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zoyuxi
16th December 2013, 04:31
Here's a game where you change one word in an ESC song (can be title or lyrics):

Donny Montell - "Love is Deaf"
Cezar - "It's My Lie" (this was based on a misheard lyrics video I saw)
Emmelie de Forest - "Only Gumdrops"
Koza Mostra feat. Agathon Iakovidis - "Alcohol is Pee"
Elena Gheorghe - "The Balkan Guys"

Or, you can add or subtract a word if you wish.
Yohanna - "Is It?"

And it doesn't have to make sense. :p
Dorians - "Lonely Pizza"

Jim
22nd December 2013, 19:41
1999, Charlotte Nilsson Perrelli - "Take Me To Your Bedroom"
2001, Antique - "(I would) Lie For You"
2008, Ani Lorak - "Shitty Lady"
2009, Yohanna - "Is It Good?"

escukraine
23rd December 2013, 20:26
::me2009 ""Just get out of my car"
::hu2011 "What about my beef?"
::pl2009 "I don't wanna breathe"
::ua2012 "Beat my guest"

tuorem
27th December 2013, 18:54
::tr 2009 - Hadise "Doom Tek Tek"

::lt 2010 - InCulto "Eastern European fu*k" :mrgreen:

::fr 2012 - Anggun "Ego (Me and I)"
::lt 2012 - Donny Montell "Love is bland"
::ru 2012 - Buranovskiye Babushki "Party for every mummy"

::lv 2013 - PeR "Here we grow"

henhu
28th December 2013, 13:02
::mt 1992: Mary Spiteri - Little Babushka
::ee 2003: Ruffus - Communism Coming Back
::lv 2003: F.L.Y. - Good Bye From Mars
::uk 2005: Javine Hylton - Touch My Boobs
::ge 2008: Diana Gurtskaya - War Will Come
::dk 2009: Niels Brinck - Dima's Believe Again
::sl 2009: Quartissimo feat. Martina Majerle - Urban Symphony
::am 2010: Eva Rivas - Cherry Stone
::ie 2010: Niamh Kavanagh - It's For Me
::nl 2011: 3JS - Forever Alone
::az 2012: Sabina Babayeva - When the Democracy Dies
::lv 2012: Anmary - Ugly Song
::az 2013: Farid Mammadov - Leave Me

theCONWEL
29th December 2013, 19:29
::uk 2011: Blue - I Can't
::ua 2006: Tina Karol - Show Me Your Penis
::az 2010: Safura - Bass Drop
::se 2010: Anna Bergendahl - This is my Lime
::ge 2007: Sopho Khalvashi - Wet Dream

Ofocnukilovska
30th December 2013, 01:03
::ie 2013 - Only Loaf Survives
::cy 2006 - Why Ladies Cry
::ba 2012 - Love In Forward
::lt 2009 - No Love
::lt 2012 - Love Is White
::de 2012 - Sleeping Still
::az 2011 - Running Wet
::gr 2011 - Watch My Mom
::se 2013 - Not You
::dk 2000 - Die On The Wings Of Love
::fi 2013 - Carry Me
::nl 2012 - Obama And Me
::il 2012 - Hammer Time

Ofocnukilovska
30th December 2013, 01:09
::gr 2013 - Alcohol Is Me

theCONWEL
30th December 2013, 11:14
::uk 1998: Imaani - Who Are You?
::gr 2009: Sakis Rouvas - This is Our Knife
::pl 2007: The Jet Set - Time to Sleep

Ofocnukilovska
30th December 2013, 11:38
::ru 2010 - Lost And Found
::gr 2013 - Alcohol Is Busy
::be 2013 - Love Chews
::no 2013 - I Feed You My Cents
::is 2009 - Is It Booze?

whiteshoes
30th December 2013, 16:06
Oh this is pretty funny

::is 2003: Birgitta - Open your pants
::de 2003: Lou - Let's get naughty
::hr 2004: Ivan Mukulic - You are the horny one
::ro 2005: Luminița Anghel & Sistem - Let me spy
::lv 2005: Valters & Kaža - The war is not bad
::de 2005: Gracia - Fail & Hide
::fi 2006: Lordi - Hard c*ck Halleluja
::ru 2006: Dima Bilan - Never let you blow
::ie 2006: Brian Kennedy - Every song Is a cry for help
::uk 2008: Ani Lorak: Nasty lady
::gr 2008: Kalomoira - Secret masturbation
::gr 2009: Sakis Rouvas - This is our dirt
::de 2009: Alex Swings Oscar sings - Miss Kiss Gang Bang
::tr 2010: maNga - We could be the shame
::ru 2010: Peter Nalitch & Friends (MKPN) - lost and rotten
::uk 2010: Josh - that sounds suboptimal to me
::de 2011: Lena - Seduced by a stranger
::ru 2012: Buranowskije Babuschki - Vodka for everybody
::az 2012: Sabina Babayeva - When the kitten dies
::hu 2012: Compact disco - Sound of Our Knees

zoyuxi
30th December 2013, 17:18
::hu 2012: Compact disco - Sound of Our Knees

That sounds painful. :lol:

theCONWEL
30th December 2013, 17:53
::uk 2008: Ani Lorak: Nasty lady


if only this song did represent us in 2008 ;)

::no 2013: Margaret Berger - I Feed You My Foot
::uk 2013: Bonnie Tyler - Relieve in Me :lol:

Ofocnukilovska
30th December 2013, 18:20
::ua 2008 - Dizzy Lady
::sk 2011 - I'm Still Hot
::ru 2006 - Never Let You Blow

zoyuxi
8th January 2014, 20:47
::nl 2013: Anouk - Amphibians

Ofocnukilovska
9th January 2014, 21:29
::lt 2010 - Eastern Asian Funk

ESCFr
26th January 2014, 01:14
::ua 2014 - Tick-C*ck

::sl 2013 - Straight into Lame
::dk 2013 - Only Rooftops
::nl 2013 - Nerds
::ie 2013 - Only Dull Survives
::be 2013 - Love Chills
::lv 2013 - Here We're Low
::az 2013 - Call Me
::am 2013 - Lonely Toilet
::ro 2013 - It's My Fail

DanielLuis
26th January 2014, 02:27
Oh this is pretty funny

::is 2003: Birgitta - Open your pants
::de 2003: Lou - Let's get naughty
::hr 2004: Ivan Mukulic - You are the horny one
::ro 2005: Luminița Anghel & Sistem - Let me spy
::lv 2005: Valters & Kaža - The war is not bad
::de 2005: Gracia - Fail & Hide
::fi 2006: Lordi - Hard c*ck Halleluja
::ru 2006: Dima Bilan - Never let you blow
::ie 2006: Brian Kennedy - Every song Is a cry for help
::uk 2008: Ani Lorak: Nasty lady
::gr 2008: Kalomoira - Secret masturbation
::gr 2009: Sakis Rouvas - This is our dirt
::de 2009: Alex Swings Oscar sings - Miss Kiss Gang Bang
::tr 2010: maNga - We could be the shame
::ru 2010: Peter Nalitch & Friends (MKPN) - lost and rotten
::uk 2010: Josh - that sounds suboptimal to me
::de 2011: Lena - Seduced by a stranger
::ru 2012: Buranowskije Babuschki - Vodka for everybody
::az 2012: Sabina Babayeva - When the kitten dies
::hu 2012: Compact disco - Sound of Our Knees

:lol: Most of those are pretty funny

greece
26th January 2014, 14:05
::ua 2014 - Tick-C*ck

::sl 2013 - Straight into Lame
::dk 2013 - Only Rooftops
::nl 2013 - Nerds
::ie 2013 - Only Dull Survives
::be 2013 - Love Chills
::lv 2013 - Here We're Low
::az 2013 - Call Me
::am 2013 - Lonely Toilet
::ro 2013 - It's My Fail

Well these were very funny

greece
26th January 2014, 14:08
::lt 2010 - InCulto "Eastern European fu*k

That is the best one xgood

ClassifiedCat
26th January 2014, 14:50
::gr 2013; Alcohol is Expensive

Calzeur
26th January 2014, 14:52
::al 2010 -Juliana Pasha- It's All About Me
::ie 2007 - Dervish - They Can Stop The Spring
::ge 2008- Diana Gurtskaya - Cheese Will Come

I don't have a sense of humour lol

greece
28th March 2014, 16:24
::lt 2012 Eurovision is blind
::is 2009 Is it false?
::ru Lost and underrated
::dk 2013 Only nothing
::az 2012 When the jury dies
::ge 2014 Three Minutes In The Hell
::lv 2014 A Cheesecake to bake

Really no sense of humor I know

zoyuxi
24th April 2014, 22:11
::lt 2012 Eurovision is blind
::is 2009 Is it false?
::ru Lost and underrated
::dk 2013 Only nothing
::az 2012 When the jury dies
::ge 2014 Three Minutes In The Hell
::lv 2014 A Cheesecake to bake

Really no sense of humor I know

I think this already is quite funny. :D

::lt 2006 - We are the Whiners
::ro 2009 - The Baltic Girls

And with the allergy season,
::rs 2013 - Pollen is all around us

FoxOfShadows
24th April 2014, 23:01
Not quite one word changed but
::se 2014 CTRL Z

ESCFr
25th April 2014, 18:52
2014 menu ( part 1 ) :

::al One Night's Shower
::am Alone
::at Rise Like A D*ck
::by Choosecake
::be Father
::dk Cliché Weird Song
::ee A lazy
::fi Something that's been on my mind so long
::fr Grosse tache
::ge Three minutes from Earth
::de Is it Acht ? Nein, das ist Sieben
::gr Rise Like A Phoenix
::hu Winning
::is No Vice
::ie Heart Same
::il Same Dot
::it My Shitty

ESCFr
21st May 2014, 16:23
Since this topic is dead...

::mt 2002 : 7th Shoulder
::ua 2003 : Windows Vista = Strange
::ua 2004 : Wild Stranges
::gr 2005 : My number twenty-four
::ua 2006 : Show me your strange
::ua 2007 : Strange lasha tumbai
::se 2008 : Anti-Hero
::am 2008 : Kiel-Qele
::tr 2009 : Dumb Tek Tek
::lt 2010 : Eastern European Drunk
::am 2011 : Boom boom, not qualifed
::ch 2012 : Breakable
::ua 2012 : Be my strange

::ua is full of stranges.

Ofocnukilovska
18th August 2014, 02:51
::lv 2014 - Cake To Eat
::at 2014 - Rice Like A Phoenix

zoyuxi
19th August 2014, 16:25
::lv 2014 A Cheesecake to bake


I was actually thinking of merging the lyrics of the songs "Cheesecake" and "Cake to Bake" into one song. But I don't know if I can do it, because I'm not good at writing songs. If anyone else is interested in this idea, please let me know, and perhaps we can brainstorm.

And you're a Hetalia fan too? *Sees icon.* Cool!

greece
20th August 2014, 20:18
I was actually thinking of merging the lyrics of the songs "Cheesecake" and "Cake to Bake" into one song. But I don't know if I can do it, because I'm not good at writing songs. If anyone else is interested in this idea, please let me know, and perhaps we can brainstorm.

And you're a Hetalia fan too? *Sees icon.* Cool!

I am not good at writing lyrics as well :p

Yep, I love Hetalia xheart

ESCFr
30th August 2014, 02:56
::se 2005 : Las Chicas
::am 2007 : Anytime you feed
::nl 2012 : Me and Me
::hu 2012 : Shoes of our hearts
::ee 2014 : Ain't Amazing
::ua JESC 2013 : We Are Two
::ru 2012 : Art for everybody
::ua 2011 : Demons
::az 2011 : Running Cheater
::gr 2008 : Secret Detention
::es 2014 : Shouting in the Rain

zoyuxi
31st October 2014, 05:01
::ro 2010: Playing with Ice
This would be cool (pun intended). Imagine a duo playing this on ice pianos. And the video can show them blasting out ice and snow.
If we get together now we'll freeze this place down!

::ee 2014: Amazing? Lie!

::lv 2014: Cake to Take

::se 2012: Dysphoria

Ofocnukilovska
27th February 2015, 20:08
Some 2015 attempts:

::al 2015 - I'm Not Alive
::am 2015 - Don't Deny Armenia
::cz 2015 - Hope Dies
::cy 2015 - One Chick I Should Have Done
::dk 2015 - Just The Way You Are
::ch 2015 - Time To Pee
::lv 2015 - Vaccine Injected

ayzelto
17th March 2015, 06:12
::be 2004 One Flop

::cy 2004 Weaker every minute

::gr 2004 Undress it

::ru 2004 Paint me

::de 2004 Can't wait until depilating

Carrie
17th March 2015, 22:58
::sk 2011 I'm Still Hot
::ie 2015 Playing With Myself
::cz 2008 Have Some Rum
::be 2013 Love Sucks
::ee 2011 Benefits Street

Davion
18th March 2015, 21:26
::be 2015 - Lorde inside
::ee 2015 - Goodbye to Colors
::gr 2015 - One Last Piano
::dk 2015 - The Way You Stare
::lt 2015 - This Lime
::il 2015 - Dancing Boy
::se 2015 - Leathers
::uk 2015 -Still In Love With Myself:oops:

zoyuxi
3rd May 2015, 02:54
::mk 2015 - Autumn Breeze

zoyuxi
25th May 2015, 18:09
::lv 2015 - Love Rejected
or Drugs Injected

Ofocnukilovska
25th May 2015, 18:49
::ru 2013 - What if not?
::ru 2015 - A million cheaters
::it 2015 - Grande televote amore (ok it makes no sense in Italian but still :lol:)
::se 2015 - Zeros :p
::am 2015 - Face the genocide

I'll be a bit rude now

::de 2015 - Black zero
::at 2015 - I am zero

Back to being nice

::gr 2015 - Alcohol is cheese
::by 2015 - No Time
::mk 2015 - No Life
::ee 2015 - Goodbye to Australia
::au 2015 - Sweden again
::be 2015 - Royals inside
::sm 2015 - Chain of no
::lt 2015 - Gay time
::uk 2015 - Still in love with sex
::il 2015 - Silver boy
::is 2012 - Never deny
::ru 2012 - Cheese for everybody
::md 2015 - I want your sex
::rs 2015 - Diaspora never lies
::pl 2015 - In the name of Björkman
::lt 2015 - We aren't the winners
::hu 2009 - Pants with me
::gr 2009 - This is our lime
::gr 2011 - Watch my pants
::al 2015 - I'm hard

Jay25
26th May 2015, 20:05
::au 2015 - Never again
:D

DaFlo
26th May 2015, 21:46
::gr 2015 One last euro

Gabe
27th May 2015, 15:56
::ie 2015 Playing with Penis

Milos-BC
27th May 2015, 16:24
::ie 2015 Playing with Penis

xrofl3 xrofl3 xrofl3 xclap

zoyuxi
27th May 2015, 17:54
::it 2015 - Grande odio
^ I think a song like that might work for historical figures who were on opposite sides of a brutal war. If someone could come up with good lyrics for that, I'd like to see it.
That would be intense. Or, a safer bet might be fictional characters.

::ci 2015 - Calculating with Numbers
Math class time!

::no 2015 - An Angel Like Me
-O-

::ro 2015 - All Over It

Gabe
27th May 2015, 18:21
::sl Here For Pilou

http://adevarul.ro/assets/adevarul.ro/MRImage/2014/02/10/52f89f13c7b855ff5638888c/646x404.jpg

southernstars
28th May 2015, 14:55
OMG this is the funniest thread I've seen lol xrofl3

I don't think I can top any of these :P

::it 2012 L'Amore E' Feminist (Out Of Bullshit)

::hu 2012 Sound of Our Farts (if you listen!)

::at 2012 Woki mit deim Poo-poo

::tr 2012 Turkey Come Back

::bg 2012 Fail Unlimited*

::pl 2014 My Słowianie - We Are Sexy Milkmaids

And I'm out lol....

* I loved Sofi Marinova's entry, I was sad she didn't make the final :(

EDIT - my country flags are very colour-coordinated?! LOL.

zoyuxi
28th May 2015, 17:00
OMG this is the funniest thread I've seen lol xrofl3

I don't think I can top any of these :P

::it 2012 L'Amore E' Feminist (Out Of Bullshit)

::hu 2012 Sound of Our Farts (if you listen!)

::at 2012 Woki mit deim Poo-poo

::tr 2012 Turkey Come Back

::bg 2012 Fail Unlimited*

::pl 2014 My Słowianie - We Are Sexy Milkmaids

And I'm out lol....

* I loved Sofi Marinova's entry, I was sad she didn't make the final :(

EDIT - my country flags are very colour-coordinated?! LOL.

Eeewwwwww at some of them (#2 and #3) :lol: :lol:

Color-coordination for the win!

zoyuxi
31st May 2015, 23:59
::mk 2015 - Autumn Leaf Blower

zoyuxi
12th June 2015, 03:48
::se 2015 - Superheroes

Mimoliin
12th June 2015, 14:52
::it 2012 - Jenner é Femmina

Sorry, I just had to!

zoyuxi
22nd July 2015, 16:01
::es Prancing In the Rain

tuorem
22nd July 2015, 17:33
2015
::nl Run Along (after NQ)
::ee Goodbye To Victory (when the draw was revealed)
::il Golden Balls (naughty Nadav...)
::az Hour Of The Woof (makes sense)
::ch Time To Whine (after NQ)

ESCFr
16th March 2016, 00:18
Time.

::no 2015 A Munster like Me
::lv 2015 Ebola Injected
::lt 2015 Kiss Time
::fr 2015 N'oubliez-moi
::at 2015 I'm Losing
::uk 2015 Still in bed with you
::ru 2015 A Million Opressed Russian Minorities
::it 2015 Grande caz*o
::is 2015 Unbroken
::fi 2015 Aina mun pity

::fr 2016 J'ai pété
::mt 2016 F*ck on Water
::sl 2016 Blood and Red
::es 2016 Say Shit!
::no 2016 Assbreaker
::ee 2016 Pony-Play
::se 2016 If I were singing a good song that is not a ripoff, for God's sake, I hate Melodifestivalen, curse you Björkman!
::uk 2016 You are not alone
::it 2016 Exam Grade of Deception
::il 2016 Made of d4rk
::dk 2016 Soldiers of War (against your ears)
::ua 2016 2014

megzpegz
16th March 2016, 01:00
Russia - a million pounds
greece - watch my tv
Ukraine - tick tacks
spain - dancing in the sun
armenia - love machine
spain - say nae
United kingdom - that sounds cr@p to me
romania - moment of madness
malta - walk on earth
Netherlands - jog along

Cyberbliss
16th March 2016, 12:48
::ru 2015 A Million Opressed Russian Minorities
::it 2015 Grande caz*o

xrofl3 xrofl2 xrofl xrollinglol xrofl3 xrofl2 xrofl xrollinglol xrofl3 xrofl2 xrofl xrollinglol

midnightsun
18th April 2016, 02:33
Come on, sing along with me! :D
::no 2009 Hairytail (I'm in looove with a hairytaiiiil... aka The Animal Song)
::de 2013 Warriors (Tonight we can be... waaaarriors!)
::ru 2012 Farty for everybody (Farty for everybody, dance!)
::ro 2013 It's my wife (It's my wi-hihife...)
::tr 2003 Everyway that I tan
::se 2010 This is my wife (This is my wife, my friend! aka The jealousy song)
::no 2012 Pray/spray/pay :D (I want you to Pray! spray! Pay!)
::is 2012 Never regret (Never regret what I did what I said...)
::uk 2013 Believe in pee
::gr 2012 Aphropeesiac
::ro 2015 Moment of Highlands (take a moment of Hiiiighlands...)
::ie 2011 Hipstick (She's got her hipstick on, here she comes dadadam aka The Granny song)
::ie 2014 Fartbeat (Hold on to my fartbeat, my fartbeat, my faaaartbeat!)

Cyberbliss
18th April 2016, 18:16
::no A*sbreaker
::uk You're not a wh*re
::bg If love was a slime
::hr Fighthouse
::it No degree of sedation
::is Hear them falling (from the top of the mountain, to mention another Icelandic singer)
::ch The last of our Kindle (That's Rykka's true job)
::se If I were Laurie (Frans got gender issues)
::by Help you fry (In a cookshow)

tuorem
18th April 2016, 18:41
::by Help you fry (In a cookshow)

Haha we got the same exact idea :lol: That's a sign.

Here are some of mine for 2016, even though I think this year's song titles aren't as inspiring as in the past years:

::il Made Of Scars (it would actually make a great song title imo)
::lt I've Been Waiting For This Fight
::bg If Love Was A Lime
::rs Goodbye (Hater)
::am MicroWave

Cyberbliss
18th April 2016, 20:56
::lt I've Been Waiting For This Fight

Also ::lt I've been waiting for this Flight could do well, especially if you travel to Stockholm next month


::am MicroWave

This pairs with Help you Fry, if Ivan and Iveta fail to qualify they could still broadcast a cook show, Without wolves.

ESCFr
15th May 2016, 22:07
::ch 2009 - The highest d*cks
::uk 2010 - That smells sh*t to me
::ua 2010 - Sweet Smartphone
::se 2010 - This is my strife (and I lost it)
::de 2011 - Taken by a toddler
::hu 2011 - What about my heels?
::ee 2011 - Illuminati Street (everything is dark but futile !)
::cy 2012 - La La Poor (nothing to gain, when all the banks, are out of contro-o-ol)
::az 2012 - When Armenia dies
::ro 2013 - It's my cr@p
::mt 2014 - F*cking Home
::cz 2015 - Hope always dies
::is 2016 - Hear them failing
::fi 2016 - Sh*t it away (All your feces away !)
::mk 2016 - Donut
::az 2016 - Gonna take a miracle (to sing well)
::am 2016 - LoveTsunami
::ru 2016 - You are the only gay (in Russia)

And something more accurate:



::es 2016 - Say Flop!

Alevender
25th June 2016, 15:16
::az 2014 - Start a fight

AdilHassani
14th August 2017, 13:33
Israel 2015 : Platinium boy
Spain 2014 : Dancing in the bombs
Germany 2017 : Perfect fail
Switzerland 2010 : Il pleut des larmes
United Kingdom 2010 : That sounds bad to me
Switzerland 2014 : Hunter of points

DJNightingale
14th August 2017, 15:11
I am a little bit hungry...

::bg 2017 - Cookie Mess
::md 2017 - Hey, Cookie! (Cookie, cookie, don't be so stale...)
::be 2017 - City Cookies
::ro 2017 - Cookie it!
::no 2017 - Grab the Cookies (I'm gonna kill that hunger in my stomach...)
::ru 2016 - You Are the Cookie One
::au 2016 - Sound of Cookies (And I keep eating, eating...)
::bg 2016 - If Love Was a Cookie (... we all would be the cookiemonsters...)
::se 2016 - If I Were Cookie...
::pl 2016 - What Cookie Is Your Life (Oh-oh-oh-oh, tell me chip or biscuit...)

BernadetteCydonia
18th March 2019, 15:21
::is 2019 - Ísland mun sigra :D
::hu 2011 - What About My Dignity?
::lt 2019 - Run with the Chickens
::es 2017 - Do It for Your Cousin
::gr 2011 - Watch My Milk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36yrpEFZZaU)
::is 2009 - Is It Gay?
::de 2018 - You Let Me Die Alone :c

Eulaliya
18th March 2019, 17:04
::ge 2016 - Midnight Rust
::lt 2017 - Rain of Dictatorship
::be 2018 - A Matter of Coincidence
::lt 2018 - When We're Dead
::no 2018 - That's How You Write an Essay
::se 2018 - F**k You Off :lol:
::ua 2018 - Over the Ladder
::pt 2019 - Telegrama