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lucian-crusher
4th June 2013, 17:49
Basically in this thread we mention the things Eurovision fans never say or never get to say:

- Eurovision is the worst show ever
- I'm sick and tired that ::sm is always in Top 10
- ::bg has qualified to many times in the Final
- It's a shame that ::gr, ::ro, ::ru and ::ua never manage to qualify for the Final
- ::az is underrated every year
- ::uk is overrated every year
- ::cy will never give 12 points to ::gr
- ::az gives 12 points to ::am
- ::by will win Eurovision
- To bad the Nordics never win
- I don't get why Central European countries do so good in this Contest
- I really trust the juries and I love them

dogmeat
4th June 2013, 19:08
"It's only a TV show"

Impressive
4th June 2013, 19:21
Montenegro deserved to qualify.

EscGeek
4th June 2013, 20:05
"The winning song sucks again! I'm gonna write a song and win the next years contest by myself" :mrgreen:

anto475
4th June 2013, 20:10
It's nice that the tabloids always focus on the music, and never on other things like politics or bloc voting.

EscTurkey
8th June 2013, 03:53
-My favourite didn't qualify, but I don't care. After all it's only the winner that matters.

Narmina
8th June 2013, 18:34
- ::cy will never give 12 points to ::gr
- ::az gives 12 points to ::am


xrollinglol

pinkchiffon
8th June 2013, 22:06
Thank you for translating this song into English, it sounds so much better!

Fred
9th June 2013, 04:45
I love the juries being so fair for folk music. c:

Terence
9th June 2013, 14:53
3 songs are enough instead of 26 in the Eurovision final.

anto475
9th June 2013, 22:27
More countries need to opt for internal selections, I don't like all the new music from the national finals at all

lucian-crusher
22nd June 2013, 13:50
It's to vad that Eurovision songs don't use to often the words "love", "eyes", "life" and "edge"!

CPV4931
22nd June 2013, 14:02
Eurovision tonight? Lets go out and do something different instead of watching this crap on TV.

Nikkita
22nd June 2013, 15:12
Eurovision is SO boring.

AshleyWright
24th June 2013, 18:51
Wow, the UK got the most 12 points this year.

Avalon
24th June 2013, 19:15
Who's ABBA?

Impressive
25th June 2013, 19:26
Who's ABBA?

To be honest... This is available question for me. :lol:

Avalon
25th June 2013, 19:36
To be honest... This is available question for me. :lol:

Fake fan! :o :o :o :lol:

r3gg13
25th June 2013, 19:46
I'm so not looking forward for ESC this year :lol:

Mickey
26th June 2013, 16:51
"Valentina who?"

Gera11
26th June 2013, 17:10
We love the winning entry and we are not searching for similar songs to say it's a copy :lol:

r3gg13
4th July 2013, 00:40
Glorious is such an original composition and is such a masterpiece :rolleyes:

SRBIJA
5th July 2013, 00:41
OMG Montenegro qualified for the final xdance so happy xdance

theCONWEL
7th July 2013, 16:07
The United Kingdom have sent a brilliant song and have a chance to win this year! xyaay

Mrm
18th July 2013, 13:32
Spain, Serbia and France sing too much in English in ESC! :lol:

Terence
18th July 2013, 13:42
OMG, the Belorussian singer has a lovely cockney accent

tuorem
18th July 2013, 15:19
The social network song (oh oh uh oh oh) could have been the most worthy winning entry of the past decade, far ahead of Molitva.

Mrm
18th July 2013, 17:29
G:Son and other Swedish composers write so few entries for National selections! :lol:

anto475
19th July 2013, 21:50
Going to rewatch one of the old contests tonight, I can't choose between watching 1956 or 1964!!

Mrm
22nd July 2013, 19:02
Czech Republic is such a successful ESC country! It always qualifies for the final whatever it sends! :lol:

tuorem
23rd July 2013, 15:50
Czech Republic is such a successful ESC country! It always qualifies for the final whatever it sends! :lol:

I agree! I'd like to see Russia, Greece, or even Azerbaijan qualifying for a change! :D

EscGeek
23rd July 2013, 20:40
GAG | esctoday.com | your daily eurovision centre (http://www.esctoday.com/category/gag/)

i think esctoday stole this from here :lol:

RainyWoods
24th July 2013, 05:41
The social network song (oh oh uh oh oh) could have been the most worthy winning entry of the past decade, far ahead of Molitva.

Ahem excuse me but I believe that "The Social Network Song (Oh Oh Uh Oh Oh)" would have been the most worthy winning entry of the past decade, far ahead of "Molitva"IOTAP

tuorem
24th July 2013, 14:21
Ahem excuse me but I believe that "The Social Network Song (Oh Oh Uh Oh Oh)" would have been the most worthy winning entry of the past decade, far ahead of "Molitva"IOTAP

And so do I. :)
But I don't think many other people think the same.

innou
26th November 2013, 17:37
''Running Scared'' is the best winning song EVER
:lol:

greece
19th January 2014, 13:30
Why ::sm passes always in the final with stupid songs?

ESCFr
25th January 2014, 23:54
::se sends stupid songs every year !

doctormalisimo
26th January 2014, 01:41
::se sends stupid songs every year !

I do say that....

12Points
26th January 2014, 02:49
I like Azerbaijan because they have local writers who write their entries :mrgreen:, instead of buying them :D

DanielLuis
26th January 2014, 03:43
The reason why Belarus is so loved by every single Eurovision fan out there, is because how they always stay genuine to they're audience decisions, sticking with whatever is chosen from the beginning til the very end!
And corruption is a thing totally unimaginable in the Belarussian NF's! You can always be sure everything is completely fair :D

12Points
26th January 2014, 08:40
The 2012 winner's song is so tradional and folky :), but it's pretty boring because the singer only standing on the stage herself :(

Matt
26th January 2014, 11:39
Terry wogan was a great commentator.

12Points
26th January 2014, 18:41
99.999999999% of ESC watchers and audiences think Solayoh is the most modern song in the history of Eurovision, of course it is, it's unbelievably MODERN! :twisted:

innou
26th January 2014, 22:50
Ireland must win one day! They have sent so many nice entries and never managed to win! :(

aardvark
26th January 2014, 23:52
And in 2014 Austria with Conchita Wurst received 12 points from Russia and 10 points from Belarus!

12Points
27th January 2014, 12:35
From 2011-2013, Italy always send dance songs which always finished on the bottom of the final :(

ParadiseES
27th January 2014, 12:39
I agree with this semi results. They were fair and no countries were robbed!

Calzeur
27th January 2014, 14:06
Eastern Europe is so fair in their voting... Russia gave 12 points to Belarus! :) What a darling...

doctormalisimo
27th January 2014, 19:21
Azerbaijan's entry is refreshing and original.

greece
27th January 2014, 19:43
Azerbaijan's entry is refreshing and original.
I say that....

Calzeur
27th January 2014, 20:11
France has always sung in English, haven't they?

henhu
28th January 2014, 09:26
Dima sings Waterloo better than ABBA.

Happiness
28th January 2014, 13:34
The 2012 winner's song is so tradional and folky :), but it's pretty boring because the singer only standing on the stage herself :(

I actually sort of think so.

12Points
28th January 2014, 15:25
Opening of ESC 2013 Semi Final 2 is the worst opening ever :mad:

AshleyWright
1st February 2014, 19:41
Valentina is terrible.

greece
2nd February 2014, 08:32
^^I know a people who says that....:( :evil:

ESCFr
2nd February 2014, 14:21
Shhh...::kz and ::li always qualifies for the final !

Istria
3rd February 2014, 22:46
::pl gave ::lt 12 points again... Those Balkans..

Magizian
6th February 2014, 13:19
See you in Portugal next year.










Relax, it's a joke...

12Points
9th February 2014, 04:25
I still hate the fact that 2001's venue's feels really claustrophobic, only 500 stage audiences and the smallest eurovision venue yet :(

cassio
19th February 2014, 02:00
Valentina is terrible.

Thats not true, i have always said that she is terrible :mrgreen:

Romeo
20th March 2014, 01:49
"Oh that Portuguese entry could do well" haha

r3gg13
20th March 2014, 06:14
I hope Azerbaijan hires Swedes again! Their composition blows local compositions out of the water! xbow

12Points
20th March 2014, 09:04
Shine (Russia 2014) is better than What If (Russia 2013) :mrgreen:

EscGeek
20th March 2014, 15:22
Shine (Russia 2014) is better than What If (Russia 2013) :mrgreen:
I say that xslap

galih
20th March 2014, 16:01
If Turkey were in this year's competition, I wonder what country would received their 12 points?

Kaz
22nd March 2014, 06:57
I think we might see ::lv in the final this year!

jimijoop
20th April 2017, 22:59
Sweden sends always crap. Sweden should stayed in the semifinal in the last years.
Melodifestivalen is one of the worst National Finals

Yazy
21st April 2017, 13:12
Go Molvania! Landslide victory for this year!


https://i.ytimg.com/vi/v2dN7g56slY/maxresdefault.jpg


(you know, maybe I WOULD actually vote...)

scratchthat2009
21st April 2017, 14:04
Sweden sends always crap. Sweden should stayed in the semifinal in the last years.
Melodifestivalen is one of the worst National Finals


Actually, I do think that, lol.

EscGeek
21st April 2017, 19:55
"This revamp is so much better than the original version" :rolleyes:

Sammy
21st April 2017, 20:05
I go to bed before the voting. This is the most boring part of the show.

midnightsun
21st April 2017, 21:14
"Do you really watch the semis?"

"Wait, there are semis???"

"Who's representing our country this year?"

scratchthat2009
22nd April 2017, 04:07
"Bulgaria will not qualify this year."

JChan
22nd April 2017, 06:46
"I'm really glad that Russia stays out of all this political hogwash!"

Sammy
25th April 2017, 08:36
Hang on - which country got the 9 and the 11 points in that first voting round?

goncalovieira
25th April 2017, 09:14
"Oh that Portuguese entry could do well" haha

Can you say that this year? ahahah

Kaz
25th April 2017, 09:24
"Sweden is such an underrated country. They always send quality acts and never get good results."

ScarlettGirl
25th April 2017, 15:36
"Mil etter Mil should have won eurovision in 1978"

Franco
25th April 2017, 16:48
I can't name a single sanmarinese singer.

Chorizo
25th April 2017, 19:27
"The stage looks too big."

GianlucaTomoe
25th April 2017, 20:02
"I like songs performed by female singers" :rolleyes:

carl1
25th April 2017, 20:26
"What's your favourite Eurovision songs ever?"
"That's easy, "Believe" and "Everybody"."

Sammy
25th April 2017, 21:04
"I like songs performed by female singers" :rolleyes:

so your are not an eurovision fan? xrofl3

midnightsun
25th April 2017, 23:06
"Of course I'm watching the EUROPEAN Song Contest!"

ScarlettGirl
29th April 2017, 13:18
"Who is Lys Assia?"
"This show is sooooo long...Ill go to bed"
"Jemini should have won"

LesterMalvo
29th April 2017, 15:32
"I like songs performed by female singers" :rolleyes:

Why would anyone in any reality say that

realist
10th May 2017, 13:32
I never favour my country...

EscUKFan
10th May 2017, 17:54
The UK have a good entry this year.

Jay25
10th May 2017, 20:55
"How am I supposed to know the capital city of Azerbaijan?! Do I look like a geography genius?"

Klonoa
10th May 2017, 23:45
"I hope countrys like ::us or ::na will participate next year!"

MyHeartIsYours
11th May 2017, 01:52
"I'm glad there isn't a semi tomorrow"

midnightsun
11th May 2017, 03:28
"Why can't our country vote in this semi???"

Alaska49
13th May 2017, 05:26
"this rehearsal is not representative of what the performance will look later on therefore i will not become the furies of greek mythology over missed notes"

Sammy
20th October 2017, 14:08
"who decides, which country hosts the contest?"

blue00eyes
21st October 2017, 15:03
Eurovision is something like American Idol

NNR
21st October 2017, 17:22
I'm so glad Israel didn't qualify in 2013

AdilHassani
21st October 2017, 18:46
I'm so happy macedonia isn't qualified for the final this year i hate dance alone

lavieenrose
24th October 2017, 00:32
"Oh look! My favorite singer from [insert Eurovision-participating country, the smaller the better, here] is in the recording studio. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, though; they could be there for some other reason."

doctormalisimo
25th October 2017, 01:45
This could do with its chorus in English

Dodiih
12th January 2018, 23:45
"How can I vote for my own country?"

cegs5
13th January 2018, 00:04
(after the first 20 songs are revealed) "So far this year seems to be great"

ScarlettGirl
13th January 2018, 17:24
"Dustin The Turkey and Gipsy.Cz should have won, they were both so underrated. " :mrgreen:

EscGeek
13th January 2018, 19:48
"Dustin The Turkey and Gipsy.Cz should have won, they were both so underrated. " :mrgreen:

IOTAP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5y_s5YziLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojE2IElbIFk

EDC0708
13th January 2018, 21:22
IOTAP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5y_s5YziLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojE2IElbIFk

I like both of those too!

ScarlettGirl
13th January 2018, 22:10
IOTAP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5y_s5YziLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojE2IElbIFk

Im sorry xrunhug xheart

EscGeek
13th January 2018, 22:14
Im sorry xrunhug xheart
xcheers

Realest
14th January 2018, 11:26
IOTAP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5y_s5YziLU


"#42 France"

xgoodxgood

DenizESC
18th January 2018, 15:51
"Australia can into Eurovision xbutt"

FilipFromSweden
18th January 2018, 17:31
I love the jury, they voted for all my favorites and put all the bad songs in the bottom

SwedishFailurez
20th January 2018, 21:01
''The victory of Estonia 2001 and Latvia 2002 contributed to future editions of eurovision in a good way.''

Realest
20th January 2018, 21:10
''The victory of Estonia 2001 and Latvia 2002 contributed to future editions of eurovision in a good way.''

Latvias Victory was one of the most important in the History. Thanks to Marie N the Performance and Show became more important and lets not forget that increase of Musicquality we experienced from 2002 to 2003.

But Estonia was a bad Joke.

EscGeek
20th January 2018, 21:51
"everything said in this thread is completely accurate and applies to everyone"8-):lol:

https://i.giphy.com/media/ZUwjT4TrkElu8/giphy.webp

LesterMalvo
21st January 2018, 17:44
See you in Portugal next year.










Relax, it's a joke...

Jokes on you

lavieenrose
9th February 2018, 06:01
"Wow, this Eurovision performer I'm about to compare someone to is totally similar to them in any way beyond being a dead-ringer appearance-wise!"