post here, and have fun! :lol:

P.S. At step 2, the day 31 says : A fat guy

Alexu
17th June 2010, 14:35
My sentence:

I got married with Santa Claus because I'm sexy! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bonnie
17th June 2010, 14:40
I need a dog because that's what I am!!!

O-M-G :lol: :mrgreen:

Alexu
17th June 2010, 14:41
^ :lol: :lol: this game is so funny :D

Matt
17th June 2010, 14:48
I did a blowjob to Madonna because I was horny :shock:

wittgenstein
17th June 2010, 14:49
I fucked Barney the Dinousaur because I hate my life.

who is Barney??? :lol:

Matt
17th June 2010, 14:58
I fucked Barney the Dinousaur because I hate my life.

who is Barney??? :lol:

http://blog.cleveland.com/top_entertainment/2007/10/medium_barney.jpg

He's very famous here in the US

AlekS
17th June 2010, 14:58
I smoked weed with a monkey because I have perfect Abs


mine is lame :( :lol:

Anjeza
17th June 2010, 14:59
I smoked weed with George Bush because I hate my life.

WTF??? :shock: But I like this game :lol:

Alexu
17th June 2010, 14:59
omg :lol: :lol: :lol:

AlekS
17th June 2010, 15:01
I did a blowjob to Madonna because I was horny :shock:
is it true that she has big balls? :o
:lol: :oops:

MyHeartIsYours
17th June 2010, 15:03
I stabbed an egg because I stink :lol: :lol: :lol:

ParadiseES
17th June 2010, 15:33
I shot a cookie jar because I'm gay.....

hmmm... :lol: :lol:

goktengri
17th June 2010, 16:14
I pissed on a prostitute because I'm sexy :o

DoctorX
17th June 2010, 16:22
I got married with an old man because i hate my life :lol:

Blush
17th June 2010, 16:46
I stabbed your grandmother because i smoked crack :lol:

Blush
17th June 2010, 16:47
too bad u can play it only once :lol:

ParadiseES
17th June 2010, 17:09
too bad u can play it only once :lol:

You can always change your T-shirt!!! :lol:

I have one similar game, but the sentences are in different order, but it's in Spanish and I'm lazy to translate it all :lol:
I also have a different one where you have to write a letter :lol:

wittgenstein
17th June 2010, 17:11
I fucked Barney the Dinousaur because I hate my life.

who is Barney??? :lol:

http://blog.cleveland.com/top_entertainment/2007/10/medium_barney.jpg

He's very famous here in the US

OMG.
:mrgreen:

Israeliboy
17th June 2010, 17:28
I killed a nazi because that's what I am.
:D I don't think so :lol:

Stella
17th June 2010, 18:24
I got married with a drunk Mexican because I'm gay :lol: :lol: :lol: And when you think I'm a girl :lol:

Isabella
17th June 2010, 18:32
I pissed on a drunk Mexican because I smoked crack :lol: :lol: :lol:

94ayd
17th June 2010, 19:12
I did a blowjob to a horse because that's what I am. :lol: :lol: :lol: Bad luck with the T-shirt. If I was still wearing the one from 2 hours ago it would be I did a blowjob to a horse because I smoked crack. which would've sounded more logical and not as disgusting. :lol: What the hell does a T-Shirt with a colour of squares mean? :lol:

vatroslav_cro
17th June 2010, 20:58
I fucked Madonna because my friends told me to do it!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :o :o :o :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

tararararam........ :D

Alexu
17th June 2010, 21:36
I fucked Madonna because my friends told me to do it!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :o :o :o :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

tararararam........ :D


:lol: :lol: :lol: who's next? Lady Gaga? :mrgreen:

vatroslav_cro
17th June 2010, 22:37
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
How did you guess????????????? 8-) :lol: :D
Ra ra aha ah ha...roma roma mah... ga ga oooh la la.... want her bad romaaaaaaance:)........... ;)

Milos-BC
18th June 2010, 09:10
I need a piece of s.hit because I smoked crack :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

alca
18th June 2010, 10:07
I stabbed your grandmother because i smoked crack :lol:
The only one that makes sense! :lol:

I smoked weed with a black guy because I'm sexy :mrgreen:

No Name
18th June 2010, 15:09
I stabbed a robot because that's what I am

(Sadly my true identity on the forum as spybot was revealed :lol: )

Etl
18th June 2010, 23:12
I need a monkey because I am single.

lol

Alexu
18th June 2010, 23:16
I need a monkey because I am single.

lol


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm sure u'll find something better than a monkey! :lol:

Jukica
19th June 2010, 00:49
I fucked a nazi because I'm sexy

hmmm :lol:

Great idea Aleks :D

EDIT: I found same one in Croatian, with different phrases :lol: I'll try to translate and post it :D

Liam
19th June 2010, 14:06
I did a blowjob to a bowl of cereal because i'm sexy and single! :mrgreen:

Don't judge me, bitches ;)

Jukica
19th June 2010, 14:34
I found one more game :lol: (I'll post one more after I'll translate it)

Choose your birth month

01 -I ate
02 - I banged
03 - I ran naked with
04 - i smoked with
05 - I ran shirtless with
06 - I beat
07 - I cuddled with
08 - I needed
09 - I shot
10 - I shanked
11 - I stabbed
12 - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my bestfriend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boyfriend
25 -a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - ur grandma
31 - a mop

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because hoes keep stealin my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I'm a soldier boi

Liam
19th June 2010, 14:36
I stabbed the trojan man because I'm sexy like that :mrgreen:

Jukica
19th June 2010, 14:36
I needed a bowl of cereal because I have AMAZING boobs :lol: :lol:

Scooby
19th June 2010, 14:41
I needed a bowl of cereal because I have AMAZING boobs :lol: :lol:

Same at me! :lol:

I feel very very happy, because the capital of Cameroon is Yaoundé

ParadiseES
19th June 2010, 15:41
I smooked with ur grandma because hoes keeps stealing my tacos...


(????)

alca
19th June 2010, 16:45
I ran shirtless with a french fry because I'm sexy like that! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Matt
19th June 2010, 16:55
I stabbed your mom because I've got abs

aletem
19th June 2010, 18:34
:lol: :mrgreen: :lol: wow

I killed a black guy because I hate my life. :lol: :lol: :lol:

or from the ones Jukica has: I beat a french fry because I'm a pimp xrofl3 xrofl3 xrofl3 xrollinglol

MyHeartIsYours
19th June 2010, 23:59
I shanked my bestfriend because I'm a pimp :lol: :lol:

94ayd
20th June 2010, 01:56
Juki's: I stabbed some crack heads because I smoked crack (what does orange have to do with that?! :lol: ) :? :lol: . Had it been some hours ago, it would've looked like this: I stabbed some crack heads because I'm sexy like that... :lol: Even less sense than the first one.

ParadiseES
20th June 2010, 17:29
I finally found the one I had, but I randomized the answers, cause I wanted to have a new sentence :lol:
Also I changed some Spanish things for some international ones, so everyone know them :mrgreen:

January -I had a romantic dinner with
February - I sang "Aserejé" to
March - I kicked
April - I had sex with
May - I ran away from
June - I took off my pants in front of
July - I loved
August - I danced with
September - I wanked thinking of
October - I leaped on
November - I shouted to
December - I wanted to marry


1- a sweaty sock
2- Verka Serdushka
3- a cucumber
4- a dirty old man
5- a colourful fish
6- a baseball bat
7- a telephone with a Spice Girls' ringtone
8- a garbage can
9- George Bush
10- a paperclip
11- my horny neighbor
12- a squirell
13- a seagull
14- a kamasutra book
15- a mp3 player
16- a hairy and "one eyebrowed" (?) monster
17- a marker pen
18- a fireman
19- a lettuce
20- your father
21- a soup ladle
22- your mather
23- a gangster
24- a worn condom
25- a cuddly toy
26- a tree in a park full of children
27- a baby
28- a giant mushroom
29- my best friend's boyfriend
30- my most hated professor
31- a japanese woman

T-SHIRT COLOUR
White - because I was late for the Pop Idol casting
Black - because someone told me to do it in exchange for sex
Brown - because I'm a bit retarded
Nothing - because I confused his/her/it with a T-Rex
Pink - because I had my nipples horny-horny
Red - because I'm gay/lesbian
Blue - because I just split up with your cat
Green - because I'm sexy, sexy, sexy and I do whatever I want
Violet - because I love him/her so much
Grey - because I'm like that
Yellow - because I wanted to forget Obama
Orange - because your body odour forced me
Others - because some voices told me to do it

ParadiseES
20th June 2010, 17:32
So mine is: I had sex with my most hated professor because I was late for the Pop-Idol casting.........or I had sex with my most hated professor because I just split up with your cat (my t-shirt is white and blue) :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have another one about writing a letter, but i'll post it in some days 8-)

Scooby
20th June 2010, 18:30
Mine is: I loved a cuddly toy because I'm gay/lesbian :lol:

Isabella
20th June 2010, 18:56
Jukica's: I cuddled with a drink because hoes keep stealin my tacos :lol: :? :lol:

Pablo's: I loved a soup ladle because I was late for the Pop Idol casting :| :lol:

Nothing makes sense :lol:

Jukica
20th June 2010, 19:18
Pablo's one: I danced with a cuddly toy because someone told me to do it in exchange for sex :shock: :lol: :lol:

94ayd
20th June 2010, 19:44
I shouted to a Kamasutra book because your body odour forced me... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

AlekS
20th June 2010, 19:47
I ran away from a sweaty sock because I confused it with a T-Rex


psml :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No Name
20th June 2010, 20:54
Juki's: I shanked my boyfriend because I have amazing boobs and hoes keep stealing my taco's. :D

Pablo's: I leaped on a worn comdom because I was late for the Pop idol casting and because I'm gay. :P


I'm currently wearing the Croatian national football-shirt and it has both red and white squares so I had to pick two colours this time. :P

AlekS
20th June 2010, 21:04
didn't see Juki's :shock:

ok, guys, I'm guilty:

I ran shirtless with my lover because I love marijuana and hoes keep stealin my tacos


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Alexu
20th June 2010, 22:53
pablo's game:

I wanked thinking of a telephone with a Spice Girls' ringtone because I'm sexy, sexy, sexy and I do whatever I want. :shock: :shock: :lol:

Alexu
20th June 2010, 22:55
OMG...I just realized that in the previous games, I got the same thing...."because I'm sexy" :lol: :lol: :lol:

So because I'm sexy I do all the craps... :mrgreen:

Isabella
20th June 2010, 22:56
Juki's: I shanked my boyfriend because I have amazing boobs and hoes keep stealing my taco's. :D

Pablo's: I leaped on a worn comdom because I was late for the Pop idol casting and because I'm gay. :P


I'm currently wearing the Croatian national football-shirt and it has both red and white squares so I had to pick two colours this time. :P

xwoo xwoo xcheer :mrgreen:

ParadiseES
20th June 2010, 22:57
Alex, maybe it's because games are always true! :mrgreen:

No Name
20th June 2010, 23:43
Juki's: I shanked my boyfriend because I have amazing boobs and hoes keep stealing my taco's. :D

Pablo's: I leaped on a worn comdom because I was late for the Pop idol casting and because I'm gay. :P


I'm currently wearing the Croatian national football-shirt and it has both red and white squares so I had to pick two colours this time. :P

xwoo xwoo xcheer :mrgreen:

Which is pretty much the only football-shirt I would dare wearing in everyday-life when I'm not exercising. Much cooler design than most other football-shirts. I love it. :mrgreen:

Jukica
21st June 2010, 00:02
Here is one more :mrgreen: (I translated it from Croatian)

MONTH
January - I spied
February - I loved
March - I sent a message (to)
April - I smoked with
May - I went with
June - I fucked
July - I swallowed
August - I burned
September - I drank withh
October - I woke up by
November - I raped
December - I jumped on the tree

DAY
1 - a mandarin
2 - a trumpet
3 - a Strumf
4 - a cloth
5 - car
6 - entire world
7 - my grandmother
8 - a bottle of vodka
9 - you love
10 - cucumber
11 - car
12 - traffic lights
13 - wood
14 - horse
15 - picture
16 - van
17 - envelope
18 - best friend
19 - chair
20 - saint
21 - pope
22 - toilet
23 - King Kong
24 - porno star
25 - Jesus
26 - iPod
27 - Christmas tree
28 - poop
29 - myself
30 - CD
31 - wig

Colour of your T-Shirt:
Blue - because I'm poor
Green - because I talk to a tree
Pink - because I love Barbies
Yellow - because I haven't shaved
Black - because I'm sexy
White - because it's my hobby
Violet - because I deserved it
Gray - because they love me more than you
Red - because I smoked like crazy
Brown - because I'm horny
Multicolor - because I love ladybird
Orange - because I'm in love
Something else - because I have no life

MyHeartIsYours
21st June 2010, 00:07
I woke up by toilet because they love me more than you... Crazy!! :lol: :lol:

Jukica
21st June 2010, 00:08
I burned Jesus because it's my hobby :lol: :lol:

ParadiseES
21st June 2010, 01:05
I smoked with a CD because I'm poor and because it's my hobby.... :|

aletem
21st June 2010, 05:13
I fucked poop because I love Ladybird. :? :mrgreen: :lol: :lol:

vatroslav_cro
21st June 2010, 10:14
I fucked poop because I love Ladybird.

Aaaaaaaaaa...nasty guy aletem....I didn't know your other side ..... ts ts ts..... :D



I burned Jesus because it's my hobby :lol: :lol:

Hm Dubravka.... :roll:

alca
21st June 2010, 11:51
I went with poop because I'm sexy :?

Matt
21st June 2010, 14:58
I raped myself because I smoked like crazy. 8-)


Yeah, I do that all the time.

94ayd
21st June 2010, 19:39
The lastest one: I raped a horse because I'm in love. :lol:

What can you do when it comes so naturally? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Isabella
21st June 2010, 21:20
I swallowed pope because I deserved it :lol: Crazy!

aletem
21st June 2010, 21:32
The one from Pablo:
I took off my pants in front of a giant mushroom, because some voices told me to do so. :lol: :lol: (Conclusion - I should visit a hospital :mrgreen: :lol: )

Jukica
22nd June 2010, 00:29
The one from Pablo:
I took off my pants in front of a giant mushroom, because some voices told me to do so. :lol: :lol: (Conclusion - I should visit a hospital :mrgreen: :lol: )
:lol: :lol: :lol:

lucian-crusher
3rd July 2010, 13:50
I hate Barney the Dinousaur because I'm ugly! :lol: :lol:

Sean
6th July 2010, 20:48
I pissed on a robot because I was horny :mrgreen:

pyryniemi
13th July 2010, 21:43
-es I had a romantic dinner with Verka Serdushka because I'm a bit retarded
-hr I spied a trumpet because I'm horny
:lol:

Kristi
15th July 2010, 00:27
I love summer because I'm hungry :shock:

DoctorX
15th July 2010, 00:49
I burned Jesus because it's my hobby :lol: :lol:

You're gonna burn ! :twisted:

strajker
15th July 2010, 01:14
(first one at 1st page)

I shot a drunk Mexican because i hate my life.

that one which jukica wrote...

I smoked with pope because i love ladybird.

Salmon
30th June 2011, 14:40
I need a clown because I hate my life.

Not that I would understand that...

Narmina
30th June 2011, 20:30
I did a blowjob to a cookie jar because my friends told me to do it :?

r3gg13
30th June 2011, 20:38
^^ xrofl3 xrofl3

I got married to Barney The Dinosaur because I'm single. This made total sense :lol:

doctormalisimo
30th June 2011, 20:45
I ran naked with a dildo because I was horny :?

Kicker
30th June 2011, 20:55
I got married with a nazi, because I'm sexy :/
and
I shot a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy like that :rolleyes:
and...
I wanked thinking of a cuddly toy because somebody told me to do it in exchange for sex :oops:

escandesc
30th June 2011, 21:01
I fucked Madonna because I'm sexy :shock: :lol: xrofl3

Leaf
17th July 2011, 21:42
I pissed on Michael Jackson because I was horny :o :lol:

roadrunner
18th July 2011, 04:51
I need George Bush because that's what I'm. :lol:

kopachka
18th July 2011, 10:14
I took a crap on your mom because I smoked crack.

Alin
18th July 2011, 13:14
I killed a prostitute because I have perfect abs LOL

Kryptonite
18th July 2011, 13:59
I stabbed Michael Jackson because I'm sexy. :D

Salmon
16th January 2012, 18:16
I found one more game :lol:

There's another one?? :o

I ran naked with a bum because I'm a pimp :mrgreen:

ParadiseES: I kicked a marker pen because I just split up with your cat.
Jukica's second one: I sent a message envelope because I'm poor.

LOHOHOHOL :lol:

amateur
16th January 2012, 22:40
I got married with a puppet because I'm single. :D

And the second:

I shot a golf ball because I'm a soldier boi. :p

kate124
22nd July 2013, 22:19
I killed Madonna, George Bush, a prostitute, a gay, a lebian and a jew because my friends told me to do so. The third part is all rubbish. The words could have been more better than this.

SRBIJA
23rd July 2013, 00:09
I got married with Barney the Dinosaur because I hate my life.

CC92
23rd July 2013, 00:28
I did a blowjob to a travesty because I'm sexy.

nofuxCZ
23rd July 2013, 00:43
I need a piece of sh!t because I have perfect abs xD

Impressive
23rd July 2013, 04:16
I fucked a dog because I stink

xcry

*The last day of wearing a gray t shirt*

justjazzy
23rd July 2013, 07:12
I killed a nazi because I was horny. xfacepalm

Nikkita
23rd July 2013, 18:37
I hate a bowl of cereal because i´m horny.
DAFUQ

Windmark
27th July 2013, 11:27
I ran naked with a vacuum cleaner because I hate my life.

theCONWEL
27th July 2013, 15:31
I fucked a piece of siht because xgay2

FrachellyJelly
27th July 2013, 16:21
I fucked a monkey because I'm sexy
xyeah

VasilijeM
27th July 2013, 19:19
I pissed on a lesbian coz I'm single! :'(

Verjamem
27th July 2013, 22:04
I stabbed a porn star because I was horny :o :lol:

toinou03
27th July 2013, 23:58
I smoked weed with a bowl of cereal because I hate my life...